@-LEK-: you are the biggest liar in this thread. Everyone knows it.
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Those always seem to be the famous last words of the internet bad-ass after they dish it out to the point shat blows up.
I think it will. Hope so. Because certain things are off limits, namely children.
Where have you been? I am the worst poster here. You got some catching up to do.
Nice to see you support talking shit and making things personal...as long as you can hide behind your keyboard. You and -LEK- have got to be related.
Checked on the guys to make sure they were still alive after Saturday's binge drinking. Of course, Phil decides to get all philosophical on me.
"Mack, you and I are effing dinosaurs. Of course, I've been extinct since 1985 (when he got married. Still is). But you, you're the black effing Crocodile Dundee. You're still the guy that goes out womanizing and tells any woman that'll listen 'That's not a dick. THIS is a dick!' " You're the guy that'll take over the Playboy mansion when Hefner finally dies."
I hung up on him. But he's right. I'm a dinosaur. And if I'm the last dinosaur...when my time is done, the world will know I was here.
"Mack, you and I are effing dinosaurs. Of course, I've been extinct since 1985 (when he got married. Still is). But you, you're the black effing Crocodile Dundee. You're still the guy that goes out womanizing and tells any woman that'll listen 'That's not a dick. THIS is a dick!' " You're the guy that'll take over the Playboy mansion when Hefner finally dies."
I hung up on him. But he's right. I'm a dinosaur. And if I'm the last dinosaur...when my time is done, the world will know I was here.
Nobody said you posted anything...your post said children should be off limits and I added that wives should be to...you said there was there was plenty other things to point out instead of that .I was agreeing with you that yes there are plenty of things to point out instead of children and I added wives...all I meant
Mods, you see what LEK just did. Catlanta was a poster who was not tolerated by mods at all. LEK is much worse, is emo as hell, has bad intentions, and gets a pass for some reason...until he goes super weirdo every month or so. I strongly suggest a permaban because a) he's the worst poster on the paddock b) every post is a troll job and c) he's not funny at all. Y'all perma'd catlanta for much less. Make this board a better place for all and ban that clown ass kid. Again, you see exactly what he did when he came back . It's not funny. It's not cute. It's just a waste of time and it upsets posters that have been decent posters forever, ones without agendas, and ones that have a funny bone. Please permaban him for the sake of comedy, at least, as this is what the paddock is for. If not, just follow your own damn rules and quit giving chance after chance.
He did it again. Fn ban him again. It's that simple.
He did it again. Fn ban him again. It's that simple.
Can't wait to see the rebuttal to this.
A permaban allows LEK to rebrand himself and continue his stupid troll stick even more, which would benefit him much, and it gives this thread a much needed cleanse. It's a win-win for all parties, tbh. Just do it.
There is no logical rebuttal. It's just a shame LEK posts so bad because if he was good, he would've been perma'd well before catlanta, and that's the truth. He's not even a good enough troll to register. He just sticks in this thread and attacks low hanging fruit. For the sake of this thread, ban him. His intentions couldn't be more clear, and sad.
Shit, didn't they permaban Z? Again, wth? That's guy can post his ass off, but that's what it takes. Awful trolls don't get the exposure so they're allowed to troll under the radar and be perpetual shit.
Shit, didn't they permaban Z? Again, wth? That's guy can post his ass off, but that's what it takes. Awful trolls don't get the exposure so they're allowed to troll under the radar and be perpetual shit.
Don't understand the need for grown ass men to troll. The only plausible explanation in my mind is they aren't gown, or they aren't real men to begin with.
You have to be seriously lacking something in your life to be an adult male and troll on a message board. Can't do it in real life because you know you'll end up in the hospital so it's safe and get's your rocks off to do it online? Sounds like some type of mental disorder.
You have to be seriously lacking something in your life to be an adult male and troll on a message board. Can't do it in real life because you know you'll end up in the hospital so it's safe and get's your rocks off to do it online? Sounds like some type of mental disorder.
If you can't handle the occasional shiz talkin (children excluded), you don't have to post here.
Understood. I guess I was thinking more along the lines of the personal troll attacks. Those are the ones that make no freakin sense at all. The stuff you, Mav, and Willy do, that stuff is comedy gold. A couple others, not so much.
I am behind a proxy from 7-4 five days a week. What exactly did I tell, Don?
No troll account here. I say exactly what I think. I don't have the need to push buttons for the sake of entertainment.
It's amazing how awful you are. You think you've got it all figured out, and don't have the slightest clue.
The post about who I am was a joke aimed at you....I said I was you.
Never said you make personal attacks on my family? Where did you get that from? I've directly quoted you, and you have directly quoted me. It's there for all to see.
Nothing for me to get over. I find it quite hilarious that the two biggest trolls in this thread think I'm the troll. If you think for one second that anything you or that other clown -LEK- says bothers me, you are sorely mistaken.
- Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. —Greg King
- Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. —Mark Twain
1 Wives and children should definitely be off limits except when the posters post about them themselves. Mav's (Mav or funky?) postings about his antics with his wife are hilarious and instant classics. You may make a joke about someone else's wife and kids - and some of them may chuckle - but 99% of them won't think it is funny. That's just that "protector" mode most men have.
2 It doesn't take long to pick up on the personalities of regular posters on a thread like the D-League. You learn fairly quickly who can take a joke and who can't. Willy is the absolute best at this. You can say terrible things to and about him and his only reply is "hahaha."![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
Don't even attempt a humorous exchange with someone you suspect has no sense of humor. This is definitely not a place for people who can't take a joke.
3 Some posters just viscerally dislike some other posters. No particular reason. You just know that they are going to jump on any post you make and try to start a fight. This demands a snarky reply, yadda yadda yadda. I have a couple of posters like that. I don't put them on ignore. I just act like I never even saw their nasty post. Hard to argue with someone who won't argue back. The provocation will die rather quickly.
4 You don't know me. I don't know you. I don't know your address or where you work - and you don't know mine. We're probably never going to meet. And, no, I'm not going to (and you're not going to) travel hundreds of miles to meet someplace and "settle this like a man." So tough talk is useless and childish.
5 I think a person's real self is who they are when they are drunk and when they are anonymous internet posters. Good or bad. That is when the common sense inhibitions have gone away and they say and do things they they really feel and wish they could say and do in daily life but can't. Butthole posters are simply secret buttholes in real life.
* Things I learned in kindergarten.
2 It doesn't take long to pick up on the personalities of regular posters on a thread like the D-League. You learn fairly quickly who can take a joke and who can't. Willy is the absolute best at this. You can say terrible things to and about him and his only reply is "hahaha."
Don't even attempt a humorous exchange with someone you suspect has no sense of humor. This is definitely not a place for people who can't take a joke.3 Some posters just viscerally dislike some other posters. No particular reason. You just know that they are going to jump on any post you make and try to start a fight. This demands a snarky reply, yadda yadda yadda. I have a couple of posters like that. I don't put them on ignore. I just act like I never even saw their nasty post. Hard to argue with someone who won't argue back. The provocation will die rather quickly.
4 You don't know me. I don't know you. I don't know your address or where you work - and you don't know mine. We're probably never going to meet. And, no, I'm not going to (and you're not going to) travel hundreds of miles to meet someplace and "settle this like a man." So tough talk is useless and childish.
5 I think a person's real self is who they are when they are drunk and when they are anonymous internet posters. Good or bad. That is when the common sense inhibitions have gone away and they say and do things they they really feel and wish they could say and do in daily life but can't. Butthole posters are simply secret buttholes in real life.
* Things I learned in kindergarten.
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Back to work today after being off a week and at the beach and it sucks. Just plain sucks.
i call it corn hole too, like everyone...not sure bags is better...whatever the case its a terribly named game.
no one else is in any other pool and appear to have gathered to watch the spectacle.this .gif slays me. Just keeps the running motion going all the way straight into the water.
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Who's gonna get the last GDMF word in.
I'm tellin' ya, roman candle duel. 10 paces. First one to burn the other's scrotum off wins.
