D-League

[Kaizer Sosay]

Blue Rupp, first we need to get the basics out in the open...

1. Does your ex currently, or has she ever shown tendencies to be, the crazy stalker type?
2. Did you break up with her or visa versa?
3. What was her initial reaction when you broke up?
4. Was her call out of the blue or have you been in contact with her all along?
5. How much distance, in miles, does your ex live from your current girlfriend?
6. Do your ex and your current girlfriend know each other?

 

[-LEK-]

Here's the problem, she really wants to get back with me. She says that even when her and her boyfriend are screwing she still thinks of me. She asked me if I still liked her more than friends. I just had no answer. If we hoop up once, I won't be left alone.

She's lying to you. She wants to be naughty. She's obviously a liar, and more experienced than you. Play along. Then show her your pimp hand.

Besides, you re not going to marry a whore that's texting other dudes seeing if they are dtf.

She's playing you. Play her right back.

 

[-LEK-]

Only using the pinky first. The pinky is always the first one in a new cave,

I prefer the bludgeon technique. 3 fingers dry. Like them to get up screaming, "I have to shit!"

 

[BlueRupp]

Blue Rupp, first we need to get the basics out in the open...

1. Does your ex currently, or has she ever shown tendencies to be, the crazy stalker type?
2. Did you break up with her or visa versa?
3. What was her initial reaction when you broke up?
4. Was her call out of the blue or have you been in contact with her all along?
5. How much distance, in miles, does your ex live from your current girlfriend?
6. Do your ex and your current girlfriend know each other?

1. She has crazy eyes if that counts
2. I broke up with her
3. She was upset, really upset
4. She got in touch with me tonight but we haven't talked in about a year
5. They're about 40 minutes apart
6. They don't know eachother. Not even sure the ex knows about her.

 

[Willy4UK]

Here's the problem, she really wants to get back with me. She says that even when her and her boyfriend are screwing she still thinks of me. She asked me if I still liked her more than friends. I just had no answer. If we hoop up once, I won't be left alone.

There's your move bro. Take it. Tell her, that if you nailin' that shit that she won't be thinkin' about anything other Blue rupp's dong penetrating in and out on that front slit. Man. Next time, jack off in her face when she isn't expecting it. Do it when she is doing dishes.

 

[Willy4UK]

I prefer the bludgeon technique. 3 fingers dry. Like them to get up screaming, "I have to shit!"

hahahahahahhaha " 3 fingers dry" hahahahha

 

[BlueRupp]

She's lying to you. She wants to be naughty. She's obviously a liar, and more experienced than you. Play along. Then show her your pimp hand.

Besides, you re not going to marry a whore that's texting other dudes seeing if they are dtf.

She's playing you. Play her right back.

That's a good point. I'm not interested in a relationship with her. Just anal.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Here's the problem, she really wants to get back with me. She says that even when her and her boyfriend are screwing she still thinks of me. She asked me if I still liked her more than friends. I just had no answer. If we hoop up once, I won't be left alone.

I didn't see this before my last post.

Run. And don't look back.


Unless you aren't all that into the chick you are with now. Because if you aren't really into the current girlfriend and don't mind losing her then you have the potential for some of the best sex of your life with the ex.

 

[Willy4UK]

Blue Rupp/ Not only when you jack off in her face. Make sure you have a "surprised expression" to show that it was outta nowhere and due to her beauty.

 

[-LEK-]

Nah, she wants control. You ended it, and thus took control. Let her think she's in control.

And don't listen to KS. He whipped.

 

[BlueRupp]

I didn't see this before my last post.

Run. And don't look back.


Unless you aren't all that into the chick you are with now. Because if you aren't really into the current girlfriend and don't mind losing her then you have the potential for some of the best sex of your life with the ex.

I do like this current chick a lot. She's easy to talk to(not to mention easy on the eyes). Her parents have season tickets to UK basketball that I've been able to use a few times. She loves UK.

 

[Willy4UK]

Nah, she wants control. You ended it, and thus took control. Let her think she's in control.

Exactly.

Act shocked.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

1. She has crazy eyes if that counts
2. I broke up with her
3. She was upset, really upset
4. She got in touch with me tonight but we haven't talked in about a year
5. They're about 40 minutes apart
6. They don't know eachother. Not even sure the ex knows about her.

1-3 aren't favorable. But 4-6 are promising. Especially if 6 is true. Go for it.

 

[Willy4UK]

I do like this current chick a lot. She's easy to talk to(not to mention easy on the eyes). Her parents have season tickets to UK basketball that I've been able to use a few times. She loves UK.

Yeah, but bro she is already sleeping with other dudes. That's why you need to go the extra step. Piss on her. Hate to say this,but you may need to violently rape her. Just saying man. It may help

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I do like this current chick a lot. She's easy to talk to(not to mention easy on the eyes). Her parents have season tickets to UK basketball that I've been able to use a few times. She loves UK.

If those season tickets are lowers then...all bets are off. Run, blue rupp, run!!! Stick with the current chick.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I feel like the good angel on that dude's shoulder in Animal House.

 

[BlueRupp]

It really feels like I have the good and bad angels on my shoulders . I need to go to bed Dleague but I'll definitely have more tomorrow I'm sure. As always, you all come through in the clutch! I'm 21, I have my whole life to figure this stuff out.

 

[Willy4UK]

I feel like the good angel on that dude's shoulder in Animal House.

That's what makes you awesome KS. Never change.

Like the signatures in your year book.




Blue Rupp will be here 35 and divorced twice. (sorry Blue Rupp- I'm kinda a foreseer

 

[Willy4UK]

It really feels like I have the good and bad angels on my shoulders . I need to go to bed Dleague but I'll definitely have more tomorrow I'm sure. As always, you all come through in the clutch! I'm 21, I have my whole life to figure this stuff out.[/QUOTE] Exactly.

but until your 30. Then people don't give a shit and start labeling you as you a worthless piece of maggot shit. 30 yrs of age. Yep, that's the magic number.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

That's what makes you awesome KS. Never change.

Like the signatures in your year book.




Blue Rupp will be here 35 and divorced twice. (sorry Blue Rupp- I'm kinda a foreseer

 

[Willy4UK]

I'll say 12 now with rights to adjust how I see fit over the next 2 weeks. Kansas is better than UK by double digits right now on their home floor.

If the line is 12 by Jan 2th;. I'll take $500 and the Cats.

 

[Willy4UK]

If the line is 12 by Jan 2th;. I'll take $500 and the Cats.

I'll make that bet with Bovada

 

[Willy4UK]

Gonna be a rough day tomorrow

 

[AustinTXCat]

Gonna be a rough day tomorrow

Hopefully all goes well for ya today, bro. Catch ya later.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I didn't see this before my last post.

Run. And don't look back.


Unless you aren't all that into the chick you are with now. Because if you aren't really into the current girlfriend and don't mind losing her then you have the potential for some of the best sex of your life with the ex.

I do like this current chick a lot. She's easy to talk to(not to mention easy on the eyes). Her parents have season tickets to UK basketball that I've been able to use a few times. She loves UK.

Sigh, modern problems.

My advice to you, BlueRupp, is one can burn both ends of the candle more efficiently if a geographic discrepancy exists. No need for much rhetoric I believe you mentioned "40 minutes" somewhere? Excellent. Simply excellent. One must use those 40 minutes to a distinct advantage. Isolate and have fun.

(cue 007 theme)

 

[FutureCityCats]

Morning ATC. 21 freaking degrees. Oh, that's right it's Jan. Have a goodun. FCC.

 

[FutureCityCats]

Had to catch up on a few pages. Funny stuff. FCC.

 

[FutureCityCats]

Sigh, modern problems.

My advice to you, BlueRupp, is one can burn both ends of the candle more efficiently if a geographic discrepancy exists. No need for much rhetoric I believe you mentioned "40 minutes" somewhere? Excellent. Simply excellent. One must use those 40 minutes to a distinct advantage. Isolate and have fun.

(cue 007 theme)

That's gold ATC, gold! FCC.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Morning ATC. 21 freaking degrees. Oh, that's right it's Jan. Have a goodun. FCC.

Y'all chilly. Brrrrrrr! We're currently at 39°F. Stay warm.

 

[Willy4UK]

Hopefully all goes well for ya today, bro. Catch ya later.

oh it's already bad. ha ha

 

[FutureCityCats]

Y'all chilly. Brrrrrrr! We're currently at 39°F. Stay warm.

Hey ATC, just read an article about China increasing it's naval fleet. You read anything about that? FCC.

 

[FutureCityCats]

oh it's already bad. ha ha

Willy, my man! Expect snail mail soon. FCC.

 

[Willy4UK]

Willy, my man! Expect snail mail soon. FCC.

Pony Express???? Awesme!!!!


yeeee hawww rawwhide

 

[funKYcat75]

Saw the big dude miss his free throw.
Fell asleep.
Woke up to see the end of 3OT.

Other than the sleep, pretty much the worst case scenario for last night.

Gotta catch a quick nap after school if I'm gonna make it tonight. #old

Bluerupp, simple solution. Three way, then you and the new GF humiliate and kick her out once you're done.

Still waiting on the snow.

 

[jedwar]

Some saying next Tuesday on the snow funky...........we shall see.

Great game last night.

Looking forward to tonight's game, but I expect an L.

A crisp 21 this morning.

Slept great..........just wanted more.

Have a great and safe day all.

 

[Willy4UK]

Rock on Funk. Rock on.......


FCC- the most difficult part waking up drunk. The part of going to work. I find that to be the hardest.

 

[Willy4UK]

Some saying next Tuesday on the snow funky...........we shall see.

Great game last night.

Looking forward to tonight's game, but I expect an L.

A crisp 21 this morning.

Slept great..........just wanted more.

Have a great and safe day all.

Jedwar- I hope you have a great day too. Imma just smoke some weed and magically my day will get better (ready for a nap in an hour)

 

[AustinTXCat]

oh it's already bad. ha ha

Sparkling water. Oh, yeah, and burn some good stuff.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Hey ATC, just read an article about China increasing it's naval fleet. You read anything about that? FCC.

Yes, I read it. We need to stay on our game.

 

[Willy4UK]

Sparkling water. Oh, yeah, and burn some good stuff.

Buddy, more like crack cocaine. i know I kid about crack and meth. It's days like this, I wish I had secret stash of crack.