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[wildcatdonf]

• Mornin'
• 58°F in Johns Creek. VFR. Pretty day. Windy again about 10-15 knots.
• Blood Sugar = 65. How low will it go?
• Sugar up now. Taking care of her bidness.
• QB under the weather with a bad cold. Doggone it.
• #3 home on a weekend leave. Haven't seen him yet. Tomorrow probably.
• Over.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Damn, Don. You've done really well in a short amount of time with those numbers. Good work, sir!

 

[Willy4UK]

Thanks willy! You might get to meet her when I'm out in Florida! I'll email you a picture from the wedding later.

Man, I'm sure it will be great dude! Will you be checking Cat Paw on the stage right before you say your vows?

 

[Willy4UK]

More appropriate to send Willy a photo from the bedroom after the wedding.

Congrats, man!

hahaha

 

[wildcatdonf]

Damn, Don. You've done really well in a short amount of time with those numbers. Good work, sir!

I have stayed on the diet of avoiding foods that I should not eat. And the medication. It has been over a month now. I have lost 11 lbs too. It hasn't been too bad.

 

[funKYcat75]

Gatdamn flu ....

 

[wildcatdonf]

• Last mug of Dark Magic going. 3rd one.
• 2 eggs OM on toast for breakfast.
• Have to get some things for QB at Publix.
• Going to work soon. Off tomorrow. Need it.
• Have a fun today. Be safe. Don't be stupid.
• Over.

 

[Mashburned]

Morning D. Off to make the biggest mistake of my life! Good thing I'm boning like a mofo tonight.

Lol ohhhh shit. Another poster who doesn't listen to Mavrick.

Have fun boning, and good luck, D2.

Yea I'm kinda like when Cosmo just walked in and claimed a job at that one office.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Good morning from the Kentucky-Tennessee-Virginia border. I survived road-trip 2016. Lovely day here in the mountains .

Y'all be good. I'm heading out to visit Bert tomorrow.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Tacos for lunch. Thinking steak, baked potato, glazed carrots, zucchini and squash for dinner later.

Beer #4. Kid in candy store right now. This never happens in these parts, folks. Going to beat my weiner around on all surfaces and wail like a deranged caveman all day because I can, that's why.

Spring Game on. 15K there? Can't tell. Looks like a nice day in Lexington though.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Watching Blue/White game.

We suck.

If we're relying on Elam, forget it. Dudes been here 2+ years and he's still a lard ass. F him.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Yeah but here's the thing...you can still bone like a mofo tonight -- WITHOUT HAVING TO GIVE HER HALF YOUR SHIT WITHIN THE NEXT 2.7 years.


Listen to me R2...

It's still not too late. In fact, until you say those two magic words (actually until the official says all that "I now pronounce you blah blah blah crap) you're still in good shape. Don't blow this opportunity at LIFELONG happiness.

Will it hurt your fiancé to be jilted at the altar? Sure. Maybe. Lemme ask you this though -- what if, what IF, deep down inside SHE'S having second thoughts? What if subconsciously she really doesn't want to do this, but she's going to anyway because she thinks it'll break your heart? Have you ever asked yourself that?

Dammit R2, as a fellow tripod (well, actually, I'm more like a bipod with a tiny kickstand, but, genetically speaking my XY chromosomal makeup says I'm a tripod, but I digress...), I IMPLORE you to not go through with this. You WILL thank me later.

It might not be later today, it might not be tomorrow, but, trust me, at some point in the next 3.4 years you'll thank me when you still have ALL of your money and have moved on to banging another young hot thing.

Remember: Wives get old, but girlfriends stay young forever.

The worst, inequitable, legal binding contract anyone can ever enter into. Pussy is an opiate to logic.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Glad MacBudIce is healthy again.

Agree Kooky. I mean, on one hand it's the Spring Game but on the other,

Greg Hart is huge.

 

[wildcatdonf]

More appropriate to send Willy a photo from the bedroom after the wedding.

Congrats, man!

+1

 

[catfaninsc]

Neighbor brought a couple of these over earlier.


Doubtful anything else will be accomplished this afternoon.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Listened to Blue-White game. Clean Butt had a nice run. Freshman QB sounded good, Tight End sounded good. Overall = ?????????

 

[wildcatdonf]

To be a little more specific on the B/W game these players sounded good:

Jeff Badet
Drew Barker
C.J. Conrad
Gunnar Hoad
Stephen Johnson
Jojo Kemp
Davis Mattingly
Denzil Ware had 12 tackles when I lost count. He was a force to deal with.

Didn't get to hear what Coach Stoops said.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Clean Butt had a nice run.

Was a no wipe and he remained clean after the fact. Good job, Clean Butt.

 

[jockstrap_mcgee]

Gotta kill a lot of weeds this afternoon. Deciding between vinegar and dish soap or napalm. Probably napalm, but the wife doesn't want the rose bushes touched.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Neighbor brought a couple of these over earlier.


Doubtful anything else will be accomplished this afternoon.

Enjoy! On my list.

 

[Willy4UK]

Neighbor brought a couple of these over earlier.


Doubtful anything else will be accomplished this afternoon.

Had one last weekend. Beer was awesome

 

[catfaninsc]

Had one last weekend. Beer was awesome

Yes, yes it is.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Gotta kill a lot of weeds this afternoon. Deciding between vinegar and dish soap or napalm. Probably napalm, but the wife doesn't want the rose bushes touched.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Was a no wipe and he remained clean after the fact. Good job, Clean Butt.

Badet.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

• Blood Sugar = 65. How low will it go?
• Sugar up now.

So which is it? Is your sugar up or down??? Did it change that quickly?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

D2…Congrats!

 

[Willy4UK]

Welp, I'm going to Wash DC next week. Gonna make weed butter and bake it into food and check it in to my luggage.

 

[wildcatdonf]

So which is it? Is your sugar up or down??? Did it change that quickly?

That was the Sugar with 4 legs.

 

[Willy4UK]

Anyone got any Wash DCs suggestions other than what I made my wife research and book?

 

[Willy4UK]

Also. I was showering earlier today and thought of an idea that I thought of about 20 years ago, but this time I modified it. What if you could refillable implant titties? Meaning. You go to a sports game and your old lady is able to fill her tits with alcohol. She and He could stick straws into her tits and drink up. I'm not sure about the science needed to make make this a reality, but I think this a gold mine idea.

Imagine Capri-Suns but with alcohol and inside titties.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Anyone got any Wash DCs suggestions other than what I made my wife research and book?

If you like airplanes, this place is amazing.
https://airandspace.si.edu/visit/udvar-hazy-center/

 

[wildcatdonf]

Also. I was showering earlier today and thought of an idea that I thought of about 20 years ago, but this time I modified it. What if you could refillable implant titties? Meaning. You go to a sports game and your old lady is able to fill her tits with alcohol. She and He could stick straws into her tits and drink up. I'm not sure about the science needed to make make this a reality, but I think this a gold mine idea.

Imagine Capri-Suns but with alcohol and inside titties.

Sounds like a killer idea, Willy. What would you call the idea? Boozeenteat? Cheaptreat?

 

[Willy4UK]

Sounds like a killer idea, Willy. What would you call the idea? Boozeenteat? Cheaptreat?

Great question, Don Father

Titoozi, maybe?

 

[Willy4UK]

If you like airplanes, this place is amazing.
https://airandspace.si.edu/visit/udvar-hazy-center/

Thanks Cujo. looking at it now man

 

[Willy4UK]

Boozebees.

Similar to boobies, but booze instead of boo.

Dude, I think it would be great idea. Would you suck a straw out of your wife's tits? I would suck it out of my wife's tits.

 

[Willy4UK]

That would be the logical choice. Plus you could do it in public, cause it's breastfeeding. But what about the girls with little titties that can't self suck them? Not sure about a tube sticking out of em.

93, exactly.
Little titty girls come to the D League for insulated beverage cooler titties. $8K. Mav do the surgery, cuz he's the only one competent enough when it comes to D League surgery

 

[Willy4UK]

@Willy4UK - who that dude? He kill a bunch of people?

Genghis Khan? Yep, I'd say he did his fair share. Also may be responsible for something like 1-out of every 200 people alive has his DNA too. Crazy huh, 93?

 

[Willy4UK]

Haha, like they say in med school, "see one, do one, teach one" -- I'll watch a couple vids on some surgery websites and we'll be good to go.

I would trust you after You Tube training. Just saying....

 

[Willy4UK]

I've been in the OR for several titty surgeries. I'll be glad to assist.

Could you imagine you, me and other D Leaguers "preppin" titty surgery. We'd leave with felonies before the surgery was started.

93: "Man Willy, wait until the anesthesia kicks in before you suck her nipple"

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I've fondled several tittays in my day. I'll be glad to assist.