GYERO ARCHIVE

[roguemocha]

You know how I get my coffee? I either make it for two cents in a goddamn coffee maker, black. Or my girlfriend and I go out and she orders me a con leche, besides that I don’t have it.

If you want to have double macchiato espresso cock marmalade chai tea, go ahead. I don’t care, but don’t bring your hoity toity espresso bullshit round here and act like you found something special when you’re drinking the same thing as every xannied-out soccer mom with a bob haircut pretending you’re attractive again has for the last 2 decades.

 

[krazykats]

One of the top 20 ways to grow your wealth is actually not overpaying for coffee.

Losers.

 

[wcc31]

This is why neither of you rubes have ever received an invite to Kooky, BBdK, Anth and my Finer Things Club. Enjoy your dreadful bean water.

 

[roguemocha]

Was wondering where I went wrong.

 

[Hankshaker]

I just snort Mexican adderall every morning. About 20 cents a line and is a helluva lot better pick me up.

Amateurs.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

One of the top 20 ways to grow your wealth is actually not overpaying for coffee.

Losers.

Another way is having the bank pay your property taxes and hazard insurance because that's what banks love to do.

 

[WayneDougan]

I was at Google in Mountain View the other day; tremendous espresso in every office break room. That and the Japanese electronic toilets makes it a nice place to work. I endorse.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Espresso is a nice lil mild party substitute for addies and cocaine.

A lot of people forget that.

 

[krazykats]

I don’t drink coffee at all. I couldn’t stand the smell of every old in my family having a morning cig with their coffee growing up to the point I refused to ever pick up either habit.

Finer Things Club

 

[WayneDougan]

SAE’s brother used to tell me the best smoke of the day was a morning one with a cup of coffee. Sounds like the olds in your family knew what they were talking about.

 

[SAECATFAN]

He was right, Wayne.

 

[krazykats]

Wake and Bake, maybe?

 

[cawoodsct]

In no particular order:
Heading out for the night first smoke
After a meal smoke
After sex smoke
Morning coffee smoke
Ride home from work smoke
3 in a row at 3am smoke
Golf course smoke

 

[SAECATFAN]

Cigs are incredible.

 

[BeaveUKGT]

I was at Google in Mountain View the other day; tremendous espresso in every office break room. That and the Japanese electronic toilets makes it a nice place to work. I endorse.

The hyper-competitive environment, where you work 60+ hours a week to make it to management or burn out by age 35, makes it a not-so-nice place to work.

All those nice things they have are just to keep employees there all day and half the night.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Cigarettes are disgusting and make you smell like shit.

 

[Hankshaker]

Cigarettes are disgusting and make you smell like shit.

And look like low SES trash.

Other than Keith Richards, I can't think of anyone I respect who still smokes.

 

[Mossip]

In no particular order:
Heading out for the night first smoke
After a meal smoke
After sex smoke
Morning coffee smoke
Ride home from work smoke
3 in a row at 3am smoke
Golf course smoke

All of these are a distant second to amphetamine / coke cigarettes.

 

[_Chase_]

Cawood I think you left off “first cold beer smoke” but other than that pretty solid list.

 

[PTI (pti)]

You’re trash, Chase.

IMHO.

 

[WayneDougan]

In no particular order:
Heading out for the night first smoke
After a meal smoke
After sex smoke
Morning coffee smoke
Ride home from work smoke
3 in a row at 3am smoke
Golf course smoke

To be fair, SAE’s brother also described some of those smokes as the “best smoke of the day” as well.

 

[BernieSadori]

Got a tip on Blantons and Weller tomorrow.

If it works out, I'll let you in. If it doesn't work out.....told ya so's all around.

 

[buckethead1978]

thanks

 

[Ron Mehico]

I got talked into going to a touching Steve Aoki DAY party at a pool tomorrow, so I’m expecting smoking some darts and drinking white claw are going to be some of the more kosher things I do tomorrow, frankly.

 

[BernieSadori]

Cool night drinking cold ones, listening to music and eating weird as shit food truck items.

 

[drxman1]

Bubberdicks.

Finer things club.

Espresso.

Hurricanes.

Cigarettes are great for business, have fun guys.

Perfect day on the water. Football. Ice cold Collides on the dock now.

WWDT

 

[WayneDougan]

Got a tip on Blantons and Weller tomorrow.

If it works out, I'll let you in. If it doesn't work out.....told ya so's all around.

Pick me up a Weller, neighbor!

 

[anthonys735]

I got talked into going to a touching Steve Aoki DAY party at a pool tomorrow, so I’m expecting smoking some darts and drinking white claw are going to be some of the more kosher things I do tomorrow, frankly.

Poor thing. One of the top DJs in the country with a thousand smokeshows in vegas bikinis. Sounds terrible.

 

[PTI (pti)]

950 skanks in bikinis and 50 smoke shows.


No thanks.

 

[drxman1]

Shade never made anybody less gay.

 

[Mashburned]

Steven Hiroyuki Aoki (/eɪˈoʊki/; born November 30, 1977) is an American musician, DJ, record producer and music executive.[5] In 2012, Pollstar designated Aoki as the highest grossing dance artist in North America from tours.[6][7] He has collaborated with artists such as will.i.am, Afrojack, LMFAO, Linkin Park, Iggy Azalea, Lil Jon, blink-182, Laidback Luke, BTS, Monsta X, Louis Tomlinson, Rise Against, Vini Vici, Lauren Jauregui, and Fall Out Boy[8] and is known for his remixes of artists such as Kid Cudi. Aoki has released several Billboard-charting studio albums as well, notably Wonderland, which was nominated for Grammy Award for Best Dance/Electronica Album in 2013. He is the founder of the Steve Aoki Charitable Fund, which raises money for global humanitarian relief organizations.[9]


No Mexican would ever attend that ^^ shit.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Found a bottle of Blanton’s we got as a wedding gift about 16 years ago hiding in a cupboard with some collectible Makers bottles.

So, yeah, bourbon collecting is fun!

 

[anthonys735]

Favorite recruit ever.

 

[anthonys735]

950 skanks in bikinis and 50 smoke shows.


No thanks.

Says the guy that'd be holding hands with the worst of the 950 front row of the show.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

feel like you all are sleeping on aj rose

 

[Hankshaker]

I don't care how much split tail in g-strings there are, I'd rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener than go to a day time Steve Aoki concert. That honestly sounds like hell.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Stand around sweating your balls off in a 2 foot deep urine soaked “pool,” spend $400 apiece for watered down vodka and cranberry, stand in line for 45 minutes before ultimately greasing some assholes palm with a C-note just to cut to the front of the line, and listen to some insanely overpaid loser play his Spotify account while surrounded by tatted up meatheads, fatass AA chicks, and wanna be playboy midwestern nerds living it up on a bachelor party?

Enjoy. Sounds like a hoot!

 

[BeaveUKGT]

^Sounds like you're speaking from a position of knowledge about said pool parties.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Pretty much how it be.

 

[paintrain_cat]

The boys are out gathering supplies and whatnot. I’m holding the bar down getting the last few tourists drunk.

Almost like a scavenger hunt, if you will.