GYERO ARCHIVE

[SAECATFAN]

BEACH PLAYLIST ARTISTS (partial list)

Steely Dan
Chicago
Widespread Panic
Van Morrison
Sam Cooke
George Strait
Beach Boys
James Taylor
Earth, Wind, & Fire

 

[B.B.d.K.]

No

 

[Wodie Sloot]

- You all are cracking me up today. Anth got that Yeti coozie thing from his dad and it has just been sitting on the counter for a week, so I moved it to the closet. Hopefully he uses it someday.

 

[Mashburned]

My favorite fetty wap thing is when the local radio dj's pronounce his name exactly like it sounds - Fetty Wap (slap). What a loser. He doesn't even know about Biggie or Jay Z (kind of like you...) and his inspiration is Gucci Man (respect).

 

[PTI (pti)]

My favorite fetty wap thing is when the local radio dj's pronounce his name exactly like it sounds - Fetty Wap (slap). What a loser. He doesn't even know about Biggie or Jay Z (kind of like you...) and his inspiration is Gucci Man (respect).

great.

 

[catsfanbgky]

MGD super cold is a nice change of pace beer. Same with Coors Banquet bottles. Coors Light is just shit, would rather have Natty Light than Coors Light.

Frisbee is my go to beach recreational sport.

 

[UKRob 73]

As much as Anth falls for every single BS trend, its a good thing he has a good job. If not, NO DOUBT he would be the network marketing KING.

"Guys keep this in GYERO but just stumbled on this incredible business opportunity that involves getting healthy, its called ZIJA. Comes from a rare plant found in Cambodia. It's going to revolutionize the planet"

Hey guys I want to offer this to you all first, but I have the opportunity to get you in on the ground floor of a revolutionary fuel additive. Dale Jr is using this shit, and says he saves 16 miles a gallon with it"

Etc etc

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Doc.. Always imagined you as a beach volleyball fella. Grease the body down with suntan oil , fire up "Playing With the Boys", high fives, the works.

 

[anthonys735]

<-- rocks the camelback quite often, and the handheld water bottle 90% of the time.

what would be your solution, anth, to staying hydrated on 3-4 hour runs with limited water available in 93-degree/sunny/super humid weather?
.

Umm my solution would be to not go on 3-4 hour runs in 90 degree heat. Like a normal person.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Here's a beach tip for you fellas - there are plenty of good local beers in Charleston, HHI, etc. that are brewed for the beach lifestyle. Light, not too much alcohol - you're sure to enjoy! Holy City Brewing has some good 'uns, for example. Break out of that beer shell and GO LOCAL!

Also, if you aren't gulping JACK3D and coconut water out of a Yeti cup after a hard day of CrossFit, you are doing it wrong. Enjoy.

 

[drxman1]

Doc.. Always imagined you as a beach volleyball fella. Grease the body down with suntan oil , fire up "Playing With the Boys", high fives, the works.

Yeah, totally used to be. Since the wrist surgery have pretty much given it up

 

[anthonys735]

As much as Anth falls for every single BS trend, its a good thing he has a good job. If not, NO DOUBT he would be the network marketing KING.

"Guys keep this in GYERO but just stumbled on this incredible business opportunity that involves getting healthy, its called ZIJA. Comes from a rare plant found in Cambodia. It's going to revolutionize the planet"

Hey guys I want to offer this to you all first, but I have the opportunity to get you in on the ground floor of a revolutionary fuel additive. Dale Jr is using this shit, and says he saves 16 miles a gallon with it"

Etc etc

Good thing your pops hooked you up because filling out an application is probably difficult for an illiterate. Did he also pay off your professors?

 

[cawoodsct]

Big fan of throwing the football on the beach.

How far do you think you can throw a football?

 

[drxman1]

How far do you think you can throw a football?

I did win the Gyero football throw, but probably not that far. Regulation ball, maybe 40 yards.

 

[krazykats]

Easily 100 yards, 110 yards if wind is at his back!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

How far do you think you can throw a football?

The correct answer is always "over them mountains."

 

[wcc31]

Here's a beach tip for you fellas - there are plenty of good local beers in Charleston, HHI, etc. that are brewed for the beach lifestyle. Light, not too much alcohol - you're sure to enjoy! Holy City Brewing has some good 'uns, for example. Break out of that beer shell and GO LOCAL!

Also, if you aren't gulping JACK3D and coconut water out of a Yeti cup after a hard day of CrossFit, you are doing it wrong. Enjoy.

Good call. Just grab a $22 12-pack of special Charleston beach brew and profit.

 

[anthonys735]

Whatever you do, be sure to NOT spend any of the money you bust your ass making on the things you enjoy. Spend less money on lower quality items you don't enjoy and keep it real.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Holy City's Washout Wheat or Westbrook's White Thai are hot summer beers.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Washout Wheat's label has a fat dude sitting on the beach drinking a beer. I mean ...

 

[wcc31]

Whatever you do, be sure to NOT spend any of the money you bust your ass making on the things you enjoy. Spend less money on lower quality items you don't enjoy and keep it real.

"Lower quality" like that has shit to do with it.

It's math- 24 > 12

 

[wcc31]

Washout Wheat's label has a fat dude sitting on the beach drinking a beer. I mean ...

Well with marketing like that, I'm sold.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Only things you really need in life are a TV, Miller Lite, and Bar Hopping weekends.

Anything else is pretty stupid imo

 

[MaxPowerrr]

#lifegoals

 

[drxman1]

Anth, you could ride your bike to Cumberland sometime. I'll meet you at the Harbor restaurant, looks like they have prime steaks.

http://www.leesfordmarina.com/steaks-may15.pdf

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Kindly's beau Harrison Yonts is a convicted murderer?


...sentenced to 20 years, only to be pardoned on Ernie Fletcher's final day in office, reducing his sentence to 8 years...then being parolled shortly thereafter, and ended up serving only 3.5 years.


LOL.

 

[wcc31]

Only things you really need in life are a TV, Miller Lite, and Bar Hopping weekends.

Anything else is pretty stupid imo

I really hate that I have to fill this role on here, but you guys have become so pretentious that it's poisoning the well. I can't let GYERO slip into that. I have to fight the good fight against you pompous dickwads for our own good.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Please explain how using Jack3D or having a $29 techno cup is pretentious.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Well? Koi pond, maybe. Mysterious hole, definitely. But no well (unless it's an artisanal well).

 

[SAECATFAN]

Can't wait for Chad to really get it.

Should be right around the time he proposes imo.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

WCCommon-Law relationship more likely.

 

[wcc31]

I like the way PTI does it. I'm on the PTI Plan. That guy knows what's up.

 

[wcc31]

Please explain how using Jack3D or having a $29 techno cup is pretentious.

No. F you.

 

[SAECATFAN]

It is going to be like watching the protagonist in an old western movie taking arrow after arrow from marauding Indians, each shot inflicting deathly pain, while he helplessly tries to escape to the plains aboard his trusty steed.

Only this is no old western, the Indians are a short, stacked, and classy lass, and the arrows represent all those tiny deaths most of us experienced during engagement and the first few years of marriage.

 

[drxman1]

I'm getting rather pretentious about my garden. My organic home grown urban tomatoes and zucchini will be the envy of Lexington.

 

[wcc31]

It is going to be like watching the protagonist in an old western movie taking arrow after arrow from marauding Indians, each shot inflicting deathly pain, while he helplessly tries to escape to the plains aboard his trusty steed.

Only this is no old western, the Indians are a short, stacked, and classy lass, and the arrows represent all those tiny deaths most of us experienced during engagement and the first few years of marriage.

I just don't know how you marrieds handle being around a person all the damn time. That's what truly scares me. They're always there, watching, judging. The lass makes me feel guilty (well tries to, anyway) only hanging out four days a week.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Anybody else's wife guilty of telling them about each household chore they complete? It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Like normal every day stuff shouldnt really be announced or celebrated.

"Hey babe I unloaded the dishwasher tonight and then reloaded it too"
"Don't worry about sweeping the kitchen- I did that already and I also threw the dust and crumbs in the trash bin, so you dont have to worry about doing that I did it."

I mean... thanks? Its whatever I guess but this is shit everyone does. Like everyone that lives in a house does this stuff every day. Quit looking for an atta-girl for doing your job. Shit.

 

[SAECATFAN]

It's a god damn mystery to us, too. But more importantly, you're going to become pretentious about things and stuff you never thought you could. Just happens. You'll learn to enjoy.

 

[JHB4UK]

better hope yo woman learns scrapbooking, or crafting, or some other the damn thing that they spend their time on outside the house and you are not expected to join in and participate

 

[anthonys735]

It's a god damn mystery to us, too. But more importantly, you're going to become pretentious about things and stuff you never thought you could. Just happens. You'll learn to enjoy.

Truth.