Bro...if you don't crush a keg daily on your beach trips when you aren't chartering a boat for deep sea fishing or playing a little putt putt or golfing before you load up your Escalade and head home, you're doing it wrong.
/catsfagbgky
GD, I hope you swim better than you read (not really). But I have a idea for you. Try parasailing over the Gulf of Mexico when you go on your next beach vacation. Have them take you about 3 miles off shore, in a tropical storm with 8-10 foot waves and DO NOT wear a life jacket, they are for fags.
Keg ? Nope, cold beer on a hot beach. 18 pack size cooler for 2/3 people drinking over 3 hrs (do the math, no don't, you are too stupid).
Charter a boat for deep sea fishing ? Nope, a gd regular Pontoon for the family and hit Dolphin Island / or little Island beach area.
Putt Putt ? You got one right, but being it is a really bad idea with family, they should probably only have 1, maybe 2 different of these god awful places instead of the 100's of different one's because obviously nobody plays Putt Putt while on vacation.
Escalade ? GD you can't even read one word and get it right. It was a Denali, you know, a vehicle roomy / big enough to haul vacation essentials for a week vacation. (Bet you look dapper in your Prius though Sport.
By the way, pretty sure you can drink beer WHILE chartering a deep fishing boat. Please fill us in on your ideal beach vacation you dickriding, stalking, Queef. Second2none is a perfect name for you. When it comes to being a stone cold prick who thinks he 's too cool for school. Catsfagbgky, you clever dude you. So original.