It's probably safe to assume Lauer has done dick-in-the-box at a holiday party.
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Meh. Witchhunt.
I mean get divorced and hit the Manhattan streets with that $28M salary, dude. Shouldn't be too difficult.
Good grief.
Good grief.
Not once in my entire life have I considered whipping my dick out at a female co-worker and essentially shaking it at her like a dog toy. It blows my mind that many men seem to think this will work. It further blows my mind that it probably does work sometimes. I'm either not famous enough for that, or my wang isn't impressive enough for it. Or both (likely).
You only helicopter at people you've banged at least once, IMO.
You only helicopter at people you've banged at least once, IMO.
If I made 28 million dollars a year (LMAO) for reading cue cards for 2 hours a day I'd probably lose all sense of reality as well.
Reading that Lauer had a remote lock in his office so he could...well....lock a bitch in for privacy.
A remote controlled lock on your office door is actually a great idea.
Hears footsteps approaching office... quickly hits lock button... profits.
Using it to trap women in, not so great.
Hears footsteps approaching office... quickly hits lock button... profits.
Using it to trap women in, not so great.
Singleback Deuce Close LB Angle. Audible to Stretch Outside Run or Inside Zone if necessary. Call all plays at the line of scrimmage.
4-3 Tampa 2 Base and call blitzes at the line of scrimmage.
I want $1 million a year guaranteed for 5 years. Pretty good deal to be honest. Definitely good for 7-8 wins a year.
4-3 Tampa 2 Base and call blitzes at the line of scrimmage.
I want $1 million a year guaranteed for 5 years. Pretty good deal to be honest. Definitely good for 7-8 wins a year.
Happy Birthday to Jamal Mashburn & Joel Justice, btw. #Cats
Would love to have Chuck Matthews playing for the good guys this year
A young Mash and Kenny Anderson. I wonder who else is in this pic of their Gauchos AAU team?
John Besh steps down after 25 women alleged misconduct. Story was being researched prior to the Hollywood stuff. Damn. Dumbass, I'd prefer to keep enjoying your kick ass food.
When will Calbert Cheney be forced to give Mashburn all of the 1993 POY awards?
Huge Jerry Stackhouse, Grant Hill, Matt Nover and Francisco Garcia fan here.
Really wish Dwayne Morton had kicked Cheaney’s ass tbh.
Was a big Dwayne Morton fan.
Big fan of the Dunking Card shorts UofL wore back in the day.
Just hire a nobody, throw one year away and start again mid-late season so you’re at least first in line. They have no homerun possibilities at this point.
I work at a much more “respectable” joint most of the time. Tats is once a week. But either way, maybe just a little decorum.
Anfernee Hardaway is #14 before he grew a foot, obviously.
The irony of this is, Matt Lauer's appeal as a morning show host was he is so milquetoast and non-threatening. Now he's the real-life equivalent of when Wayne Brady played himself against type in that Chapelle Show skit: "Is Matt Lauer Gonna Have To Choke A B!tch?"
If a guy named Dave Doeren turns down UT, ![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
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Clay Travis will sure have done a number on his football program.
.Clay Travis will sure have done a number on his football program.
Fascinating article on Lauer.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/29/business/media/nbc-matt-lauer.html
"In 2001, the woman said, Mr. Lauer, who is married, asked her to his office to discuss a story during a workday. When she sat down, she said, he locked the door, which he could do by pressing a button while sitting at his desk...
... The woman said Mr. Lauer asked her to unbutton her blouse, which she did. She said the anchor then stepped out from behind his desk, pulled down her pants, bent her over a chair and had intercourse with her. At some point, she said, she passed out with her pants pulled halfway down. She woke up on the floor of his office, and Mr. Lauer had his assistant take her to a nurse.
The woman, who was in her early 40s at the time, told her then-husband about the encounter, which The Times confirmed with him in a phone call."
How'd you like to get that phone call? "Excuse me, sir? Can you confirm that Matt Lauer bent your wife over a chair and had his way with her?"
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/29/business/media/nbc-matt-lauer.html
"In 2001, the woman said, Mr. Lauer, who is married, asked her to his office to discuss a story during a workday. When she sat down, she said, he locked the door, which he could do by pressing a button while sitting at his desk...
... The woman said Mr. Lauer asked her to unbutton her blouse, which she did. She said the anchor then stepped out from behind his desk, pulled down her pants, bent her over a chair and had intercourse with her. At some point, she said, she passed out with her pants pulled halfway down. She woke up on the floor of his office, and Mr. Lauer had his assistant take her to a nurse.
The woman, who was in her early 40s at the time, told her then-husband about the encounter, which The Times confirmed with him in a phone call."
How'd you like to get that phone call? "Excuse me, sir? Can you confirm that Matt Lauer bent your wife over a chair and had his way with her?"
That’s actually looking like a pretty solid game plan for Tennessee at this point.
I’m just going to assume every single coach at a major conference is only using UT to get a raise, so when are they going to get to Neal Brown and use him to beat us for 20 straight years?
-Props to UT for letting an internet blogger run their coaching search. Seems to be going well. Jurich would've buried Travis ages ago.
-Hate not playing a weekday game once the season gets rolling.
-Coaches and they're weirdness talking about injuries. When is Vanderbilt back? Let's f*cking go.
-Looks like winter is starting next week. Yippee.
-Hate not playing a weekday game once the season gets rolling.
-Coaches and they're weirdness talking about injuries. When is Vanderbilt back? Let's f*cking go.
-Looks like winter is starting next week. Yippee.
Les Miles, Charlie Strong, Kevin Sumlin, or even Bobby Petrino. Lots of names not being mentioned that should be. Agree with Deener that they need to head back to Brohm and give him the offer he's looking for.
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Phil Fulmer's final 9 seasons at Tennessee -
76-38
4 SEC East Titles
47-25 SEC Record
In the 9 seasons since Fulmer was forced out -
67-52
0 SEC East Titles
23-50 SEC Record
76-38
4 SEC East Titles
47-25 SEC Record
In the 9 seasons since Fulmer was forced out -
67-52
0 SEC East Titles
23-50 SEC Record
Would not want Sumlin at UT, not one bit.
Played golf (in shorts) every day this week, and will be doing so all weekend as well...in DECEMBER. You also just got back from Antigua.
Seasons are great, basketball is in full swing, and Christmas is around the corner. Stop being such a weather pussy, go for a nice lil ride, and hush.
-This Meghan Markle chick is unreal. Well done, Harry
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