Had the best first date of all time last night. Chick I've kinda known for a year or so that owns a personal training studio. Walked over to her house to pick her up with intentions of going out to a brewery. Ended up chilling there and having a few beers. Got up to leave around 10:30 and got really dizzy. Laid back down and started sweating like crazy, then eventually went into the bathroom to throw up and pass out on the floor for a bit.
I rallied and got back on the couch. She played nurse for me, and also did a little dry humping. Got a little stinky pinky as well. Fell asleep and walked home at 5am.
I'm basically just waiting for an emai that says I smell like beer and farts, to which I can remind her that her P stinks.
#love
Im pretty sure John Cougar Mellencamp wrote a song based on this exact story. The email part being replaced by a note exchanged in the hallway between classes, of course.