FunKY you had the top tweet of the night on KSR. Congrats.
Stress."How is possible to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes?" - wife
"I'm reading internet stuff and turds just keep falling out my ass. I dunno. Better to get it all out now than have to come back in 20 minutes." - me
Women just don't get it.
Safe travels, my brutha.Long day. Whew! Hit up 4 of 5 target breweries. Linked up with a old Army buddy. Gotta wait a few hours until the bus station opens. 49F out. Life is good.
OK, members of the D. I work with a Asian lady named Lori (go figure). We tease/flirt with each other when I work split shift. When I see her, I greet her as "Hey Lori, ready to be my future ex-wife?" Her response is "I'll be a lesbian before I marry you!" She's married, and her hubby is a good guy. For some reason, this week she has started to stick her tongue out at me after she gives me the lesbian response line.
Tonite, Bad Tee (me) noticed that she closes her eyes when she sticks her tongue out at me. I'm thinking if I can judge the distance properly next time she does that...I can nail her with a kiss AND slip her some tongue before she notices it. But her hubby IS a good guy (even tho she runs their house and their relationship), and even tho I'm a reprobate and a rapscallion...Good Tee would just be regretful if I did that.
So I'll leave it to the D. Good Tee or Bad Tee. Y'all be the judge. Here's the kicker. She's one of the rare Asian ladies that has kept her figure to be in her 40's. Stomach is flat, tits don't sag, and she has just enough hips and butt to prove she's a woman. If I can figure out the reason why she's sticking her tongue out at me...Bad Tee would win in a walkover!
She's one of the rare Asian ladies that has kept her figure to be in her 40's. Stomach is flat, tits don't sag, and she has just enough hips and butt to prove she's a woman
Well, I guess Loretta Lynn is dying today ....Morning leagures!
Happy 81 Loretta Lynn
Happy 75 Pete rose
The Reds get slaughtered
Hitting 75 in the tristate this weekend...finally
Lol or Pete roseWell, I guess Loretta Lynn is dying today ....
Well, I guess Loretta Lynn is dying today ....
Do I send it to you or W2R?Lol or Pete rose
Make sure you lmk when your birthday is funky lol
Went in to the night deciding I'd flip back and forth between the Warriors and Lakers games, figured all-time greats retire all the time but there's never been a team playing for 73 wins.
Warriors jumped out to an ass kicking of the Grizz so I decided to focus on the Lakers game and I'm glad I did.
Kobe put on a goddam show. Wow. Such a cool moment. Took over in the 4th, hit the go ahead shot, hit the FTs to give him 60 and seal it.
60. In his final game. Absurd.
Not a Kobe fan and never have been but dude had me hyped as he was gunning and getting buckets. Jazz couldn't stop his old ass.
Better get to work on step 3 there, Willy.
Lol wall 2 rondo trust me I would of replied especially if it was a jokeDo I send it to you or W2R?
(it's a joke. relax)
Better get to work on step 3 there, Willy.
*makes inappropriate 'face coated in ....' joke*Doing everything I can. I got her face coated in pig's afterbirth right now hoping to tighten the elasticity
If you're gonna put up a privacy fence stay away from wood and do the vinyl...cost more initially, but cheaper in the longer run.
That sounds like good advice.
I would still surround it with an aids/malaria/zika moat and top the fence with aids coated razor wire. You know, mostly for curb appeal, but the extra privacy is nice.
I love debauchery more than anyone. Don't do it. Too much trouble on the backend. Husband might kill you. Always dangerous to rub another man's rhubarb.
learn blowing my cock.
60 points in the final game of your career is stupid.
I would love to bang an Asian! Happy ending and no ginger kids. As for your question don't do it. Remember the saying: bros before hos. Most on here are going straight to hell and we would be jealous if you got a leg up on us.OK, members of the D. I work with a Asian lady named Lori (go figure). We tease/flirt with each other when I work split shift. When I see her, I greet her as "Hey Lori, ready to be my future ex-wife?" Her response is "I'll be a lesbian before I marry you!" She's married, and her hubby is a good guy. For some reason, this week she has started to stick her tongue out at me after she gives me the lesbian response line.
Tonite, Bad Tee (me) noticed that she closes her eyes when she sticks her tongue out at me. I'm thinking if I can judge the distance properly next time she does that...I can nail her with a kiss AND slip her some tongue before she notices it. But her hubby IS a good guy (even tho she runs their house and their relationship), and even tho I'm a reprobate and a rapscallion...Good Tee would just be regretful if I did that.
So I'll leave it to the D. Good Tee or Bad Tee. Y'all be the judge. Here's the kicker. She's one of the rare Asian ladies that has kept her figure to be in her 40's. Stomach is flat, tits don't sag, and she has just enough hips and butt to prove she's a woman. If I can figure out the reason why she's sticking her tongue out at me...Bad Tee would win in a walkover!