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Good morning from Lakeland, FL. Currently 77°F. Looking at low-90s with 20% rain chances.

Yesterday, I experienced first-hand the fury of an American Pit Bull terrier. Last night around 7, while walking Riley, my brother's Pit Bull, her collar snapped as we passed a fence with other dogs. She took off after them. Her lips and nose turned blood-red with rage. I'd only seen that once before in life. Anyway, a nice, attractive young lady helped put the leash around her neck and walked with us back to little brother's. Scary as hell.

I got nothing else. Y'all behave.
Austin, I had a similar experience while I was letting Sugar do her business in that vacant lot near my office. A little woman was walking 2 Pit Bulls. The woman must have weighed about 100 pounds. These dogs made a beeline for Sugar, the little woman fell down, but she stopped the dogs. It scared the beejusus out of me. I picked Sugar up, and we got the Hell out of there.
 
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Good news on Travis. Thanks BKO.



A Wish to Live Forever


I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
“I wish to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”
“Fine,”
I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled
with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in
the people's best interests!”

“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.
 
Hello everybody.
Mmmmm cake!
Great news about Randy...i mean...Reid Travis!
For those that were complaining (Rafters) about Cal & his recruiting "ability", I think he politely gave most of them the middle finger.
Go Cats!
Wednesday starts the weekend...s'post to play golf this evening, possibility of thunderstorms.
Keep truckin'
 
True. Ymmot should have kept that encounter to himself.
When I went to one of my sons wedding in 2006, I knew I would have put up with my ex-wife but, unknown to me until we got there, she (ex-wife) had also invited an ex-girlfriend I had been seeing after her. When she came up to me and wanted a hug I had to just put out my hand in greeting. My current wife ask "What is she doing here?" She had never met her but, I had mentioned her name before in conversation because she was still friends with my mother as well and I knew we could possibly cross paths when I was home. My wife was not happy and I heard about it for the next 2 days.
 
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Good morning from Lakeland, FL. Currently 77°F. Looking at low-90s with 20% rain chances.

Yesterday, I experienced first-hand the fury of an American Pit Bull terrier. Last night around 7, while walking Riley, my brother's Pit Bull, her collar snapped as we passed a fence with other dogs. She took off after them. Her lips and nose turned blood-red with rage. I'd only seen that once before in life. Anyway, a nice, attractive young lady helped put the leash around her neck and walked with us back to little brother's. Scary as hell.

I got nothing else. Y'all behave.
So is your newest crazy drunken escapade going to originate from Lakeland?? You’ll go missing for days, then wind up at a Truck Stop in Oklahoma.

Dammit, Austin make it happen! Love ya
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You're a better man than I am. If I told my wife about an encounter like that she would not talk to me the rest of the day.
She doesn't get overtly jealous. Now if I would have brought chick home and introduced her, then she would have had a problem.

I would have been tempted to ask her if there was something she could show me to refresh my memory. But maybe it was better just to get out without a dent in your paint pan.

Still, that's a scary story Ymmot. The prospect of forgetting my 'encounters' with women in my single days from the 70s-90s is the main reason I'm terrified of Alzheimer's. But then, I probably have a lot fewer memories to juggle...

I remembered who she was this morning. We never even went on an actual date.

True. Ymmot should have kept that encounter to himself.
Nope. I don't keep secrets from her. Plus, I knew she'd get a kick out of it.

WE GOT TRAVIS!!!!!!!!

[banana]:basketball::cool2::basketball:[banana]

My anticipation for this team is like I just won a Ferrari, but I can't drive it until November.
 
She doesn't get overtly jealous. Now if I would have brought chick home and introduced her, then she would have had a problem.



I remembered who she was this morning. We never even went on an actual date.


Nope. I don't keep secrets from her. Plus, I knew she'd get a kick out of it.
Just teasing ya.


[banana]:basketball::cool2::basketball:[banana]

My anticipation for this team is like I just won a Ferrari, but I can't drive it until November.
 
It's 70 degrees with clear skies in Elgin OK. and one cup of coffee down. Took today and tomorrow off from work and will be pond jumping at FT. Sill in the mornings the next two days and taking my daughter where ever she wants to go in the afternoons. Look out large mouths, I am on a mission.
 
Good morning. I slept well last night. Been on a kick where I wake up around 0830 every morning.

I'll be leaving soon to pickup Dad this morning and head out to Etown to a piddler mall. Supposed to be a big one. A good time will had by all.

Friend stopped by yesterday with a gas grill for us to put together. I put a couple of huge racks of baby backs on the egg a couple of hours before he showed up. About the time we got started on the grill he had to go back home to meet with the air conditioning people. I went ahead and put the grill together myself but there were times when I could have used the extra hands. He was surprised when he got back an hour later.

Ribs turned out like they always do, tender, tasty, terrific. Really need to get started on my cook table. @Bert Higginbotha do you think that dude can still get that SS plate for me?
 
Good morning. I slept well last night. Been on a kick where I wake up around 0830 every morning.

I'll be leaving soon to pickup Dad this morning and head out to Etown to a piddler mall. Supposed to be a big one. A good time will had by all.

Friend stopped by yesterday with a gas grill for us to put together. I put a couple of huge racks of baby backs on the egg a couple of hours before he showed up. About the time we got started on the grill he had to go back home to meet with the air conditioning people. I went ahead and put the grill together myself but there were times when I could have used the extra hands. He was surprised when he got back an hour later.

Ribs turned out like they always do, tender, tasty, terrific. Really need to get started on my cook table. @Bert Higginbotha do you think that dude can still get that SS plate for me?
Be careful. It is hot.
 
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