Don't need 'em until Sunday. You think that'd be a good day?I have an idea on a source
DD
Don't need 'em until Sunday. You think that'd be a good day?I have an idea on a source
DD
No, but I got shot by a Seal on the back of my right hand and at the hair line in a training exercise. Submunitions hurt. Bled like a stuck pig and looked like that famous picture of YA Tittle with blood streaming down his faceAnyone ever been tased? Either willfully, training or not willfully.
Well spoken, DonVery sad recount, stevo51. I look back in life and wish I had made more time to spend with my mother. Young and dumb I was.
Old men know more about being young than young men know about being old.
All in favor of Buddy invading this thread any time he wants please raise your thumb.
It wouldn't just be good, it'd be perfect. There's a Mother's Day dinner in the fellowship hall after church. Nobody will suspect a thing.Don't need 'em until Sunday. You think that'd be a good day?
I currently use it for staying in contact with colleagues at previous jobs.I have an account, but I mostly ignore it. My profile is out of date and I've just not had the energy to update it.
Austin, do yo use LinkedIn? Is it really worthwhile?
My youngest son has had 2 head hunters call him in the past three weeks after they'd seen his profile. One he had no interest in. The second maybe, depends on the money.I have an account, but I mostly ignore it. My profile is out of date and I've just not had the energy to update it.
Austin, do yo use LinkedIn? Is it really worthwhile?
Post of the year, Donfather.Very sad recount, stevo51. I look back in life and wish I had made more time to spend with my mother. Young and dumb I was.
Old men know more about being young than young men know about being old.
I prefer to think of them as the pots of gold (one at each end) of the rainbows.Buddy's posts are the double rainbows of this board.
I get many contract bites from LinkedIn, but nothing perm.My youngest son has had 2 head hunters call him in the past three weeks after they'd seen his profile. One he had no interest in. The second maybe, depends on the money.
Daughter (3) is a prissy little princess, but she shits like a grown man. Totally cockblocked me too. Wife is finally somewhat in a mood and just getting ambien-level loopy and then I hear, "daddy. My belly hurts!"
Precious memories and whatnot.
I really need to update my profile and add a photo. It is a great platform for more formal activities.Looks like I should update the LinkedIn profile. I'll add it to my list.
Hey, bro, what's up in your world?Mash and Buddy - ha ha ha
Jockstrap- I would never imagine that
Hey, bro, what's up in your world?
I'm slowly getting hammered here in ATX. Missing KY.
Man just got home from Hard Rock at Universal Studios. Cover guy who didBowie was good. It's the skinny jeans on a guy old enough to be a granddad that has me tripped. This one mf'er had hair so white that it looked blue. This sum bitch had pants tighter than yoga pants. Know he had heart disease because his Goddamn gut was almost hanging to his testicles. But man was his jeans rockin'!!!!!!!!
If the Cats play in a bowl this season, Stoops is COY.Is University of Kentucky Football an oxymoron? Getting close to summer and pigskin fever is sneaking upon me. As I have done for years now, I can't help but think the football team just may become bowl eligible. Is this the year? I mean. Santa, the Easter Bunny and LEK are real, right?
I'm sitting here watching Weird Science for the 137th time and suddenly it dawned on me -- computer science has significantly regressed in the last 30+ years.
Here's my question: Why could you create a flesh and blood babe with mid 80s technology but not watch porn on the computer, whereas now you can watch porn, yet not create a babe? It don't add up.
Go UK Football Cats!I'm sitting here watching Weird Science for the 137th time and suddenly it dawned on me -- computer science has significantly regressed in the last 30+ years.
Here's my question: Why could you create a flesh and blood babe with mid 80s technology but not watch porn on the computer, whereas now you can watch porn, yet not create a babe? It don't add up.
Big nuts or no?
FIFY.If the Cats play in a bowl this season, Stoops is Coach of the Century.
Haha, that's got chicken eggs beat by a mile
I once wore some tight softball pants to a game and my teammates named me "Raisin Smuggler." I don't think it was a compliment.
Hell I don't blame him one bit. I'd live in a nudist colony if I had any semblance of even a normal package. (wistful sigh)
I really hope wifey passes out early tonight cause I wanna get loaded up on some Baileys
Sounds groovy. I'm on my third bottle of The Temptress.drinking Star Hill Northern Lights IPA, @AustinTXCat . Shit'll get ya drunk.
I'm drunk.
Two personal Red Baron deep dish peps in the oven heating up with added peps and shredded cheese. I'ma feast in 22 minutes.
Last time I got tore up on Bailey's, I nearly got thrown in jail over in Germany. Happened roughly 25 years ago. Evil stuff.I really hope wifey passes out early tonight cause I wanna get loaded up on some Baileys.
I tend towards compulsion, and I'm definitely in an Irish cream phase right now. Would love to see if the answers to all my problems are at the bottom of that 750 ml bottle.
Haha, not yet, but if Diane Lane ever asked me to I'd chug away -- even if she had terminal athlete's foot and grade 12 toenail fungus.
German Polizei = no play around drunk American soldiers. I once watched German police beat the daylights outta a couple troops. They get rougher with Turks and other Ausländer.Damn. Had no idea drinking Bailey's could lead to a German prison stint. Awesome.
Yeah, ha ha.I'd imagine they still hold a grudge, especially for Russkie soldiers haha.
Yeah, I got tossed in German jail twice. Was also arrested once in the Sinai by Egyptian troops. An Egyptian colonel arranged our release the next morning, as our patrol strayed too far past the border the evening previous. Crazy stuff. Ha ha!Dude, that would have really upped your street cred. I'll bet you could pick up all kinds of chicks with a story about doing time in a foreign prison.