D-League

[starchief5]

I had Stats and Logic in college and the only reason I passed was because of an extra credit assignment that accounted for 1 test score. The teacher went to each student and had them draw out a colored marble. There was only one or two blue marbles out of 30 or 40 white marbles. And each student would draw one marble after he shook it up. If you got the blue marble you got a free 100 on any test. Welp. I was 28 or so. No one had grabbed the blue marble. I reached in that MF'er and pulled it out.

Free 100. and passed the class because of it.

Do you still have that marble? Because I've heard it said several times that Willy has lost all his marbles.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Surprisingly, I have no problem with Jay Williams joining the Kentucky bench, if that joker lands us stud recruits and can coach a little bit.

 

[Willy4UK]

Do you still have that marble? Because I've heard it said several times that Willy has lost all his marbles.

No, but I told the teacher in front of the class when I pulled out that marble, that I had better luck pulling crabs off a dirty toilet seat before I could win anything meaningful in my life.

The teacher and class raised their eye brows on that statement.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Coincidentally, I was just thinking about the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what ???".

Chia Knight.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Don't even want to know what that would cost to have done in NJ.

Were they originally planted as a privacy screen?

$2K.

Yes.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Like I said earlier, I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Chris Knight... Chia? WTF , Siri?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Buncha wussies here in Chucktown. Today's high will be 73, but will only be in the 60's this weekend. Folks at work bitching about it. When May 8 arrives and it's a blast furnace outside...they'll be wishing it was April again.

True dat for AusTex.

 

[CUJO_1970]

But this is one of the best 2 minute reading you'll read to explain a lot of "why" when it comes to us doing what we do.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2...my-bad-habit-of-procrastinating/#22640b4123bf

It's insightful man.

Once I got past the "your brain evolved from a reptile" bullshit that was a really good article.

I'm going to condense it into the six main points and copy it down. Thanks for sharing it.

 

[Willy4UK]

Once I got past the "your brain evolved from a reptile" bullshit that was a really good article.

I'm going to condense it into the six main points and copy it down. Thanks for sharing it.

Yeah, I can understand what you mean by that. But glad you enjoyed the article. I use it sometimes when I talk to my clients as frame of reference

 

[AustinTXCat]

Y'all came up with some really good ideas last might about the old folks home. It would be kind of like animal house for olds.

Happy Friday.

We should carefully plan this animal house for olds.

We could start a non-profit org and raise $$ to realize our dreams! Who among us has fundraising experience? Who here, aside from me, has investing expertise?

The "D"! Yes!

 

[d2atTech]

Just drink straight moonshine and you don't have to worry too much about all that health stuff. Unless you die.

if you drink moonshine while masturbating, do you go blind in both eyes?

 

[CUJO_1970]

man you should read Maddox, it's much better than Joyce. Here is a sample (it's worth the read/laughs):

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hire_women

Man, you just lead me back down my Amazon Prime rabbit hole.

It will take me hours to climb out of there.

 

[Mashburned]

I could watch Barrett Jackson auctions all day and I don't really know dick about cars. I just think they look purty.

66 Mustang convertible up now. 29k sold.

 

[Willy4UK]

if you drink moonshine while masturbating, do you go blind in both eyes?

Yes.

 

[Mashburned]

69 Chevy Camaro z-11 custom convertible..

This ones a beaut. I'm gonna guess its worth a lot more than a mustang. Looks track ready.

 

[CUJO_1970]

I could watch Barrett Jackson auctions all day and I don't really know dick about cars. I just think they look purty.

66 Mustang convertible up now. 29k sold.

This is the absolute truth.

Would love to sit out in the audience wearing shades and drinking bourbon while bidding on whatever car pleases me.

 

[Mashburned]

Sold 22k. Shit, I was way off.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Just remembered why I don't drink. Gets too complicated.

That one foot in front of the other thing can be a bitch when consuming alcohol. I agree.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Yeah, I can understand what you mean by that. But glad you enjoyed the article. I use it sometimes when I talk to my clients as frame of reference

That's awesome man. I'm taking it that you are a psychiatrist/psychologist?

 

[Willy4UK]

That's awesome man. I'm taking it that you are a psychiatrist/psychologist?

No. LCSW. Can diagnose, but I can't prescribe meds. LCSWs are doing about 80% of all the psychotherapy now in America.

 

[funKYcat75]

if you drink moonshine while masturbating, do you go blind in both eyes?

Only if you use it as lube

 

[funKYcat75]

One of those days. Spent 90% of it just 'fixing' things instead of being productive.

 

[CUJO_1970]

No. LCSW. Can diagnose, but I can't prescribe meds. LCSWs are doing about 80% of all the psychotherapy now in America.

Very cool, Willy. Respect.

 

[stevo51]

can I jack off in said building? There a whacking room?

Give me a .338 Lapua in a custom Dakota Arms and I'll provide perimeter security, for the nursing home or any other damn thing else

 

[Willy4UK]

Very cool, Willy. Respect.

Thanks brother.

 

[stevo51]

This nursing home idea.....a virtual One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, I think
I'm excited about it
JS to do physical rehab, Mav for spiritual guidance, Don for nutrition, Willie for mental therapy for seniors, Cujo and I for security - who else could do what?

 

[Mashburned]

I'll roll J's. Tend to the garden, and whatnot. Go grab the donuts. Uhh, I can make a mean ice cream sundae. I think I got it all covered pretty much. Can't wait to die with you f'ers.

 

[AustinTXCat]

If I purchased the domain known as "dleaguers.com", might you gents (and ladies) use it?

I'll configure a base site. Y'all interested?

 

[Mashburned]

Nope. You publicly addressed your love for Jason Williams earlier, and I for one will not forget it.

And another thing about this peckerhead...did he just declare himself "Jay"? Was he not Jason Williams at Duke?

 

[Mashburned]

If I purchased the domain known as "dleaguers.com", might you gents (and ladies) use it?

I'll configure a base site. Y'all interested?

It got titties?

 

[Mashburned]

D sized titties, specifically.

 

[stevo51]

I'll roll J's. Tend to the garden, and whatnot. Go grab the donuts. Uhh, I can make a mean ice cream sundae. I think I got it all covered pretty much. Can't wait to die with you f'ers.

Who's handy and can fix crap? I can't even piss in a straight line, much less make things plumb and square.

 

[Mashburned]

Ain't never fixed crap. Figure Jason is the crap man.

 

[CUJO_1970]

I ****in hate Duke. I hope they all die.

Oh crap, what happened? Bolden pick them?

Or just in general you hate them?

 

[Mashburned]

He was. However, after his near-death experience when he broke both pelvi on his Harley, he had an epiphany and changed it to Jay.

Fn idiot loser.

 

[Desperado_1955]

Hoss, we gotta see the bigger picture here.

The biggr picture, come'on Mash

Off topic, but like the Cassanova Killer Avatar, man.

 

[Willy4UK]

Off topic, but like the Cassanova Killer Avatar, man.

Dreamy, huh?

 

[Willy4UK]

Coach K is their coach.
They get All-Americans to return to school instead of going to the draft.
UK has borderline guys enter the draft constantly (guys that shouldn't).
They're gonna get Bolden.
2016-17 was supposed to be UK's year, UK in the spotlight, etc.... Jefferson returns, Allen returns, they get Bolden. Now it's gonna be Duke.
Cal's "best recruiting class ever at UK" isn't even gonna be the best in the country. How ****ed up is that?

I just hate em. I really wish nothing good for em. I want em all to die.

Totally agree. Damn, do I hate them.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Ate lunch at Jersey Mike's - Triangle earlier today. Grabbed a medium #4, Mike's Way.

.

 

[GhostVol]

This nursing home idea.....a virtual One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, I think
I'm excited about it
JS to do physical rehab, Mav for spiritual guidance, Don for nutrition, Willie for mental therapy for seniors, Cujo and I for security - who else could do what?

You forgot Job #1. Strippers, hookers, and booze. I'll handle it.