Umm, please don't talk about OUR hairdresser like that. She was my first best friend from my childhood.Shit you nailed my girl perfect. Tried to hook up old bonzo but she's got a new man. Girl has a dump truck.
-GYERO is quite hilarious when read in bulk.
-Salesperson here, but I'm not selling lumbar. I am, however, selling commercials in the Rio Olypimcs. Your all's news stories do not appear to be affecting ad sales, at least not for me.
-I think our mailman hates us. Between Clyde barking at him daily and the numerous packages being delivered, our house wears on him. Do you all give your mailman a tip at Christmas? What about your hairdresser?
-Sesame Street is for babies what DogTV is for Gillie/Murph. What is it with the religious types not liking Sesame Street?