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Seeing the grin on the Blood sucking scum bag Paul Reddam after Nyquist won the Derby yesterday about made me vomit. As much as I love horse racing and the Derby I hate blood suckers like him even more. His predatory lending companies Ditech and Cashball should be renamed Blood Sucker INC. That is all. Rant over.
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Can you repeat the question?
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Can you repeat the question?
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Went to the zoo yesterday.
Jockstrap Jr. cannot say f and r together, and his g sounds like a k. When we enter the snake house, he gets all excited and begins chanting what sounds like "F@$k! F@&k! F@&k!" We get looks as he points emphatically at a glass case. What can I say? The boy likes his frogs.
Jockstrap Jr. cannot say f and r together, and his g sounds like a k. When we enter the snake house, he gets all excited and begins chanting what sounds like "F@$k! F@&k! F@&k!" We get looks as he points emphatically at a glass case. What can I say? The boy likes his frogs.
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Sober enough to post today finally. The crew all got together last night. Problem was, we were joined by about 100 other males.
Beginning of rant: My generation of maledom (not me, I didn't have kids) have failed the following generation of maledom miserably. Take last night. There were FOUR separate bridal parties at the club we were at. Most of the ladies were reasonably attractive and all 4 future brides were dimes. You'd think that the sharks would have been circling. They were, but there were no alpha males leading the attack to separate some of the ladies from the herd. The Ghost of the 80's/90's (before marriage) would have been in hog heaven. The 55 year old Ghost is old enough to be their dad, so I don't indulge any more.
You know who was getting more action than ANYBODY else? 5 ladies from Tacoma, Washington. 4 married, one single who had just gotten engaged. They were surrounded. The youngest of the bunch was 38. All of the chasers were guys in their early 20's. I know about the cougar thing, but the ladies weren't pursuing. They were the pursued. They were checking my group out, but they were getting ego stroked by the young guys. Can't say I blame them. But it takes ZERO skill to woo a woman old enough to be your mom. I guess the guys of today's generation are happy to grab the low-hanging fruit instead of finding the best looking woman in the club and showing her who the real alpha is.
End of rant.
We had a great time tho!
Beginning of rant: My generation of maledom (not me, I didn't have kids) have failed the following generation of maledom miserably. Take last night. There were FOUR separate bridal parties at the club we were at. Most of the ladies were reasonably attractive and all 4 future brides were dimes. You'd think that the sharks would have been circling. They were, but there were no alpha males leading the attack to separate some of the ladies from the herd. The Ghost of the 80's/90's (before marriage) would have been in hog heaven. The 55 year old Ghost is old enough to be their dad, so I don't indulge any more.
You know who was getting more action than ANYBODY else? 5 ladies from Tacoma, Washington. 4 married, one single who had just gotten engaged. They were surrounded. The youngest of the bunch was 38. All of the chasers were guys in their early 20's. I know about the cougar thing, but the ladies weren't pursuing. They were the pursued. They were checking my group out, but they were getting ego stroked by the young guys. Can't say I blame them. But it takes ZERO skill to woo a woman old enough to be your mom. I guess the guys of today's generation are happy to grab the low-hanging fruit instead of finding the best looking woman in the club and showing her who the real alpha is.
End of rant.
We had a great time tho!
Afternoon ya bunch a random collection of atoms made up of mostly empty space.
First person on my trip to Mars that I'm taking is Catfan. Guy has a perpetual ongoing erection for space that I do.
I'm thinking about reversing my vasectomy because I plan on dying around 125 and I will wanna make a kid that I will absolutely won't financially have to pay for.
I'm thinking about reversing my vasectomy because I plan on dying around 125 and I will wanna make a kid that I will absolutely won't financially have to pay for.
D2 in the house. Bet he already is raising the toilet seat after pissing
I'm looking for the D
hahahahhaa, you creepy bastard. I love it. Jedwar. You're like the guy who wants to kill, but can't because he is a mod.
Jedwar not just as a Mod, but he is a great poster. Thanks for hanging with us nut jobs
Appreciate it. Creepy. Bastard. Wants to kill. That's a lot of compliments for one day. I'll try to keep grounded man.
![[cheers]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/5628.gif "Cheers [cheers]")
Mav- I've been hung up on the show "Elementary" as Sherlock Holmes. Awesome show
Uncle Jed may be looking for the D in all the wrong places. Maybe checking out a pit of blazing fire would be a decent placed to start his search?
Wish the DLeague could put togther a professional softball team. Id leave my wife for a chance at professional softball. I think we could win it all. it;s all about team work.
Who can I talk to that pays for professional softball? I need to see the salary first before I commit.
toilet seat raised, and door open for every piss sir. haven't installed the video game system in the bathroom yet. maybe next week!
Man, the generation of the cocksmen has officially passed, I'm sad to say.
Nice works. Dude got talent.
Morning D. Greetings from the shanty.
More coffee...............................
More coffee...............................
You know you're getting old when the hangover lasts multiple days.
I'm in a fog.
I'm in a fog.
Just you wait, lad.
hahahaha, Funky, if that shirt was for sale I'd buy and wear it.
Incredible.
Hell yeah brother. If I'm making money off softball, Austin is making money off softball. That's how it works.
+1,000,000. Awesome work, Funky.
Man. Miss those days. State testing has to be the most worthless shit in the history of public education. Ours was mostly about snacks, movies, and getting to go off campus for lunch. And naps. The "dumb" kids didn't even have to fill in bubbles. They had "scribes". LOLLLL.
There is some value to it, it's just hard to gauge how much a kid knows when he doesn't really care. That's a small amount of kids at this level, though. Most still want to do well and please. Most.
My buddy Dan back in high school drew a picture of the teacher administering the test. Drew him naked holding a jim beam bottle while saying "party on seniors"
I drew a GWAR crack pipe on mine.
- Morning, posters.
- 69° in Johns Creek. VFR. Partly cloudy. Pretty nice.
- Blood Sugar = 112. Ate stuff that I shouldn't have. Weight 223.
- @funky: good work on the uniform mock up, I have actually done that. The first bail bond company to do that was Chico's Bail Bonds. Do you remember the movie?
- #3 made all A's for her last semester. Very proud. Studies a lot. All of the time.
- Have a good one.
- Over.
Official D League testing questions. Please write in complete sentences. Your district is counting on you.
Maggie needs to use the restroom. Maggie has a penis and a vagina. Which bathroom should Maggie use and why? Please write complete sentences.
Jimmy has 5 Xanax pills and 10 adderal. If Jimmy splits half his Xanax with Johnny, and then Johnny gives half of his to Betty in exchange for a HJ under the bleachers, how much Xanax does Betty have? Please write in complete sentences.
Maggie needs to use the restroom. Maggie has a penis and a vagina. Which bathroom should Maggie use and why? Please write complete sentences.
Jimmy has 5 Xanax pills and 10 adderal. If Jimmy splits half his Xanax with Johnny, and then Johnny gives half of his to Betty in exchange for a HJ under the bleachers, how much Xanax does Betty have? Please write in complete sentences.
