D-League

[Mashburned]

Cal would be dumb not to go to the nba and coach some of his guys again.

I still don't see cal working out well in the league. Not as a head coach. He's too crazy.

 

[wildcatdonf]

(CNN)David Bowie, whose incomparable sound and chameleon-like ability to reinvent himself made him a pop music fixture for more than four decades, has died. He was 69.

Bowie died Sunday after an 18-month battle with cancer, his publicist Steve Martin told CNN.

"David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer. While many of you will share in this loss, we ask that you respect the family's privacy during their time of grief," said a statement posted on his official social media accounts.

 

[Mashburned]

You know you're a big deal when Steve f'n Martin is your damn publicist.

 

[ymmot31]

You know you're a big deal when Steve f'n Martin is your damn publicist.

That's what I thought when I read it. Bowie must have been a wild and crazy guy.

 

[UKGrad93]

Did anyone have Bowie in the dead pool?

Blindsided.

 

[wildcatdonf]

When the guy carried Tyler Ulis, was a foul called? I can't remember.

 

[ymmot31]

Yes, Don. Not the proper foul though.

 

[Willy4UK]

@ Willy for rubbing his dong against his grieving wife

hahaha hahaha, dude, I'm eating that shit up today

 

[Willy4UK]

Did anyone have Bowie in the dead pool?

Blindsided.

nope, but had I known he had 18 months of cancer, I might have put him in there.

 

[AustinTXCat]

When the guy carried Tyler Ulis, was a foul called? I can't remember.

Yes, I believe so.

 

[-LEK-]

man I tried to send you an email, but I can't find your addy -- shoot me something at guitarguy1991@hotmail.com when you get a chance

Tong Kat huh? I still have the tin Willy sent us. Havent had an opportunity to use it.

 

[UKGrad93]

@ Willy for rubbing his dong against his grieving wife

I know Willy has mentioned that his wife is Asian, I keep picturing him singing/humming China Girl to her while he did this.

 

[Mashburned]

Willy have you ever smoked tong kat?

 

[Bkocats]

 

[wildcatdonf]

Acknowledgement: Hey, BK. Good to see yas.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

And Drunk Basketball pulls a stunning upset over Mean Machine.

Yeah congrats, man. I've been setting my lineup two weeks in advance. Had a dude in there that was hurt and didn't play a single game this week.

Details.

 

[55wildcat]

 

[FutureCityCats]

Great day. Clean up kitchen, laundry (pipes not frozen...yet), Gunsmoke. Wife starts midnites. Kids off from school. Hello to Bko if she's looking FCC.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

don't lie to me, boy.

Truth.

I like your posts but I skim over all the stats and scores. Basically that stuff just clutters up an otherwise entertaining post. But that's ok. I have now mastered the art of skimming through this thread.

I can now catch up on 20 missed pages in the D in only 2 minutes and 4 keystrokes. Before you ask...yes, there is magic involved and mysterious forces at work.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Gotta go. See ya. Bye.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Yeah, I hate to hear about Bowie. Been a casual fan of his for damn near 35 years. Didn't even know he had cancer.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I might be able to tell you if you could smoke Tong Kat Ali...that is if i had any. Some of us never even received our first shipment of Tong Kat.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Bama 31
Clemson 24

 

[ymmot31]

Bicycle parking lot in Heaven.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yeah congrats, man. I've been setting my lineup two weeks in advance. Had a dude in there that was hurt and didn't play a single game this week.

Details.

Honestly, I sincerely doubt my Drunks win a rematch. Like Jerry, you have far too many high-scoring weapons.

 

[Willy4UK]

I might be able to tell you if you could smoke Tong Kat Ali...that is if i had any. Some of us never even received our first shipment of Tong Kat.

I'm working on that KS. haha

They didn't have any in stock when I tried to order it the first time.

 

[Willy4UK]

Willy have you ever smoked tong kat?

haha nope. Should try it though.

93- I put my penis between my legs and act like Madam Butterfly

 

[Willy4UK]

man I tried to send you an email, but I can't find your addy -- shoot me something at guitarguy1991@hotmail.com when you get a chance

I will. Been meaning to order those TKA tea bags for ya'll, but I keep forgetting to do it.

 

[-LEK-]

 

[Willy4UK]

 

[CUJO_1970]

What's up D-League, been out of the loop for a while so the last hundred pages are a bit foggy for me. Errbody been OK?

Requesting good vibes from y'all - we might have a home for our foster-dog Sara. The agency we foster for is strict though (that's a good thing), it's like putting a kid up for adoption.

 

[-LEK-]

I actually wanted to go as this for Halloween to the zoo. Overweight spiderman. Idea got nixed.

 

[ukfred]

How do you cover up piss stains on your pants when in a public place? I mean you're in a fancy restaurant with a group of big wigs from your company. You get up to take a piss and when you're putting it back in it sprays one last drip or so on the front of your pants. I may have over did my last attempt because I walked straight into the first table I came to spilling drinks food and falling to the ground. After the clean up and I was back at my own table a boss pointed out that it looked like I had pissed my pants. Does anyone have a favorite way of covering it up that is less dramatic?

 

[Willy4UK]

How do you cover up piss stains on your pants when in a public place? I mean you're in a fancy restaurant with a group of big wigs from your company. You get up to take a piss and when you're putting it back in it sprays one last drip or so on the front of your pants. I may have over did my last attempt because I walked straight into the first table I came to spilling drinks food and falling to the ground. After the clean up and I was back at my own table a boss pointed out that it looked like I had pissed my pants. Does anyone have a favorite way of covering it up that is less dramatic?

Yep. Have had this happen a lot.

Here are some options

1. pour even more water on your pants so that it looks like a "sink" accident
2. Pull out shirt from slacks and let ti cover
3. Use hand dryer on your crotch in bathroom
4. Use damp towels till its dry (pat down method)
5. Turn your underwear inside out and turn them backwards

 

[AustinTXCat]

What's for lunch, Big-D? For me:

- Sauteed Chick Peas and Spinach sauced with Curry.

- Fruit salad consisting of Chilean green grapes, navel orange slices, fresh Mexican strawberries and Gala apple slices, complimented by walnut halves.

- Sparkling water.

Bon Appetit!

 

[Willy4UK]

What's for lunch, Big-D? For me:

- Sauteed Chick Peas and Spinach sauced with Curry.

- Fruit salad consisting of Chilean green grapes, navel orange slices, fresh Mexican strawberries and Gala apple slices, complimented by walnut halves.

- Sparkling water.

Bon Appetit!

Sounds good brah

When you heading into town again?

 

[herodotus6]

I am getting sick and tired of these Gene Wojdirbdirhaid****ingjdidjsbdhsbfbdjsjfbsodjdbxhdjfbisowski Cal to the NBA tumors. Mother****er does it every other year about SEC play or tourney time.

Cal to coach the Heat due to Pat Riley-UK connection. No.

Cal to Cleveland because he really wants to coach LeBron. Nope.

Cal to the Nets, because...money. Probably not.

**** of Wojernittychittyittybittykissmyasslickmytaintmerkinsuckingdheieksbdjcuwofb****youwski. Think for a second, Cal can do pretty much what he wants, when he wants. Add to the fact he's failed at the Nets once before, and because of the KG, Pierce trade, they don't get a first round pick until I'm old enough to join AARP, he has zero incentive to jump in that water again to be fired because previous front office was dumber than Forrest Gump.

Seriously, **** off Wojilikebeinggangplowedbylittleasiansissyboysrectallywithoutlubeupmyhineyholeowski. Have a nice day, oh, and go **** yourself.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Sounds good brah

When you heading into town again?

Flying in this coming Thursday night, 01/14.

What have you got planned for Friday night?

 

[CUJO_1970]

What's for lunch, Big-D? For me:

- Sauteed Chick Peas and Spinach sauced with Curry.

- Fruit salad consisting of Chilean green grapes, navel orange slices, fresh Mexican strawberries and Gala apple slices, complimented by walnut halves.

- Sparkling water.

Bon Appetit!

I want to be more like you and less like me.

Let's see - so far today (1:55pm) I've ingested 2 cups of coffee, approx. 17 ounces of water, 2 bananas, 3 apples, about 12 saltine crackers with a bowl of homemade potato soup.

definitely not enough water and I waited too late in the day to start drinking it.

 

[CUJO_1970]

I am getting sick and tired of these Gene Wojdirbdirhaid****ingjdidjsbdhsbfbdjsjfbsodjdbxhdjfbisowski Cal to the NBA tumors. Mother****er does it every other year about SEC play or tourney time.

Yep, I'm sick of it to.
Cal shuts this stuff down pretty quick tho.