D-League

[55wildcat]

Sounds like our bb team is falling apart. What can we do to keep marcus from leaving

 

[wildcatdonf]

Need a rec for ball itching. I've tried Gold Bond cream and powder, and while they work at first, it doesn't last all day. I don't work at a place where I can routinely perform junk-maintenance, so I need something long lasting. TIA.

Cleveland Clinic. Pitino says they're the best for STDs.

 

[Mashburned]

ass strength? I've posted no less than a dozen times the kinds of dumps I'm capable of taking. You should know by now those things would just fall out if I sat down... especially if it's a Sunday or Monday while my body is trying to rid itself of the Saturday gluttonous festivities.

Jason it sounds like your butthole can whistle. Please see a doctor.

I gotta gloat. I tore meat las night like i was 18yrs old again. I bent, posed , positioned, and humped everyway i could for a good 30 including whisker ride. Yeah jus call me the 60 yr old puss assassin....

Lollllll man that's great.

 

[Willy4UK]

With or without walmart tag?

Without. Funky has to be stylish. he can get them at Hot Topix

 

[stevo51]

Know what frosts my ass????
Duncan Hines....used to use Betty Crocker but like the Hines Lemon Cream better
Plus the name is appropo

 

[55wildcat]

Funky is a "Belk" or "Macy" personality Willy, you may be on to something

 

[55wildcat]

Still plenty of time to back out. Do yourself a big favor.

Nobody warned us Mav. His ball n chain is already in place

 

[funKYcat75]

Pajama pants are still pants.Maybe a kilt would provide the proper amount of ventilation.

 

[Willy4UK]

Know what frosts my ass????
Duncan Hines....used to use Betty Crocker but like the Hines Lemon Cream better
Plus the name is appropo

Plus Betty Crocker has a tighter ass than Duncan Hines.

 

[d2atTech]

Aye laddie, sure-in they do.

(William Wallace approves this post, and then yells "FREEEEEDOOOOMMMMM" just before he dies.)

 

[stevo51]

Plus Betty Crocker has a tighter ass than Duncan Hines.

I was in the shower and got to thinking about that phrase. What was the origin? Did someone really leave their bare butt exposed to the cold long enough to get frostbite? Phrases like " does a fat dog fart?" Make perfect sense. Everyone knows fat dogs fart. Just spend some time with one. But "frosts my ass"?

 

[Captain Forehead]

I gotta gloat. I tore meat las night like i was 18yrs old again. I bent, posed , positioned, and humped everyway i could for a good 30 including whisker ride. Yeah jus call me the 60 yr old puss assassin....

 

[stevo51]

my farts do have a wide range of audible sounds from a tweetie bird's high pitched love song to a blubbering, rumbling, baritone grumble.

I have transitioned from a poot or a splat to a sustained machine gun/chain gun sound effect that's pretty cool and doesn't smell. My Silent But Deadly's are still killers, in the olfactory sense, thank God

 

[stevo51]

I'm completely serious -- as serious as dick cancer, as my man Willy would say -- about backing out, R2.

No. Shit.

Listen to Richie Havens sing "Freedom" at Woodstock D2
Wedding cake is the most effective method of birth control known to man.

 

[stevo51]

Something that just crossed my mind, while thinking about phrases, was the chant I would hear in the basic training area at Knox in the summer of '69.
" I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD"
"ESKIMO PUSSY'S MIGHTY COLD"

It pumped you up to hear a couple hundred guys in a training company sounding that out. Pretty sure Ermy used that in "Full Metal Jacket"

A friend I worked with was stationed in Greenland and said that wasn't true. It is warm

 

[-BBH-]

I have had the worst ingrown toenail this week. Killing me.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Still plenty of time to back out. Do yourself a big favor.

No shit.

Seeing that the Bachelor Party thrown in your honor, had nothing to do with your enjoyment- should've been another indicator to GTFO.

 

[stevo51]

Grayson Allen coming back to Duke.

Just give em the title.

That'll make 3 years where UK was absolutely loaded and Duke walks away with the title. 2010, 2015, 2017. That roster + Coach K... they ain't losing it unless a player gets hurt or Coach K dies.

I'm hoping he dies. The sooner the better.

Wonder how much they're paying him

 

[stevo51]

I have had the worst ingrown toenail this week. Killing me.

In serious need of a pedicure

 

[-BBH-]

Screw Duke, I am not conceding anything to those fags. Bring it on.

 

[stevo51]

BBH needs medical advice, Willie

 

[Willy4UK]

BBH needs medical advice, Willie

Best advice I can give him. Don't try stuffing that foot in that running shoe in the background

 

[funKYcat75]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, f*&K Grayson Allen.

We done beat his ass, and we'll do it again. #TeamNoWorries

 

[Kooky Kats]

I gotta gloat. I tore meat las night like i was 18yrs old again. I bent, posed , positioned, and humped everyway i could for a good 30 including whisker ride. Yeah jus call me the 60 yr old puss assassin....

Your poor dog.

 

[stevo51]

Best advice I can give him. Don't try stuffing that foot in that running shoe in the background

Looks like he got frostbitten, set up into gangrene. I've been posting weather reports from this neck of the woods. Too cold to be climbing now

 

[Willy4UK]

Looks like he got frostbitten, set up into gangrene. I've been posting weather reports from this neck of the woods. Too cold to be climbing now

Oh, so it's painless. Well, then by all means he needs to put that shoe on and run. And never ever stop. Run, run run.

 

[catfaninsc]

Afternoon ya bunch of natural selection experiments gone awry.

 

[Willy4UK]

Afternoon ya bunch of natural selection experiments gone awry.

 

[allabouttheUK]

I have had the worst ingrown toenail this week. Killing me.

 

[Mashburned]

Know what frosts my ass????
Duncan Hines....used to use Betty Crocker but like the Hines Lemon Cream better
Plus the name is appropo

I'll eat your frosted ass bro, no homo. I prefer buttercream.

 

[Mashburned]

I will be damned if Dolly didn't just steal another damn half loaf of bread while I was sitting here eating a dam sandwich WTF. She is crazy sneaky.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Know what frosts my ass????
Duncan Hines....used to use Betty Crocker but like the Hines Lemon Cream better
Plus the name is appropo

Saw this while hiking around Bowling Green, KY a few years ago.

 

[funKYcat75]

Morning leagures
Happy birthday Merle haggard 79 today

Nice jinx, dick ....

 

[Willy4UK]

Nice jinx, dick ....

hahaha

 

[Willy4UK]

I will be damned if Dolly didn't just steal another damn half loaf of bread while I was sitting here eating a dam sandwich WTF. She is crazy sneaky.

Should throw her some sammy meat to complete that Subway special.

 

[funKYcat75]

New pup of ours hasn't had any people food yet, except for something my dad dropped one day. I guess it's for the best, but I miss throwing stuff to her like I did with the others.

 

[Mashburned]

It's not even funny. She has taken 2.5 loaves of bread from me in the past 10 days.

Funk I forgot you had a new pup. What kind? How is it?

 

[funKYcat75]

Mini-dachshund. She's about 6 months old and it's springtime, so the back fence (3 males dogs) is about to get reaaaal interesting. Fastest damn dog I've ever seen. She's like 1/16th Chihuahua.

 

[d2atTech]

Grayson Allen coming back to Duke.

Just give em the title.

That'll make 3 years where UK was absolutely loaded and Duke walks away with the title. 2010, 2015, 2017. That roster + Coach K... they ain't losing it unless a player gets hurt or Coach K dies.

I'm hoping he dies. The sooner the better.

that's an idiotic move on his part. he would a drafted 1st round for sure this year

 

[Willy4UK]

Mini-dachshund. She's about 6 months old and it's springtime, so the back fence (3 males dogs) is about to get reaaaal interesting. Fastest damn dog I've ever seen. She's like 1/16th Chihuahua.

Are we talking Siva fast?