* Of all the movies that would be terrible to remake in current year, Home Alone is one of them.
So of course they're doing it.
People have cell phones. Movie over. Guess they could set it in 1990, but why remake Home Alone then? It doesn't need fixing.
* They need to do a 30 for 30 on the 2001 Seton Hall team with Eddie Griffin because that's the most dysfunctional college team I've ever seen with teammates getting into fistfights after games and a super young coach who was too in over his head at the time to control the combustible elements. And while I can't player comp worth a wet fart, I'm pretty proud of a few of the team comps I've made over the years, and I see a little bit of that Seton Hall team in the 2019-20 Memphis Tigers. If I'm wrong, let it be, but they have more guys who need the ball in their hand than guys who are allowed to be on the floor at the same time.
* Every time I've come across last year's Kentucky vs. Florida football game, I've just stopped and watched it the rest of the way through, like finding Shawshank on TNT or something. Kentucky was clearly better than Florida in 60 straight minutes of football. Still awesome to say.
And we beat that corncob James Franklin in a bowl game.
^ Stop.
* No doxxing, ever. That should be easy. It should also be easy for offensive tweets not to "resurface" when somebody succeeds at something, but here we are.
* UK football needs another Thursday night game so I can get back to a tailgate and right some wrongs. I couldn't even get in Cawood's lunchroom.