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That one went over my head. Could you throw it underhand next time and really slow? TIA!
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What to get next? I didn't like the Otttttterbox version that had the silicone shell, but any a you jackasses had experience with the otter kind (get it? otter/other? it's a pun guys, c'mon work with me here) of Otttterbox (for all you rubes lurking about that means the hard-shell version)?

The Lifeproof eventually got on my nerves as well...just didn't need that level of protection in my day-to-day life after all.

I use the OtterBox Commuter case and it works perfect.
 
Sitting in church at 11am on a Sunday morning and hear a little girl behind me saying "That's too big, I can't get my mouth around it." Then a little boy's voice answers "That's OK, just lick it." Mom's voice came in just before I got the nerve to turn around and look at them. "Billy break your sister off a smaller piece of it, you don't want her to choke, do you?"
 
Sitting in church at 11am on a Sunday morning and hear a little girl behind me saying "That's too big, I can't get my mouth around it." Then a little boy's voice answers "That's OK, just lick it." Mom's voice came in just before I got the nerve to turn around and look at them. "Billy break your sister off a smaller piece of it, you don't want her to choke, do you?"
There is no room for suck inappropriateness in this thread. Please delete.
 
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Entertaining tomorrow... In a ghatdamm typhoon. Good thing I dumped my life savings on outdoor furniture so that I can look out at it like Shamu in an aquarium.

Just got on bus. My profession sucks musky scroti.

Get home to use my BDI, Malcom Reed meat injector... Sugar, water, wostershire, apple juice, peach nectar....dope.

Fahhr up egg... In said typhoon. Set for 225°. 14 hours later- the best pulled pork on PLANET. Know how I know? I use PRIMe Meat, bitches. Prime!

I'm toasted. Fücking Blanton's is my jam.

Love you boys.
 
Sitting in church at 11am on a Sunday morning and hear a little girl behind me saying "That's too big, I can't get my mouth around it." Then a little boy's voice answers "That's OK, just lick it." Mom's voice came in just before I got the nerve to turn around and look at them. "Billy break your sister off a smaller piece of it, you don't want her to choke, do you?"
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Entertaining tomorrow... In a ghatdamm typhoon. Good thing I dumped my life savings on outdoor furniture so that I can look out at it like Shamu in an aquarium.

Just got on bus. My profession sucks musky scroti.

Get home to use my BDI, Malcom Reed meat injector... Sugar, water, wostershire, apple juice, peach nectar....dope.

Fahhr up egg... In said typhoon. Set for 225°. 14 hours later- the best pulled pork on PLANET. Know how I know? I use PRIMe Meat, bitches. Prime!

I'm toasted. Fücking Blanton's is my jam.

Love you boys.
Saw on the news y'all were getting mucho rain.

Hang in there, Kooky.
 
My mother is 85. Mind sharp. Body failing. Doesn't get around well and doesn't hardly ever feel well anymore. Very thankful for her.
My Mother died the day after Mothers Day on May 14, 1990. Had a major heart attack on May 3, another on May 8. The docs said she was too weak for a bypass and were going to try an angioplasty. As soon as they started the catheter her BP dropped drastically and they put her on a heart/ lung machine and tried a bypass. Her heart would not restart. Worst day of my life, bar none. She was 59. I still miss her terribly today. Worst thing is she did not get to see her grandchildren all born or grow up.
 
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DAMMIT PEOPLE I NEED HELP DECIDING WHICH NEW CASE TO GET FOR MY IPHONE 6S PLUS WITH THE 5.25" RETINAL DISPLAY THAT OPTIMIZES MOBILE INTERNET PORN -- AND THAT MEANS NAKED HOOTERS -- SO WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU ALL NOT UNDERSTAND?

Geez you guys are gonna drive me to partaking of ethanol and/or hard drugs before this is all over with.
"Settle down Mrs. Tasker, settle down"
 
My Mother died the day after Mothers Day on May 14, 1990. Had a major heart attack on May 3, another on May 8. The docs said she was too weak for a bypass and were going to try an angioplasty. As soon as they started the catheter her BP dropped drastically and they put her on a heart/ lung machine and tried a bypass. Her heart would not restart. Worst day of my life, bar none. She was 59. I still miss her terribly today. Worst thing is she did not get to see her grandchildren all born or grow up.
Very sad recount, stevo51. I look back in life and wish I had made more time to spend with my mother. Young and dumb I was.

Old men know more about being young than young men know about being old.
 
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