Implants. My wife read an article once about a couple in their 80's who were still active because the man had inflatable tubes implanted in his manhood with a small pump and a release valve for when finished. She told me once I was too old to perform...In three days I have windrows in my front yard after mowing them three time.
I could use help on the sexual part! I don't think grass will do it.
I said: "Bull S**t."
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