D-League

[CUJO_1970]

This IS how I'm goInG to POast from now on

 

[funKYcat75]

If you have something to say to LEK, please use the correct thread to do so.

We'll be sure to quote and like your posts so you don't go off the deep end again.

 

[ukfred]

No, I find you boring and uncreative. Also creepy that you keep mentioning kids. It's pretty gross.

I've had you on ignore for years, until a day or so and since crown. Not because I dislike you, because I find you uninteresting.

Thanks I appreciate that. Once again, the only kid I'm mentioning is you. Little Effing Kid.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I'm 4th group...largely ignored and talk about my kid (not yet talked about menacingly).

Why am I here?

WHY??

 

[CUJO_1970]

Jason, what group do I fall in?

Choose wisely.

 

[ukfred]

goddamit we get it. LEK is a Little Effing Kid. It's understood.

Over and out! Thanks for playing. On a serious note this has got it out of my system. The D lives forever is my wish.

 

[CUJO_1970]

you're not as frequent. I'd say group 3. Been more active the last week or so it seems.

I don't fit most of the criteria for group 3 with the exception of relatively infrequent posting.

I refuse to be categorized by you!

 

[CUJO_1970]

Cracks me up when people complain about having to go on vacation with their parents.

So let me get this straight: your parents are still married, still alive - and are paying for you to go to the beach with them?

Sounds rough buddy.

 

[jedwar]

I'm group 2.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Little Effing Kid hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................what could it be

Nice!

That would have stumped me for days.

 

[allabouttheUK]

"Hell there. want to meet me? I'm a lonely nice lady. and immediately seeking nice Man If You wish to talk response me! I can send You my photo! thank you)"

if anyone wants to reply to this you can email me18@kiomails.com

Seriously... "me18"

So English isn't her first language, what's the problem?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Enjoy any time I can spend with my dad (mom deceased) so I'll go pretty much wherever if he wants us there. He really, really wanted to see Natchez, MS one time and we went on a tour of the GD area. Made him happy, lots of random booze spots.

Not an ideal "vacation" for my preference but at the same time, amazing. It was time with him.

We were good. He paid it all. We got him back for it on another trip that was more cliche but more "vacation" for sure.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Sounds like the Little Effing Kid has an admirer. Do they need to get a room?

No, not an admirer. I like input from everyone -LEK- included. I don't pretend to be quick or witty, but enjoy the random bullshit that is the D-League. I don't hold past posting discretion's against anyone as nobody is perfect and everyone has bad days (Jason not included, he's perfect).

 

[ukfred]

Jason I have to claim two of your groups. At one time I was a perfect fit for number three. This time around I am a much better fit for group two. Today though I did revert back to group three for a bit. Maybe the devil was sitting on my shoulder? Just not sure. But I intend to reside mostly in group 2. Good take by the way.

 

[allabouttheUK]

there's no problem at all... and as a matter of fact if I was a little less intelligent, little less common sense, more horny, and a bigger fool I'd be all over dat ass.

I'm calling bullshit on that. You know all it would take would to be single and insanely horny with no prospects on the horizon.

 

[ukfred]

No, not an admirer. I like input from everyone -LEK- included. I don't pretend to be quick or witty, but enjoy the random bullshit that is the D-League. I don't hold past posting discretion's against anyone as nobody is perfect and everyone has bad days (Jason not included, he's perfect).

Yes, the D now has a father and a God.

 

[allabouttheUK]

I'm sure I probably fit into group 3, it is what it is.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Yes, the D now has a father and a God.

What else we missing?

 

[allabouttheUK]

well when I was single and insanely horny I did sign up for match.com and eharmony.com.

Got plenty of dates and plenty of ass from both... including the wife haha.

Was always skeptical of those poorly worded emails with bad grammar and spelling.

When I was single and insanely horny I just browsed porn sites. Then one day I hit my head and decided a relationship was the way to go..haven't been right since.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Morley Safer retires after 46 seasons at See BS.

Wow.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Where's @Kaizer Sosay?

Dude has been MIA...

 

[AustinTXCat]

Where's @Kaizer Sosay?

Dude has been MIA...

Great question. Hope all is well.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

The mother of the D was Satan, of course.

 

[allabouttheUK]

The mother of the D was Satan, of course.

Never saw him/her post here. What was he/she like?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Never saw him/her post here. What was he/she like?

All of us. Manifested himself later in a 1 AM Spierz White Castle + Bud Ice dump.

So like that.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Don feeling ok? I don't see him posting and I'm pretty sure I don't have him on ignore. Not like him to go hours without posting. He start another thread or something?

I been taking care of bidness. Working 1 person short today.

 

[starchief5]

IDK. I didn't even hear her. Tornado was glorious and didn't want the moment ruined.

Who was that guy screaming "We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! ?

 

[Mashburned]

Y'all gonna drive me to drugs.

I think the neighbors dogs finally left him. He has a stable of lil bitchy dogs that like to run away from him like every day, and every day he's outside yelling. He's starting to sound desperate. He breeds them. He's ginger.

 

[jockstrap_mcgee]

what I've found since I started posting ITT (in this thread) is that there's 3 groups of posters. You've got one group that will stick up for each other no matter what. If one of em says something creepy, or downright wrong, the rest will fall in line and support that... knowing full well they don't believe in it (I hope) and only because they feel they have to have that one poster's back. That bothers me. Seriously, I lose sleep.

Another group just wants to have fun and be funny, senseless, push the limits a little bit without being personal while using this thread as a place to gather and just try and make everyone else laugh a little. It's a place for their alter egos to congregate, to put it somewhat simply.

Then the 3rd group just hangs around because. No reason. May post here and there to try and get under the skin of some posters in the other two groups... may just see the tread and feel like dropping a random from time to time. Usually posters who have previously posted under different usernames and squabbled with posters in one of the other groups is in this group.

It's like a turf war. One big nerdy, goofy, never ending (until someone dies, loses their fingers, loses interest, forgets about the thread, it gets deleted, etc), passive aggressive sometimes plain aggressive war of cyber words to be the dominant and more respected group in this thread.

I find it all humorous and fairly entertaining, to be honest. Sometimes I like to sit back and watch, wonder how someone will respond, wonder when the next time someone will try and engage me and I either choose to just put em on ignore or blast holy hell fire down on their ass. It's a ticking time bomb all day every day now. No end in sight.

Tick.




Tick.

Please explain using gifs only. You will get all the likes.

 

[starchief5]

Where's my dog supposed to shit then?

Uh huh. I figured that was you.

I'm looking forward to meeting you.

 

[ymmot31]

Oh good lord. Stop quoting me. Tommy said it a few days ago, and your group supported it. You keep makings passive aggressive swipes, and it's creepy you mentioning children.

They didn't say anything when you said you hoped a couple of black men raped my wife, Eric.

 

[55wildcat]

Mowed some today. Chatted with a good friend for a while
Gonna put struts on #2 sons car this week or first of next.
Brakes on #1 sons car this week or next. Gettin much closer on my latest project, taking my time on it, I will get it done.
Startin to rain again, reckon I will sit in my shop and have a cold one..

 

[Kooky Kats]

^ PowerGay signing how he ejaculates into the anuses of his male lovers.

 

[ukfred]

Undefeated and unscored upon, a perfect storm. Then the politically correct Little Effing Kook took their ball and ran home. The game was over and all the old folks bowed to him and went home to hang their heads in shame.

The ball sits on Little Effing Kook's mantle in a place of honor, It is a prefect reminder of the brightest moment of Kook's very existence, his ability to start a long running thread. One of mankind's greatest achievements. All Hail to Kook.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Y'all gonna drive me to drugs.

I think the neighbors dogs finally left him. He has a stable of lil bitchy dogs that like to run away from him like every day, and every day he's outside yelling. He's starting to sound desperate. He breeds them. He's ginger.

The dogs a ginger. Must be an Irish Sitter.

 

[Kooky Kats]

-- that's disgustingly hilarious

Thank you...

Less is more.

 

[ymmot31]

Because first, it never happened.

.

Liar.

 

[Mashburned]

Just connected with nature in a major way.

This beautiful lil guy flew right over me and perched 10ft above me. I have never seen a Scarlett Tanager. He is an endangered bird that lives in the eastern forests, way up high, and is rarely seen. This beautiful exotic looking bird is stunning bright red, and the reason why the lesser, more dumb, red colored cardinal commits suicide via glass window.

 

[wildcatdonf]

They didn't say anything when you said you hoped a couple of black men raped my wife, Eric.

Aw Hell, ymmot, it's only the Internet.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Pretty much group 1 is the olds defending the creep stuff.

KS doesn't like the drama. Or passive aggressive train pics.

I don't believe you. Call him up. I'd like to hear it from KS's fingers. And another thing, do you know what I like about you, absolutely nothing.