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I called another lawyer, who is not my colleague, a “f**kface” today. But he called me, and was being a huge douche, and I was on a boat and at least 7 Bud Heavies deep, so all is fair, I guess.
Please name him. Or at least give initials and a geographic location. I’ll figure it out.
Did you . . . . . . . did you mean Memorial Day?
He'll blame it on spellcheck.
Sorry that’s correct. We don’t have rules on when you’re allowed to be in a pool here so I get confused. I hope everyone enjoys their few months of pool time though!
69420CumMaster. Warsaw.
I will be the father of 2 girls 2&under in 4 wks. I’m terrified. I drank eight $2.10 bud light pints tonight at happy hour. I did not ask the bartender for a recommendation. Last hurrah as the wife is ready to “pack the bag”.
^ I did that same thing with my first kid, and of course my wife’s water broke in the middle of the night. Two+ weeks early. And it was a difficult birth, so I was up for like 48 hours. Longest hangover in the history of mankind.
The hell were you awake for that, Wynn?
Cut_it_loose - they’ll have this pull out couch thing in the corner of the room. Just grab a pillow and blanket and get some z’s. Your job is to be well rested for when the baby is actually there.
Cut_it_loose - they’ll have this pull out couch thing in the corner of the room. Just grab a pillow and blanket and get some z’s. Your job is to be well rested for when the baby is actually there.
Wayne, have to have the classic ECA stack in your go bag. Ephedrine, caffeine and aspirin. Combine that with a can of choice snus and some shitty coffee from the vending machine, and any man can do anything he’s called upon for.
Eff some hussy nurses giving Dads a sideways eye while we're trying to catch a few Zs in the corner before the show starts. Bitches.
You got to get in on the nurses’ good side, man. They’re the ones who really run the place. That first kid I mentioned, they let me get in on their super secret pizza party at like 2 a.m. Threw in a 20 and feasted. While my wife was writhing in pain. It was a great respite from that horror.
“Would dad like to cut the cord?”
“No, I’m paying for this shit. Do your ****ing job.”
“No, I’m paying for this shit. Do your ****ing job.”
My wife had complications for our first child so there were three nights of me sleeping in the corner. Plus I was in Green Bay when my wife went into labor at 9:30 PM, meaning there were no flights so I had to drive. So I show up at 8 AM on zero sleep, my wife is peacefully in labor all day, so I’m over there trying to catch Z’s.
So I set the stage with the nurses as 1) not being there for 10 hours, 2) going directly to sleep once I got there and 3) (gasp) needing to get a little sleep three nights in a row. By the last day they wouldn’t even acknowledge I was there.
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I hate this asshole but I swear to God I laughed hard enough at this to cramp an intercostal and pop out a tiny fart.
Been a while.
Robin Williams pretty much summing up the whole child birth thing
Good stuff in this article if you can read it and not behind a pay wall. I was able to.
Not me for sure. Friday was my first sick day ever, and it's Delta. Got the vaccine in March so I'm a breakthrough case. It has been a brutal last couple days. High fever and massive body aches 24/7. Feel like maybe I could be turning the corner this morning.
Please go cough on Chris Kolb.
it’s just different when it’s a Kentucky boy wearing that blue and white.
reed is living out what a lot of us dreamt about as kids playing ball out back in the driveway with our dad / siblings.
reed is living out what a lot of us dreamt about as kids playing ball out back in the driveway with our dad / siblings.
The only UK jersey I’ve ever owned was Jeff Sheppard’s. Wore it in the driveway and practiced my white boy shit, dreaming one day I would be able to dunk like Jeff...
Jeff Sheppard is a decent man, who will buy you a free lunch at Malones, and I’ve never understood why some of you jackasses hate on him. I hope there are many generations of Sheppards at UK.
Jeff Sheppard is a decent man, who will buy you a free lunch at Malones, and I’ve never understood why some of you jackasses hate on him. I hope there are many generations of Sheppards at UK.
I hate when MJ says it’s so different if a kid is from the mountains, like that’s a rule with cayt fans…I make no distinction from Ramsey, Goose, Epps, Farmer, Padgett, Hawkins on and on.
Being from Eastern Kentucky doesn’t elevate you or make you “more Kentucky”.
That being said, come on home Reed!
Being from Eastern Kentucky doesn’t elevate you or make you “more Kentucky”.
That being said, come on home Reed!
Was Couch more of a Kentucky boy than Lorenzen because he was from the mountains?
Nope.
Couch was better, but not more loved.
Nope.
Couch was better, but not more loved.
My favorite Top 5 UK players (because of my age) include Darius Miller and Patrick Sparks -- neither of whom are mountain boys but sure as shit are Kentucky as it gets.
Kind of funny how no one seems to regard Rondo as a Kentucky guy. Probably because he's kind of an asshole.
We all know Rondo went to Eastern, but I’d bet money a lot of UK fans only know Rondo came from Oak Hill.
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YOU WANT GYEROMAN LAWBALL ENDORSEMENT.. CHECK.
YOU TO BE A SPOKEPERSON FOR A LOCAL BANK… CALL US.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY MILQUETOAST.
FOLKS…WE ALL GOIN TO THE SIZZLER.
That all changes now that Brady and his businesses are exploding and going to be featured on HBO Real Sports. Now it’s time to strike when the irons hot and set up what will change UK Athletics… THE GYERO NIL SPORTS AGENCY.
YOU WANT HVAC ENDORSEMENT… DONE.
YOU WANT GYEROMAN LAWBALL ENDORSEMENT.. CHECK.
YOU TO BE A SPOKEPERSON FOR A LOCAL BANK… CALL US.
YOU WANT SOME MONIES FOR HAWKING INSURANCE… WE HAVE OPTIONS.
GET OUT OF THE WAY MILQUETOAST.
FOLKS…WE ALL GOIN TO THE SIZZLER.
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