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[funKYcat75]

Wife takes it, I don't. She has for years.

You'd think the body/mind would adjust to 'hey, you're acting like a dumbass when you're supposed to be sleeping!!', but, no. Last night she took one, stayed awake talking about some nonsense, went downstairs to sleep, couldn't, folded the laundry in the DIRTY clothes basket, took half of another pill, got loopy AF, 'cleaned out' the kitchen cabinets (meaning I had to put it all back), etc.

Needless to say, I slept basically not at all, and I am in charge of distributing the Ambien from now on.

Something like this happens about once a month or so. One night she left a full pill out on the kitchen counter which is where the 3 year old heads every morning to grab breffust. Luckily I woke up before she did .....

Powerful drug. I'd be out for days if I took it.

 

[Willy4UK]

Wife takes it, I don't. She has for years.

You'd think the body/mind would adjust to 'hey, you're acting like a dumbass when you're supposed to be sleeping!!', but, no. Last night she took one, stayed awake talking about some nonsense, went downstairs to sleep, couldn't, folded the laundry in the DIRTY clothes basket, took half of another pill, got loopy AF, 'cleaned out' the kitchen cabinets (meaning I had to put it all back), etc.

Needless to say, I slept basically not at all, and I am in charge of distributing the Ambien from now on.

Something like this happens about once a month or so. One night she left a full pill out on the kitchen counter which is where the 3 year old heads every morning to grab breffust. Luckily I woke up before she did .....

Powerful drug. I'd be out for days if I took it.

Hmmmm, She may be at a point where she can't sleep without it.

But ambien black outs are real. Had another budy tell me that he took ambien and woke up with food in his bed. Guess he had eaten a meal in his bed and passed out while eating it.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I flew at a younger age than her (she's 5 months) and am only 90% deaf at age 33 so she'll be great.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Hmmmm, She may be at a point where she can't sleep without it.

But ambien black outs are real. Had another budy tell me that he took ambien and woke up with food in his bed. Guess he had eaten a meal in his bed and passed out while eating it.

It sounds a lot like something not to take.

 

[Willy4UK]

You'll be fine man.

 

[Mashburned]

Ambien is crazy. I don't know how that shit is legal.

 

[Willy4UK]

It sounds a lot like something not to take.

Yeah, exactly Don. I'd rather eat an animal's prostate for sleep than take some pharmaceutical company medicine.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Have to roll now. Take care.

 

[Willy4UK]

Have to roll now. Take care.

Adios amigo!

 

[Willy4UK]

friggin Nyquil makes me loopy as hell and gives me weird dreams. Cant' imagine what ambien would do.

Best friend had to take it for PTSD, couldn't sleep well, etc. Best one, as told by his wife, was one night he woke up thinking he heard something/someone in the house, stood up on the mattress facing the wall, eyes shut, pointing at the wall and cussing it, telling it to get TF out of the house, questioning its motives, etc... all the while completely naked. He sleeps naked. Also never wears underwear. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Said he eventually stopped and laid back down and went back to sleep.

Also had an episode on night where he was looped out on ambien and tried to seduce her, they began getting it on missionary style, he pulled it out, sat on his knees, and beat her thighs with it left and right saying "HERE COMES THE BIG DICK DESTROYEEEERRRR!!!!" and then went back at it.

He didn't remember either episode.

Yep.

Nyquil.


hahahaha

 

[Willy4UK]

Pharmacology fascinates me. How can a 185 lb human (rough guesstimate averaging out men and women

hahahaha

 

[Willy4UK]

the "big dick destroyer".

Seriously.

Sounds like something Conan the Barbarian would say.

Nyquil words are a sober man's thoughts.

 

[allabouttheUK]

1. Southern Miss - Possible win. Won't be easy.
2. Florida - Loss (in Gainesville)
3. New Mexico State - Win
4. South Carolina - Loss. Small chance of winning.
5. Alabama - They will murder us.
6. Vanderbilt - Possible win.
7. Mississippi State - They will murder us.
8. Missouri - Probably lose. Win not impossible.
9. Georgia - They will murder us.
10. Tennessee - They will murder us. (in Knoxville)
11. Austin Peay - Win
12. Louisville - Loss (in Louisville)

1. Southern Miss - Should win
2. Florida - Loss (in Gainesville)
3. New Mexico State - Win
4. South Carolina - Win
5. Alabama - They will murder us.
6. Vanderbilt - Win
7. Mississippi State - Possible Win
8. Missouri - Should Win
9. Georgia - They will murder us.
10. Tennessee - They will murder us. (in Knoxville)
11. Austin Peay - Win
12. Louisville - Loss (in Louisville)

I see a way to six wins and a 7 with a bowl. Baby steps.

 

[Willy4UK]

I was feeling generous

I swear that skinny 100 lb girl was at least 85 lbs underweight.

 

[Willy4UK]

 

[Willy4UK]

that was the best friend on Ambien. In his defense, he does have a Frankendick. Thing is so big for a white boy it just looks stupid. Pecker looks retarded. You guys can question "How does SPIERS know what his best friend's pecker looks like?"

Well when he and his wife were separated for like 8 months he lived with me in my one bed room apartment, slept on the couch, and would walk around naked as shit because he's weird. Best you could do was just keep staring at the tv/computer and let him get dressed. Dude gave/gives no ****s.

That's a man with a lot of penis confidence.

I would too. I wouldn't even wear clothes.

 

[allabouttheUK]

@Willy4UK You ever get a chance to check out any of those books?

 

[funKYcat75]

It used to make her verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry frisky, but now has the opposite effect, it seems. Plus she wouldn't remember that it even happened.

 

[Willy4UK]

@Willy4UK You ever get a chance to check out any of those books?

haha, refreshen me on those books.

 

[allabouttheUK]

haha, refreshen me on those books.

I think it was two books about different serial killers. You said you were gonna see if the public library had them.

 

[-BBH-]

-Ambien? Nah. . .If I even take Nyquil I am hungover worse than alcohol. Just can't deal. No way I could handle that. If I am having trouble sleeping, I take a low does melatonin. Still a shot is the best sleep aid.

-Listing to KSR while working this morning. Nothing but people bitching about the changes to Commonwealth and how none of it has improved the experience for the average fan.

News flash. Quit running out shitty teams and the experience will improve tenfold.

Speaking of shitty teams, we have to see improvement this year. Need to get to 6-6 and make a bowl game this year. Whatever they gotta do. Go Tonya Harding on a rival QB or whatever. Make it so.

 

[Willy4UK]

I think it was two books about different serial killers. You said you were gonna see if the public library had them.

AH! Yes! I haven't been back to library yet. Will check on those when I go. Thanks!

 

[allabouttheUK]

AH! Yes! I haven't been back to library yet. Will check on those when I go. Thanks!

Word.

Just curious what your thoughts are on those books. I looked for the post, but couldn't find it and don't remember the names off the top of my head.

 

[Willy4UK]

Word.

Just curious what your thoughts are on those books. I looked for the post, but couldn't find it and don't remember the names off the top of my head.

I think it was the Glen Rodgers book, I think

 

[Willy4UK]

 

[funKYcat75]

Sadly, my wife considers this a feature, not a bug.


Speaking of sexin' wives with donkey dicks and such, I personally give mine a good 10-12 inches every night -- course it takes me three or four strokes to do it

IF you last that long

 

[Willy4UK]

IF you last that long

 

[Kooky Kats]

Calculatin til Jaculatin

 

[55wildcat]

 

[funKYcat75]

Calculatin til Jacu ... oh ... whoops.

FIFY

 

[funKYcat75]

Feel like that's a situation you should take advantage of to fulfill your sexual fantasies.

I'm not one to kiss and tell. (Go on and quote this, change kiss to whatever you think, and add a FIFY)

 

[funKYcat75]

FIFY

You shouldn't have asked me to, then.

 

[wildcatdonf]

that was the best friend on Ambien. In his defense, he does have a Frankendick. Thing is so big for a white boy it just looks stupid. Pecker looks retarded. You guys can question "How does SPIERS know what his best friend's pecker looks like?"

Well when he and his wife were separated for like 8 months he lived with me in my one bed room apartment, slept on the couch, and would walk around naked as shit because he's weird. Best you could do was just keep staring at the tv/computer and let him get dressed. Dude gave/gives no ****s.

Is he from Cincinnati?

 

[wildcatdonf]

That's a man with a lot of penis confidence.

I would too. I wouldn't even wear clothes.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Sadly, my wife considers this a feature, not a bug.


Speaking of sexin' wives with donkey dicks and such, I personally give mine a good 10-12 inches every night -- course it takes me three or four strokes to do it

Blame your daddy.

 

[wildcatdonf]

nope.

He should have been.

 

[d2atTech]

so is Mark Ease going to decide already, or is he waiting for a ESPN television special?

 

[catfaninsc]

Afternoon fellow subversives.

 

[Willy4UK]

Yeah we need a FCC check. Hope he is ok.

 

[Willy4UK]

Hope he decides soon.