GYERO ARCHIVE

[Btothe4th]

Lebatard has a bet that if the Cavs win he has to eat shit. Literally. Go Cavs Go.

Friend of mine has a workout idea that I thought wasn't half bad. He wants to hold basketball practices like we used to have in high school three days a week but for the older crew as an exercise class. Drill oriented with conditioning thrown in. Don't think open gym, think three man weaves and suicides with a coach barking at you. Not gonna lie, the idea of being screamed at to "get on the line" again evokes some serious nostalgia.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Chad's "babe" has that wholesome I want to be a Mom, and soon look, TS.

 

[Mashburned]

*the thought of BBdK getting high with The Baby, cooking pies with it, teaching it to twerk, and all kinds other nefarious fetty related shit*

^ pretty hilarious

 

[B.B.d.K.]

I'm like hey what's up hello...

Fetty Wap, Heavy Guap.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Some of you have to stop with this adding "beyond" before any god damn adjective you use.

You might as well have a shitty blog to share anecdotes with your lovelies about your fabulous life!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Friend of mine has a workout idea that I thought wasn't half bad. He wants to hold basketball practices like we used to have in high school three days a week but for the older crew as an exercise class. Drill oriented with conditioning thrown in. Don't think open gym, think three man weaves and suicides with a coach barking at you. Not gonna lie, the idea of being screamed at to "get on the line" again evokes some serious nostalgia.

That's a hell of an idea.

 

[_Chase_]

There will be at least 2 blown ACLs, an Achilles rupture, and a heart attack inside the first month of those "classes".

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Yeah, hopefully dude is smart enough to have you old fat rascals sign a waiver first.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

There will be at least 2 blown ACLs, an Achilles rupture, and a heart attack inside the first month of those "classes".

So, it's CrossFit, basically.

 

[GYERater]

Sounds like a great idea, remember how much fun practice was back in the day? Actually playing the games was torture in comparison.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

That's a hell of an idea.

My son's had soccer camp for two hours each night this week at the HS football/soccer field. I've been spending that time just running/walking around the track, smelling the grass, listening to whistles and coaches barking. Really takes me back. Might take a few runs at the blocking sleds tonight just for old times sake...

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I've been itching to start playing basketball again - be it pick-up games or whatever. I couldn't tell you the last time I actually played 3-on-3 or just goofed around on a bball court.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Charles Matthews on campus, settled in his Dorm, and spent his first evening in Craft Center getting up jumpers.


I mean, can you imagine what he's feeling right now....1 day you're a HS kid, the next you're living in a World Class Facility w/ the best practice digs in the country next door, a Kentucky Wildcat with a Unlimited Free Poon Card, and trying to figure out where to put your 100 new items of UK Nike Swag.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

We're looking for a new house and I'm having a hard time liking anything that doesn't have room at least for a hoop over the driveway. My kids are itching for one too.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Unrelated: The sun has started to set on Kindly. That tramp/tease better cash in and do some softcore pornography soon because she's about to be passed up by a younger model imo.

No shortage of 22-30 year old bombshells in Nashville.

 

[Joey Rupption]

The last time I shot a basketball was very depressing. I hadn't been on a court for ~10 years.

Almost every shot felt great and looked on line, but everything came up way short. The muscle memory and mechanics felt the same, but there was no strength behind any of it. It was like a nightmare where you throw punches but they are in slow motion.

Now I have to practice montage-style, and fairly soon, lest my kid grows up to see his old man airball a bunny.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Hopefully she's done a good job investing the extra tips and GoFundMe money she's accumulated over the years.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Unrelated: The sun has started to set on Kindly. That tramp/tease better cash in and do some softcore pornography soon because she's about to be passed up by a younger model imo.

No shortage of 22-30 year old bombshells in Nashville.

Yeah, she pisses me off at this point, for sure. Blocked her on everything but Twitter, and that's probably not far off. She's way hotter in person, but I've seen about all the tease/bikini pics I can handle...plus, her worshipers are among the most pathetic dudes on the planet.

I still have, and forever will, much love for Amanda Payne tho.

 

[Booker Noe]

Hopefully she's done a good job investing the extra tips and GoFundMe money she's accumulated over the years.

I'm sure she has.

 

[wcc31]

- I don't know what I would've done with my life without a basketball goal in my backyard.

- Shit, BBdK's brother's girlfriends- all of them- are hotter than Kindly...or at least right there.

- Will never be in better shape than high school basketball because unlike myself and some trainer, I'll never be trying to impress someone more than I was the coach. 20 suicides in 30 seconds with 30 seconds of rest? Awesome. Would love to, Coach. Let's do it.

- Always wonder what the first few weeks on campus are like for incoming freshmen ballers. It was amazing (sorry, BEYOND amazing) enough for a regular kid.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

I'm sure she has.

HYONTS has it taken care of, pretty sure.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Cameron Payne is a lucky rascal.

 

[krazykats]

The evolving change in Lebron that is most notable is not the effort or desire to win it is mentally not allowing defeat to be an option and basically willing that into his opponents. GS is clearly the better(healthier) team at this point but Lebron's will is not allowing him to lose.

As a Jordan>Lebron fan that was always it for me. It was never that physically Lebron couldn't do what Jordan did. Opponents didn't backdown or better yet just feel like their best just wasn't going to cut it vs. Lebron.

While I don't expect Steph or GS to lay down, I just simply think they are defeated and realize this Lebron is not going to be beaten. This is by far the worst team Lebron has went to the finals with and he is imposing his will regardless.

 

[_Chase_]

I just simply think they are defeated and realize this Lebron is not going to be beaten.

Yep, I fully expect Golden State to forfeit the next few games.

 

[KingLlama]

Speaking of driveway basketball goals, who was everyone's go-to when it came to imagining yourself as a UK/NBA player while shooting in the driveway? I was Ed Davender back in the day.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Bill Laimbeer.

 

[BristolCat]

You know the Warriors have already been down 2-1 in these playoffs and that turned out alright. The Grizzlies don't have a Lebron but I always think it's funny how prone people are to overreacting to every game of a seven game series. Four days ago the Cavs were dead and people were wondering if they'd win one or two or just get swept. Now it's 2-1 because the Cavs broke serve once in Oakland, and you can hand Lebron the trophy because Steph and Klay are just gonna go cry about it. FOH. This series is still a coin flip.

 

[cawoodsct]

James Blackmon, Derrick Hord

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Reggie Dang Miller

 

[wildcat1973]

Larry Bird, Jim Master

 

[UK_Memphis]

Speaking of basketball, camps and kids; my cousin just got back from the Cal Father/Son camp. Said it was the most disorganized camp he'd ever been to and was a complete waste of time and money.

Now I'm not sure how many camps he has been to and I'm not sure if he or his 7 year old son have ever payed basketball before. That could be one of the reasons he thought it was awful. They also flew in from Dallas to go so they spent more money than most.

Just for future reference for GYERO dads.

 

[Beavis606]

James Lee
Dirk Minniefield
Melvin Turpin
Bret Bearup*








*not really

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Ed Davender
Terry Dehere
Chris Smith
Brian Oliver
Terry Cummings (from the baseline, only)

 

[UK_Memphis]

Speaking of driveway basketball goals, who was everyone's go-to when it came to imagining yourself as a UK/NBA player while shooting in the driveway? I was Ed Davender back in the day.

Ummmm....I was myself, and the star player, playing along with the other starters. Hit so many game winning shots.

 

[Beavis606]

And ABA >>>> NBA, so Artis Gilmore and Caldwell Jones

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Any kid I've heard/seen that's been to the Cal camp comes away with an experience to last a lifetime.

Your friend sounds awful, shocker.

 

[UK_Memphis]

Any kid I've heard/seen that's been to the Cal camp comes away with an experience to last a lifetime.

Your friend sounds awful, shocker.

Cousin. He did say his kid, who isn't shy, did chase down Cal as he got into his car and got his autograph which made him happy. Seems like they'd get his auto during the camp unless he wasn't giving it out.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

All the friends/kids I know who've been got pictures, autographs, etc with Cal & every player...basically seemed like the most surreal/coolest thing ever for a little UK fan, with an obvious high price tag.

Stick w/ Rick Carlisle.

 

[anthonys735]

Attended 3 Pitino Camps and it was the time of my life as a kid. Living in dorms, hanging out with the players 24/7, playing ball all day. It was awesome.

 

[wildcat1973]

Larry Bird triple threat position from the top of the key...