oh buddy I sure did. matter of fact Don, I didn't have a wireless cord, so I had that phone cord stretched from within the kitchen out onto the deck. 1998. Girl's screen name was Libra from the old AOL.
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oh buddy I sure did. matter of fact Don, I didn't have a wireless cord, so I had that phone cord stretched from within the kitchen out onto the deck. 1998. Girl's screen name was Libra from the old AOL.
You deserve 100 interweb points for said act that I will never mention.
So let me get this straight. A guy who prides himself in acting alpha and lifting weights can't build a fence? Geez, I'm so happy I can do anything and have the work ethic to do so...or at least put it off forever.
Get a string line, spray paint, a set of post hole diggers, several 80 lb bags of concrete, a lumber package and a set of balls and save yourself some money that you can use on the little one.
What happened to men?
Get a string line, spray paint, a set of post hole diggers, several 80 lb bags of concrete, a lumber package and a set of balls and save yourself some money that you can use on the little one.
What happened to men?
Don, that ain't even the half of it.
My mom wasn't home that night . Funny thing is, she was 62 years old and in Carter county giving blow jobs to a 70 year old man who was a one-legged banjo player. I shit you not. I'm dying if my lying. He played Bluegrass music, and played with Bill Monroe a few times.
Which is weird to think that at the same time I was masturbating to phone sex, my mom was giving geriatric blow jobs aproximately 80 miles from me. Odd.
My cousin was mowing is brothers yard in town. Next door lived a very large woman. While he was loading his mower into the back of his truck, the neighbor walked out of the house and toward her car. My cousin then yelled at her. "Hey!" "Hey!" She turned and snarled back at him. "What!!" To which he replied... "Your mama called.. She said MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Then she proceeded to curse him like a dog! Crazy ass cousin of mine would say or do anything.
Rode a bus from Fayetteville, Arkansas to Elizabethtown, Kentucky early January, 1978. Had no money so had no choice. From Fayetteville to Little Rock a drunken Indian sat behind me. Between Ft. Smith a Little Rock the Indian started praying. Said he knew he was no good, God forgive him, help him get back his little girl, etc. I was reading a book. All of a sudden he says hey! Hey! And smacks me in the back of the head. He said "do you know who Sacajewa was?" I said no. He then asked " do you know invented the alphabet?" Again I said no. He the then said, "you're a dumb son of a bitch aren't you?" I said , "maybe so, but I know one thing - the bus driver is about to throw your ass off here." Driver slowed, came to a stop, came back and grabbed Cochise and hauled him to th back of the bus and threatened to take him to jail. Got to Little Rock, the driver got off, locked us on the bus, called the cops who hauled him to jail. Between Nashville and Elizabethtown sat by a woman who smelled like she hadn't had a bath in 4 months.
Haven't ridden a bus since
That guy still has his dignity and the better part of that 6500, he just had a bad fence to show for it.
He'll do better next time. Or have a friend come over. After a couple of weekends, and a few cases of beer, they'll tidy it up.
I remember those days. Did we ever bond you out?
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Is that like the circle of love?
Ha ha ha
Yep, def was the closest thing to a full circle. Only that would've completed the circle was strangling myself with the phone cord ala David Carradine
What are you trying to hide, Jason? With that big ol privacy fence?
Carry on, son. Do the right thing. Latinos.
The marijuana plants will be visible from the outside when they are older. You know the number.
That's no way to go out man.
Yep, Jason gonna grow weed and sell it to his patients
That's no way to go out man.
Well, at least not with any dignity. That's why it's never good to go full circle
It's amazing the number of dumb asses who know the number, Have a perfectly logical reason why they exceeded the number. But for the life of them can't understand why "the man" is picking on them and locking them up.
Any one else like to drink at work?
Big privacy fence, small privates?
Yard doesn't sound that big. For 6500 I may take you up on that. I have an auger for my tractor. Probably fairly quick work.
I'll even let you help (knock of some per hour) and show you how to back the trailer in your driveway. You can have your wife take pics and put them on Facebook. Kind of a real man starter kit, and you can brag to your buddies about it at the gym. Tell them how sweaty your Affliction shirt got while working.
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I am tomorrow. When I was a shitty realtor, I was hammered by 1 p.m most of the time
They probably think we're in the bathroom just jacking around. Amiright, ladies?!!
Damn, how do you back a trailer into the driveway? Very slowly?
If would be arrested and sued if I tried to build a fence, most likely. $6500 seems like a lot, though. I live in Lexington, the most affordable place on earth, though.
You don't have to explain. I was just messing with you anyway. Not wanting to build a fence doesn't make you a pussy.
Not ever being a fight, lifting weights, wearing smedium shirts, camping out at the three point line and not being able to build a fence might though.
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