Would it be cool if you all pitched in and bought the building and I just came by to knock off tail in one of the spare bedrooms and watch UK games?I'll bring this up at another time. But you know what the DLeague needs to do?
Buy out a building and turn it into our own nursing home. Buy out a building and turn it into 17 or 20 rooms that we all throw in equally. Get it set up to show UK games on big ass flat screens. Have a few rooms opens for some p*ssy. I"m telling I bet $50K a apiece could buy out a building.
We all know you work out, shoot ball, became a father recently and have a little dick.I don't wanna die with any of you bitches. I'm gonna live forever anyway. That's why I eat right and workout. Haven't you been paying attention?
How about the chum chum room?Nursing homes are about $7K a month. Buying a DLeague nursing home unit for $50K total and let us die is way to die.
I wanna name the it Splatz. And I want stripper poles
can I jack off in said building? There a whacking room?
How about the chum chum room?
that shit really got alcohol in it? I've never looked. No way it does.
so you're telling me you can buy cooking wine, which I do frequently, and someone under 18 can sell it, which they do at the check out counter? I gotta go look.
Man, my cooking wine contains no alcohol. Where the **** you buying your cooking wine?... the liquor store?
That would be an expensive drunk.Yep. Even some extract flavorings do too. No IDneeded
I'd say Willy gets his cooking wine from Boones Farm.
That would be an expensive drunk.
My late FIL used to tell stories like that about my wife as an infant. My daughter was premature, so her physical size meant that she had to eat more often. Before she came home from the hospital, she would have to be fed every 2-3 hrs. Tiny amounts. I could get 5 hrs of sleep a night when I stayed with her. Problem was, it was 1-1.5 hrs at a time.Consider yourself very lucky. My daughter was very colicky and it was nuts. You felt helpless and damn near insane after hours of crying.
The only thing that seemed to shut her up was this older diesel truck (Ford 7.3 Powerstroke) I had that rattled like crazy and was loud as hell. I spent many nights sleeping in that cab letting that truck idle just to calm her down and to let my wife (at the time) sleep. If you would turn it off, she would inevitably start right back up with the crying.
I had 2 boys after that and they slept great and it was much much better.
I have a bottle in my kitchen that I have placed as decor mixed with other stuff, and it's really a joke.The fact you know what Boone's Farm is, means you've drank it too
Couple of summers ago while visiting my brother. He had his gf's dad hanging out with him all week. Dude was about 80, couldn't hear shit. Korean War vet, but fun as hell. Easy going. He promised his wife he wouldn't drink too much beer. He somehow stumbled onto Boones Farm and insisted that it was the best thing EVER. He kept offering it to everybody. "It's good, ain't it?".The fact you know what Boone's Farm is, means you've drank it too
Couple of summers ago while visiting my brother. He had his gf's dad hanging out with him all week. Dude was about 80, couldn't hear shit. Korean War vet, but fun as hell. Easy going. He promised his wife he wouldn't drink too much beer. He somehow stumbled onto Boones Farm and insisted that it was the best thing EVER. He kept offering it to everybody. "It's good, ain't it?".
80 yo and just discovered it.
That's Dru Thornton from Paris, Ky. I knew him personally before he went to the other side. He was a Hell of a good pilot. He flew me to Elyria, Ohio one day in extreme IFR weather conditions (pea soup overcast.) I was impressed with his flying skill. Died of a broken neck near Knoxville, TN.
That's Dru Thornton from Paris, Ky. I knew him personally before he went to the other side. He was a Hell of a good pilot. He flew me to Elyria, Ohio one day in extreme IFR weather conditions (pea soup overcast.) I was impressed with his flying skill. Died of a broken neck near Knoxville, TN.
When he was killed, and I read his name imagine my surprise. He was at The Merrick Place Restaurant one time, and The Company tried to murder him there. He was wearing a bulletproof vest and escaped unscathed. He was stealing Cocaine from those guys when he was killed. He put his airplane on auto-pilot and crashed it in the mountains. He was probably going to murder someone and put them in the plane and fake his death.Yep. Bluegrass Conspiracy is one of my fave books. Surprised it isn't a movie.
Lol I was referring to chumlee from pawn stars and his chum chum room complete with stripper poles. Throw in willies crack shack and emporium, and we will all go out in a blaze of glory. Btw great picture of kentuckys greatest known mass murdering trucker. The police chase was priceless with him trying to get away in something that looked like a white geo metro lol.You plan on going fishing with it?
+1.
- I think walking is one of the best exercises. It works for nearly everyone, but not as many injuries as running. The older I get, the more my knees prefer biking. Swimming is good too.
Stay drunk, stoned and laid throughout our elderly years. Sounds like a plan.Set up the ultimate UK private nursing home. Let's say a building costs 1 million dollars. If 20 of us throw up $50K to live with each other as we get old, it could be cost effective. Plus, we are all going to a nursing home anyway, why not die together?
I'll bring this up at another time. But you know what the DLeague needs to do?
Buy out a building and turn it into our own nursing home. Buy out a building and turn it into 17 or 20 rooms that we all throw in equally. Get it set up to show UK games on big ass flat screens. Have a few rooms opens for some p*ssy. I"m telling I bet $50K a apiece could buy out a building.
+1.BTW, why did math curriculum change from the way I learned it 40 hrs ago? Seriously, that shit worked. Math from hundreds of years ago worked. Other than writing new text books, I don't see the benefit.
Dewey Oxburger?My doc said the reason I was heavy was because I swallowed a lot of aggression...along with a lot of pizzas, amirite?
Damn dude. I'll bet swimming from the US to Europe is a record.+1.
I swim as much as possible, usually during trips to Germany.
Did you know that Cujo is a trained assassin?