D-League

[allabouttheUK]

Happy Friday folks.

Math. Me and Math do not get along beyond basics. The math our 8th graders do is too much for me. I'd need a serious refresher course.

Golf yesterday. One horrid hole and one bad hole hurt me badly. Other wise pretty pleased. Wind was brutal.

Need to mow 4 yards. Looks like rain moving in, so that'll be tomorrow I guess.

Son's water pump out in truck. Going to haul it to a guy who's going to fix it. Too much junk in the way for me to do.

Replacing kitchen faucet in a few.

House cleaned.

Last day of Spring Break. Pity me. PITY ME!

Golf couldn't have been that bad, you didn't 6 putt from 3 feet did you?

 

[AustinTXCat]

I played Cookie Monster again this morning and unconsciously devoured a glazed donut.

Life is good.

 

[Willy4UK]

Slightly hungover. Only managed to drink one swig of the cooking wine last night. Couldn't do it more.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Haven't read anything but the last page but I keep confusing Willy with Don after his avatar change. Was picturing Don rifling through his cabinet to find the last drops of sherry. Didn't seem to fit.

I do have a drinking problem. I don't have time to drink.

 

[Willy4UK]

had a cheap 6er of Big Flats that you buy at Walgreens last night. It's basically piss with alcohol in it and a hint of beer flavor. It never gives me a hangover because it's so awful.

Daughter still sleeping damn near all night. Wife only gets up once during the night to feed her now. The other times she spends getting up are because I apparently fart in my sleep and it's so foul she can't stand the smell and would rather get up and walk around the house for a few minutes. I can't really help that.

hahaha I bought a 6 of Big Flats at Walgreens once. Wheewweee. One of the worst. $2 for a 6'er.

And it tastes exactly how you described.

 

[UKGrad93]

I left that life years ago.

I'm harmless now unless you mess with my family.

 

[Willy4UK]

well it's $3.99 now but only costs that much because of the aluminum, not the contents of the can.

$3.99????? Damn. That's highway robbery right there.

 

[GhostVol]

Buncha wussies here in Chucktown. Today's high will be 73, but will only be in the 60's this weekend. Folks at work bitching about it. When May 8 arrives and it's a blast furnace outside...they'll be wishing it was April again.

 

[wildcatdonf]

• Good Morning, D-Leaguers.
• 51°F in Johns Creek. Some clouds, but mostly clear. VFR.
• Blood Sugar = 90.
• Back still sore, but improved.
• A few more hours and most of you will be free for the weekend. If you can't behave, you know the number. 404-867-5309.
• Our business has sucked this week.
• Sugar has found a solar-heated spot on top of a storage box. Happy as a clam.
• Our thread is racing along.
• Over.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

We had a cookout when we moved into our current house. My wife's cousin brought us a 4 pack (2 were missing) of Milwaukee's Best Ice that were like 102 degrees along with this really shitty old magnet of the state of Utah.

Thanks, bud.

 

[CUJO_1970]

I'd fail that class. And wouldn't mind one bit. I'll stick with James Joyce's Dubliners, and comparing Felix Dzerzhinsky's Cheka to J. Edgar Hoover's FBI.

Ha! Nice...finished a biography about J.Edgar Hoover about a year ago. What an awful human being.

I have Joyce's Ulysses coming up in queue. I've not read Dubliners but it's going on my list.

 

[d2atTech]

Ha! Nice...finished a biography about J.Edgar Hoover about a year ago. What an awful human being.

I have Joyce's Ulysses coming up in queue. I've not read Dubliners but it's going on my list.

Dubliners is his best work, and "Araby" being the best of those tales. Made me think of high school love.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Oh yea, I'm an American, so of course I believe in manifest destiny.

However I believe you can scar your brain so badly, that you kill all the other highways or just make the pathway so large, your neurons just go there always.

I think the personal responsibility starts sooner. It's like if you take heroin, you will get addicted, so don't take herion. Pretty simple. But once you do, it's virtually impossible because you have done irreversible damage to your brain.

That being said, not all addictions are the same. Some hit you fast like a train barreling down a mountain but others are the slow knife sliding in your ribs after years of waiting (Thalia).

Food is somewhat like the latter.

However, I would label almost every human being with a various type of personality defect.

Excellent post.

 

[CUJO_1970]

"I ain't got time to bleed"

Jesse Ventura "Predator"

Haha - this place (D-League) makes Cambodia look like Kansas

 

[Willy4UK]

Excellent post.

I agree Cujo, excellent post.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Dubliners is his best work, and "Araby" being the best of those tales. Made me think of high school love.

Thanks, looking forward to it.

Very sorry I've made it to 46 and not gotten into Joyce yet, it's almost inexcusable but there is just so much to read out there.

 

[d2atTech]

Thanks, looking forward to it.

Very sorry I've made it to 46 and not gotten into Joyce yet, it's almost inexcusable but there is just so much to read out there.

man you should read Maddox, it's much better than Joyce. Here is a sample (it's worth the read/laughs):

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hire_women

 

[wildcatdonf]

Does John Short inhale Helium before he speaks?

 

[Willy4UK]

This is virtual reality. I so can't wait to do this.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Yep. Bluegrass Conspiracy is one of my fave books. Surprised it isn't a movie.

Yea, I need to re-read that. It was an eye-opener, Triad and all that stuff. DEA being the biggest importer of drugs into the country - shew what a mess.

And the fact they would just throw away airplanes - they were making so much money. What would you do if you could make 100 grand practically overnight?

 

[d2atTech]

Yea, I need to re-read that. It was an eye-opener, Triad and all that stuff. DEA being the biggest importer of drugs into the country - shew what a mess.

And the fact they would just throw away airplanes - they were making so much money. What would you do if you could make 100 grand practically overnight?

two chicks at the same time.

 

[Mashburned]

MJ just said something that made me sick...

If a spot opened up on Cal's bench, he would likely call Jalen Rose or Jay Williams.

AM I THE ONLY PERSOK WHO REMEMBERS HOW MUCH JAY DUKIE WILLIAMS RIPPED CAL WHEN HE FIRST CAME HERE? NOW HE CANT SUCK ENOUGH OF CALS DICK? GTFO Jay, you weasely SOB.

I would not like that. I don't think there's a chance in hell Jalen wants to quit his gig to be a college coach. I absolutely can see Jay Williams sucking Cal for a job. I just pray that doesn't happen.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Today, the row of (15) fifteen 40' hemlocks will be removed from my property.

Don't even want to know what that would cost to have done in NJ.

Were they originally planted as a privacy screen?

 

[CUJO_1970]

two chicks at the same time.

You think that's enough to put something like that together? I got a drywall job at McDonald's coming up.

 

[55wildcat]

Glad to be home...**** casinos, I'm done!
Dibs to be first in the lobotomy room of new d league retirement home..Lots of nasty ass stuff on here I'd soon forget...
Lots of stuff to do outside,,weather is pissin me off
Morgan & Morgan for the people, what a pitch..
Are you an organ donor? what would be your best organ to donate? Can sphincter's be replaced?

 

[Mashburned]

I DGAF, not the slightest ****... even a minuscule one about who the assistant coaches at UK are as long as they can pull players, which is the primary job of the assistant coaches.

Having a baby softened you up. You should be fighting mad about that geek even being mentioned for a UK job.

 

[Willy4UK]

MJ just said something that made me sick...

If a spot opened up on Cal's bench, he would likely call Jalen Rose or Jay Williams.

AM I THE ONLY PERSOK WHO REMEMBERS HOW MUCH JAY DUKIE WILLIAMS RIPPED CAL WHEN HE FIRST CAME HERE? NOW HE CANT SUCK ENOUGH OF CALS DICK? GTFO Jay, you weasely SOB.

I would not like that. I don't think there's a chance in hell Jalen wants to quit his gig to be a college coach. I absolutely can see Jay Williams sucking Cal for a job. I just pray that doesn't happen.

Easy killer, I think Cal would Jay Williams to get a good seeding in the tourney. No way the NCAA would screw over Jay Williams

 

[Willy4UK]

Morgan & Morgan

That guy has enough make up on his face that he looks like an old sqwacky woman

 

[CUJO_1970]

This is virtual reality. I so can't wait to do this.

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Eventually, they will have a quality flight simulator in VR.

Not to be too cliche', but the possibilities are endless with this technology. The headset solves the problems of bulk and price and soon this technology will be mainstream.

 

[Willy4UK]

Eventually, they will have a quality flight simulator in VR.

Not to be too cliche', but the possibilities are endless with this technology. The headset solves the problems of bulk and price and soon this technology will be mainstream.

I agree. It will only get better

 

[Willy4UK]

Although I would start going back to the arcade if they had a 100 VR games set up.

 

[funKYcat75]

Jay Williams is another automatic in with every recruit in the nation. He's still a cool name and a decent guy. People grow and change. Plus how freakin awesome would it be to have a Duke all-timer on our bench? We already have one from UL, so might as well.

 

[starchief5]

Oh, and to balance it out and offset the sugar, I'll drink a small glass of water with a scoop on whey protein and then have a spoonful of peanut butter beforehand -- keeps the insulin from spiking.

Just remembered why I don't drink. Gets too complicated.

 

[funKYcat75]

Just drink straight moonshine and you don't have to worry too much about all that health stuff. Unless you die.

 

[Mashburned]

Jay Williams is another automatic in with every recruit in the nation. He's still a cool name and a decent guy. People grow and change. Plus how freakin awesome would it be to have a Duke all-timer on our bench? We already have one from UL, so might as well.

Wtf. Hell no.

 

[UKGrad93]

Buncha wussies here in Chucktown. Today's high will be 73, but will only be in the 60's this weekend. Folks at work bitching about it. When May 8 arrives and it's a blast furnace outside...they'll be wishing it was April again.

Haha. People up here will complain when it hits 80.

 

[Willy4UK]

Wtf. Hell no.

Hoss, we gotta see the bigger picture here.

The biggr picture, come'on Mash

 

[Mashburned]

F no. He's literally the worst thing on ESPN, has no soul, played for the devil, and ain't no kids know him because he ended his career before it even started!

I won't budge on that, and I won't have to worry because he ain't coming here. MJ just loves him.

 

[Willy4UK]

F no. He's literally the worst thing on ESPN, has no soul, played for the devil, and ain't no kids know him because he ended his career before it even started!

I won't budge on that, and I won't have to worry because he ain't coming here. MJ just loves him.

Kenny Smiff is the worst, imo

 

[d2atTech]

I wouldn't have had a problem with it before the kid. Dude's popular, knows the game, could coach the guards, has personality, and would likely be a pretty damn good recruiter.

Same goes for Jalen Rose. If Cal thinks they'd be able to bring players and help coach then I'm all for it. I didn't have a problem with Kenny Payne coming to UK in 2010 because he was already regarded as one of the top recruiting assistants in the nation. I knew he played at UL. I didn't care.

Assistant coaches are responsible for initiating the relationship with most recruits, Cal closes. If they can recruit and coach a little during practice, I don't give a shit who it is.

we still should hire pelphrey