If you’ve never had an intrusive thought about throwing _Chase_ into a burning fire, you’re not gyeroing correctly, IMO.
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Sleep deprivation can be scary, especially if you’re like me and always got a solid 8-9 hours per night before kids.
After my first child was born I used to “snap out of it” and be somewhere that I don’t even remember going. Like I’d be in a room and not remember going into, or even be at work and not remember leaving the house.
After my first child was born I used to “snap out of it” and be somewhere that I don’t even remember going. Like I’d be in a room and not remember going into, or even be at work and not remember leaving the house.
Sleep deprivation is one of, if not the most effective forms of torture. Eventually everyone breaks.
My two girls have always slept throughout the night but they talk back and argue over *everything* so that is exhausting in its own right.
The world, it seems, isn't without a sense of balance.
The world, it seems, isn't without a sense of balance.
Have sleep coaches fallen out of favor with gyero man?
We have caved with everyone of our boys and just let them sleep in our bed. I’ve considered buying a second king size for the spare room and just “give” them our room.
Deal was if they sleep in our bed then don’t bother me at all because I was against it and offered to get up every other time or night if they stayed in their crib.
Getting the other 2 out of our bed at 3 wasn’t so bad either. Placed a mattress in the floor for 2 weeks then moved them to their room.
Deal was if they sleep in our bed then don’t bother me at all because I was against it and offered to get up every other time or night if they stayed in their crib.
Getting the other 2 out of our bed at 3 wasn’t so bad either. Placed a mattress in the floor for 2 weeks then moved them to their room.
Have you idiots never heard of crate training??!
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You GYERO parents are the worst. wcc and I should seriously start charging for our advice. Morons.
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You GYERO parents are the worst. wcc and I should seriously start charging for our advice. Morons.
Shout out to dads in safari hat, cargo shorts and Keens at the National Mall. Those guys are next level dad.
I’ve had at least one child under 6 since 2003.
I haven’t slept 8 hours since Keith Bogans was in Lexington.
I haven’t slept 8 hours since Keith Bogans was in Lexington.
We began announcing to family today we are going to have our baby.
Thanks guys!
Thanks guys!
What a bunch of pussies. My wife had the baby, not me . Take that shit in the other room, dad has work tomorrow.
Congrats on the sex.
The San Antonio Spurs are just 
They have 2 players I have ever heard of that start, and some cast off bench players. Still they are up 2-1 on a 3 seed that is one of the highest scoring teams this year, or at least are known to explode offensively.
Popovich man! That guy is flat out a genius basketball mind.
They have 2 players I have ever heard of that start, and some cast off bench players. Still they are up 2-1 on a 3 seed that is one of the highest scoring teams this year, or at least are known to explode offensively.
Popovich man! That guy is flat out a genius basketball mind.
Pop is on my list for when Calipari retires FYI
We should hire him as an assistant to replace Justus.
Can you imagine how much Pop would hate the state of KY, BJW...and Mitch, of course.
I’m playing some tunes on the portable speakers and my wife comes in from the other room and asks if I was playing a George Strait song. Nope honey, that’s Cody Jinks.
I was laughed outta the thread last summer for suggesting their voices are similar. . . and I should have been - they’re sound is wildly different from each other.
But that’s just weird that someone else heard “something” that sounded like George. They’re both baritones I guess? No idea.
I was laughed outta the thread last summer for suggesting their voices are similar. . . and I should have been - they’re sound is wildly different from each other.
But that’s just weird that someone else heard “something” that sounded like George. They’re both baritones I guess? No idea.
I recently paid a trainer 3 figs to come to my house and tell me to growl at my furchild.
Also was told we should not let him sleep in bed.
Lass cried, when I tried to implement and now he sleeps on our heads.
STAY THE COURSE.
Also was told we should not let him sleep in bed.
Lass cried, when I tried to implement and now he sleeps on our heads.
STAY THE COURSE.
As Ive said before chase shes a learned esq. therefore makes all rational decisions upon consulting the internet.
My daughter (just turned 2) wakes up every night to scream for a bit (angry, not sad - sounds like her throat should be bleeding) somewhere between 12:15am and 1:30am. She goes through rounds of calling out for people to come get her: my wife, my mom, me, my dad, etc. She’s skipped maybe 15 days of doing that (all-time) until the last month or so where she’s gotten better.
So, I go to bed around 1:45am every night, after she’s back asleep. Otherwise, if I go to bed around 11pm and she wakes me up screaming like that after an hour of sleep, I am very, very pissed and definitely want to toss her crib into the creek out back. I think it makes me the most viscerally angry that I’ve ever been. It’s a “fool me once,” situation.
Then I wake up multiple times between 4am-7am as the kids and my wife get up. After they go downstairs, I essentially take a nap around 7:15, wake up at 8:15, and head into work fresh as a daisy around 9am. Haha.
I have a four year-old, two-year old, terrier, and a wife that doesn’t have any “court awareness” for her “half” of the bed. But at least it’s a Queen, so we’re pretty set.
So, I go to bed around 1:45am every night, after she’s back asleep. Otherwise, if I go to bed around 11pm and she wakes me up screaming like that after an hour of sleep, I am very, very pissed and definitely want to toss her crib into the creek out back. I think it makes me the most viscerally angry that I’ve ever been. It’s a “fool me once,” situation.
Then I wake up multiple times between 4am-7am as the kids and my wife get up. After they go downstairs, I essentially take a nap around 7:15, wake up at 8:15, and head into work fresh as a daisy around 9am. Haha.
I have a four year-old, two-year old, terrier, and a wife that doesn’t have any “court awareness” for her “half” of the bed. But at least it’s a Queen, so we’re pretty set.
My dogs go crazy when Amazon Prime comes every day.
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Even a king size bed gets crowded when your whole damn family gets in there. I rarely even go to bed anymore. I sleep almost exclusively in my oversized recliner that I bought at Big Lots.
Yeah, King bed is a necessity. 100% if you cohabitate, maybe even for those who don't.
Wife and I started out in a Queen bed for a few years, and seemed fine at the time. Now if we're at a hotel or staying with friends and have to sleep in a Queen, it might as well be a lily pad.
Wife and I started out in a Queen bed for a few years, and seemed fine at the time. Now if we're at a hotel or staying with friends and have to sleep in a Queen, it might as well be a lily pad.
I thought my daughter was a bad sleeper because she’d wake up wanting a bottle twice a night until she was about 9 months old. Makes me a little nervous for the second one. I can’t imagine having a kid sleeping in our bed or waking up screaming regularly.
My boys never really had issues sleeping in their rooms. My daughter tho. She usually falls asleep in her bed but makes her way down to my room around 3am every night. But it’s cool because she’s so pretty and my favorite
My daughter (just turned 2) wakes up every night to scream for a bit (angry, not sad - sounds like her throat should be bleeding) somewhere between 12:15am and 1:30am. She goes through rounds of calling out for people to come get her: my wife, my mom, me, my dad, etc. She’s skipped maybe 15 days of doing that (all-time) until the last month or so where she’s gotten better.
So, I go to bed around 1:45am every night, after she’s back asleep. Otherwise, if I go to bed around 11pm and she wakes me up screaming like that after an hour of sleep, I am very, very pissed and definitely want to toss her crib into the creek out back. I think it makes me the most viscerally angry that I’ve ever been. It’s a “fool me once,” situation.
Then I wake up multiple times between 4am-7am as the kids and my wife get up. After they go downstairs, I essentially take a nap around 7:15, wake up at 8:15, and head into work fresh as a daisy around 9am. Haha.
I have a four year-old, two-year old, terrier, and a wife that doesn’t have any “court awareness” for her “half” of the bed. But at least it’s a Queen, so we’re pretty set.
Jesus ****in Christ.
Where's the text embedded link to some shit no one clicks on or gives a shit about?
The baby / toddler / kid / big kid / tween / teen / HSer / college student / grad growth is amazing. Always heard "it goes so fast!". No way to explain it, except to quote WettCat
Although it's an absolute grind for a while, it's suddenly gone like a wisp into thin air you barely even remember.
#WhyWeDoThis.
Although it's an absolute grind for a while, it's suddenly gone like a wisp into thin air you barely even remember.
#WhyWeDoThis.
That’s the point, they don’t wake up at all, at least not to the point of crying and screaming because you are there whether you wake up or not. They feel you there and go right back to sleep.
To each their own because as much as I fought it and complained, doing that one thing has avoided several sleepless night or any sleep deprivation at all.
Any chance there are any good things about having a kid? TIA.
Makes me wanna stick to Porsche’s and boats.
But at least it’s a Queen, so we’re pretty set.
Sorry about not having enough money for a nice bed.
Every afternoon when I come home from work my daughter is standing in front door waving her arms in excitement as I pull in the driveway. Then she does a dance and hugs my legs when I walk in the door.
That’s pretty cool.
If doesn’t always work. My son took to sleep training, dream feeding, and my wife set subsequent longer timers to nurse him, wait, rock him, wait, pat his back, and he was trained no problem.
We’ve done all the same stuff with my daughter, you can set all of the scientifically ideal timers you want and follow every action and philosophy to the second. We don’t go get her anymore she just screams and we have a white noise machine cranked in our room, I have Bluetooth sleepmask, and if the house burns and we all die so be it.
We went over this the last time you criticized my modestly-sized 1920’s home and you always take the bait. So here’s a refresher: You chose a women’s profession. Failed as a provider for your family. And your father-in-law had to step in and make sure his daughter and grandkids were provided for by setting you up with an assumedly inflated salary to manage the cleaning of human shit and death for a living.
Queen size bed?
If your FIL lurks GYERO and wants to criticize my home, income, on track college funds, zero debt, and furniture choices: Please help him login and I’ll take it in good humor.
Otherwise, you have no standing to criticize any man, let alone a GYERO man.
Stick to contemplating what it means to not be the man of the house in your own home and keep my furniture choices out of your posts. TIA
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