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Vaping cookies. I got 2 frozen pizzas in the oven. I'm on my cell phone.
I usta could do that. No more.Drunk on Budweiser. Just ate a whole California style thin crust pizza by myself. Added some jalapenos, torn up turkey bacon, and shredded cheddar cheese on top of the frozen toppings. Pretty damn good.
Gonna drink another beer or two and eat some candy bars.
Got an Insanity workout with the in-laws at 8:30am.
**** me.
He wouldn't care, but they don't like that action. A wet teeshirt might be alright.
Which is better, this or this? They look the same.
This is Speers
in a year or two.
You know you love it so.
I can't hang with you young bucks. Ima gon to bed.
2 Diane Lanes at the same time.
BTW: she's smoking. Would... With a instajizz performance.
BTW: she's smoking. Would... With a instajizz performance.
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Morning leagures
Shitty day at work today. Too fn long
The Reds are coming back down to earth
Bolden can't make a damn decision quick enough.
Spring maybe here....hopefully
A college of mine told me he asked the most ballsy question to a woman I have ever heard. Speaking to his lady friend he asked if he could go downtown on her and wanting nothing in return. That takes balls to ask some chick and face the possibility of a denial. Needless to say, he got denied lol
Press on leagures happy Saturday!
Shitty day at work today. Too fn long
The Reds are coming back down to earth
Bolden can't make a damn decision quick enough.
Spring maybe here....hopefully
A college of mine told me he asked the most ballsy question to a woman I have ever heard. Speaking to his lady friend he asked if he could go downtown on her and wanting nothing in return. That takes balls to ask some chick and face the possibility of a denial. Needless to say, he got denied lol
Press on leagures happy Saturday!
Morning D. Salutations from the shanty. Hope this day finds you well.
More coffee.......
More coffee.......
2 Diane Lanes at the same time.
BTW: she's smoking. Would... With a instajizz performance.
Diane Lane is in my top 5. I love her.
Man y'all got wild last night. I technically had 2 pizzas (french bread style...) and then passed out.
Had a gnarly dream, though. I met an old buddy at this lodge/casino/museum. It was dope af. We drank and ate, then I somehow drove my mazda car inside the museum part and I'm like Bean all lost and awkward trying to drive out of this damn place. Smh.
Genius I am, I find the stairs and go down, down, down, and my damn car is stuck in a janitors closet in the dudgeon. I'm freaked out. How in the shit am I getting my car back? I can't tell anyone about this. I lift off the exterior of my car, leaving bare bones, and my car was suddenly light as a go cart. I was pissed because I thought Mazdas were quality vehicles. Anyway, despite being light and easily moveable, I still couldn't get the car around the corner in the steps.
Plan B. I stole a semi and drive to Somerset.
Had a gnarly dream, though. I met an old buddy at this lodge/casino/museum. It was dope af. We drank and ate, then I somehow drove my mazda car inside the museum part and I'm like Bean all lost and awkward trying to drive out of this damn place. Smh.
Genius I am, I find the stairs and go down, down, down, and my damn car is stuck in a janitors closet in the dudgeon. I'm freaked out. How in the shit am I getting my car back? I can't tell anyone about this. I lift off the exterior of my car, leaving bare bones, and my car was suddenly light as a go cart. I was pissed because I thought Mazdas were quality vehicles. Anyway, despite being light and easily moveable, I still couldn't get the car around the corner in the steps.
Plan B. I stole a semi and drive to Somerset.
This is Speersin a year or two.
Nice sweater vest + button up + rolled sleeves, Speers. I'd wear sunglasses, too. Only thing missing is a diaper bag on the shoulder and a Barbie in the hand with the thumb that you are sucking on lmao.
Damn, Spear's baby sure has grown in that pict. What the hell. Didn't his wife just give birth a month or two ago? Now she is wearing dresses?
Golf outing got moved to next weekend. Wife is at the beach with baby. I have zero plans for the first time in like 5 months.
Holy shit.
Probably going to watch Jordan Brand on DVR, maybe a little of the Spring Game.
Definitely, definitely drinking copious amounts of beer.
Holy shit.
Probably going to watch Jordan Brand on DVR, maybe a little of the Spring Game.
Definitely, definitely drinking copious amounts of beer.
Golf outing got moved to next weekend. Wife is at the beach with baby. I have zero plans for the first time in like 5 months.
Holy shit.
Probably going to watch Jordan Brand on DVR, maybe a little of the Spring Game.
Definitely, definitely drinking copious amounts of beer.
Sounds like you do have a plan
Morning D. Off to make the biggest mistake of my life! Good thing I'm boning like a mofo tonight.
Good morning DL donkeys. A balmy 59 this morning. On porch. Cigs snd coffee.
2 more yards mowed yesterday $$$$$$$$$$ yards baby
Golf this afternoon
Read something about nips in here. WW2 japanese taking over?
Youngest daughter starts her first job today. She'll be going to college August of 2017. Not sure I can handle that. We close.
Some to do things today. Clean out back of work pickup. Clean house this morning. Whatever else I can get in to before golf.
Have a great day and be safe all.
2 more yards mowed yesterday $$$$$$$$$$ yards baby
Golf this afternoon
Read something about nips in here. WW2 japanese taking over?
Youngest daughter starts her first job today. She'll be going to college August of 2017. Not sure I can handle that. We close.
Some to do things today. Clean out back of work pickup. Clean house this morning. Whatever else I can get in to before golf.
Have a great day and be safe all.
I remembered a dream from last night! I was suckin on a pair of titties that were attached to my wife but they weren't hers. I know those titties.
The ones I were sucking were better.
The ones I were sucking were better.
If you saw me, you would not ask lol. Yeah I do. Zero turn husqvarna. I do some around houses with push mower.
Congrats bro, in all seriousness, we're happy for you both. It's your special day and enjoy it! Don't get so drunk that your weiner won't get hard
There is a fine line between liquor and boners, just enough and that one eyed monster gets so hard a cat could not scratch it and last an hour or so, However if you go to much,, might as well figure on a wad **** honeymoon. Stand her on her head and finger tamp in the limp noodle then hope for the best. Kinda like stuffing a coke bottle with spaghetti..per say...anyway congrats on your big day
Uncle Jed never slows down..That zero turn prolly looks like a freight train with those cig puffs, prolly sports some sorta bass pro shop hat whilst mowing as well...no dust ever settles under Uncle Jeds feet!
You may be spot on about Mash and Cosmo..
I've always wondered what Mash did. Just figured someone pays him to smoke weed and eat donuts. I want that gig. Jealous as hell
Have wondered that myself, actually. I just know him as a guy who walks his dog, smokes weed, loves Blue Bell and rap, and posts some good stuff on Cat Paw.
Thanks willy! You might get to meet her when I'm out in Florida! I'll email you a picture from the wedding later.
More appropriate to send Willy a photo from the bedroom after the wedding.
Congrats, man!
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