hahaha Desp man, I'd love eat your sloppy seconds. It would be an honor. I hate to hear about divorces. I really do. Every dude goes into it (other than some one night knock up) thinking it will work, regardless if they are anelgs or if they are cheating devils. No one gets married with the goal of getting divorced, regardless of the motives.
Techinically marriage is forced institution anyway. People were never meant to be married to one person. We teach that guilt and shame very early on. It's sad really. So many awesome people in the world were never able to show their full potential because their parents taught them the shame of marriage. And were lost due to a shitty relationship. How many Einsteins were never developed because of marriage? A lot.
But I hope you are smackin ass like Hank Aaron. I root you on.