D-League

[UKGrad93]

Slumber party at the 93 house. Six 10-11 yo girls. One of them is crying about something. I am out of my element.

 

[Willy4UK]

See that it has been a little slow today on the D. I think I know why.

Dolly has Mash on a walk across town in the rain.
ymmot is collecting on Nassau's.
Willy is still eating a millionaires' meal.
Bert is still surveying the compound with his security team.
FCC is rounding up mustangs.
ATC is on the great beer hunt.
Don is counting his $ with a super computer while sniffing starter fluid.
Mav is running around town brandishing a AK on black tar heroin.
MD planning a world tour.
Lek is taking a long nap after cake.
Triangle is making chili just to piss off jed.
93 is contemplating advanced number sequencing.
55 is still in line for his hunting license.

Yep. Used that foie gras as a topping for those 90 day aged steaks. Mmmmmm

Cats ain't impressing me. Alabama sucks

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Thanks BKO.

Bama isn't very good. But at least the Cats are showing some signs of life.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Bama has no bigs.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Slumber party at the 93 house. Six 10-11 yo girls. One of them is crying about something. I am out of my element.

I feel your pain. Hang in there, brother. Daylight is only 12 hours away.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Bama has no bigs.

And yet they still manhandle Skal with ease.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Sometimes I just remove the air cleaner and pour a little gas in there.

Tried it several times. No luck. Mower is only 2 years old. Very stubborn.

 

[Willy4UK]

I wanna jack off in Laura Rutledge's face.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yep. Used that foie gras as a topping for those 90 day aged steaks. Mmmmmm

Cats ain't impressing me. Alabama sucks

Hey, bro. Went beer shopping earlier today. Got ya 7 new TX brews, including a couple with some higher ABV.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Obasaha

 

[herodotus6]

Looked like Taylor ran a marathon on his FG.

 

[Mashburned]

I wanna jack off in Laura Rutledge's face.

Boy you being modest. That girl is good.

Well I ran to McDonald's because I'm on a cheesestick diet and I think they forgot about me. Told me had to pull forward and wait on fresh cheesesticks. I've been waiting too long. After I post this, I'm gonna go inside and kindly ask for them.

 

[herodotus6]

Boy you being modest. That girl is good.

Well I ran to McDonald's because I'm on a cheesestick diet and I think they forgot about me. Told me had to pull forward and wait on fresh cheesesticks. I've been waiting too long. After I post this, I'm gonna go inside and kindly ask for them.

They probably thought you said cheese dicks.

 

[-LEK-]

Serious. Lee sucks and wtf does Briscoe offer?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

BRISCOE JUST HIT TWO FG'S IN A ROW!!!

(of course he missed a FT in-between)

But enjoy this night, my friends. The world may just end tomorrow.

 

[-LEK-]

No Briscoe. No.

 

[UKGrad93]

I feel your pain. Hang in there, brother. Daylight is only 12 hours away.

Thanks for the support brother. Seems like you have some experience with this stuff.

Glad to see us get the lead out a bit.

 

[Willy4UK]

Austin- that's great! Got you a stock too.

Mash- I'd drink my own pee out of her butt

 

[Willy4UK]

Serious. Lee sucks and wtf does Briscoe offer?

Fade away three? Ha ha

 

[-LEK-]

Damn. Had the game on pause from half. I'm 7 minutes behind.

 

[Mashburned]

I'd sit in the corner and watch.

Got my cheese.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Thanks for the support brother. Seems like you have some experience with this stuff.

.

Experience? Yes. Answers? No.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Tonight on History's Mysteries:

Briscoe has hit his last 3 FG's.

 

[herodotus6]

If they don't eject Taylor, I hope Humphries gets some goon duty.

 

[herodotus6]

Tonight on History's Mysteries:

Briscoe has hit his last 3 FG's.

Call me when FG's become FT's.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Up 14 with 8 minutes to go. Time to step on their throats.

So what do we do instead? Can't get the rebound. Give up 3 point play.

 

[-LEK-]

YMCA dude getting his

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Call me when FG's become FT's.

I hear ya brother. But two of those FG's were from beyond 10'!!!

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Four. Briscoe has now hit 4 FG's in a row!!!

(And is 0-2 from the FT during the same stretch.)

 

[herodotus6]

The Texans got shut out. Kinda curious how nuclear the fans got. They were openly booing Hoyer going into halftime. They sounded ready to riot if he played in the 2nd half.

 

[UKGrad93]

Man this team is like Jekyll & Hyde.

Cats win, and all is well in Big Blue Nation.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Briscoe hit his last 6 FG's! The last two from 18' and 15' respectively!

oh-fer from the FT line.

 

[Willy4UK]

Briscoe hit his last 6 FG's! The last two from 18' and 15' respectively!

oh-fer from the FT line.

He's allergic to made free throws

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Man this team is like Jekyll & Hyde.

Cats win, and all is well in Big Blue Nation.

Yeah well…grain of salt and all…Bama is not a very good basketball team. And, as already mentioned above, they have no bigs. We will struggle against teams with decent bigs all season long. Don't even have to be all that good…just decent…and we will struggle.

#raining-on-the-parade

 

[Mashburned]

Make me proud, Bengals.

Lol jk

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Yep. Played golf. No gambling today though. Just four of us and one was a kid that can't afford to lose. He shot a 70. Guy shot 75, I shot 78, other guy hit 80.

I hate all four of you. You are lying ymmot! Noone can shoot 70. Geeze!

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

mash…i think the Bengals win this game. I actually think they will win the next one too.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Damn. Had the game on pause from half. I'm 7 minutes behind.

Same here. We took a phone call and also fell behind.

 

[55wildcat]

 

[AustinTXCat]

The Texans got shut out. Kinda curious how nuclear the fans got. They were openly booing Hoyer going into halftime. They sounded ready to riot if he played in the 2nd half.

That's a fickle bunch down there in H-Town.