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My job: outside of normal, office cube shit... I get this issue thrown on my lap at 4:00 today.
One of my projects is converting the 100+ year old, 400,000sf marble New York Life building to luxury condos. On the 12th floor there's a clocktower terrace with 7' tall, 8000lb eagle statues placed atop posts. 10 total.
So, I get an email with a picture attached showing a crack monitor...
2 of these eagles are failing and may tumble onto the sidewalk below (150').
So, tomorrow I am going on site to formulate a strategy to stabilize the movement. I have to hurry.
Not much pressure.
Do you build some kind of frame around those? Bunch of scaffolding? Completely out of my league. Maybe you should just get a crane and take them down.
Minimum wage. I think even the military will want a GED.
Call me crazy but if UK and MSU met up, I'd be giving Matthews a lot of minutes just to guard Valentine. He has the quickness and length to contain him. Of course you would be giving up a little scoring.
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Dude, that's awesome stuff. Good luck!My job: outside of normal, office cube shit... I get this issue thrown on my lap at 4:00 today.
One of my projects is converting the 100+ year old, 400,000sf marble New York Life building to luxury condos. On the 12th floor there's a clocktower terrace with 7' tall, 8000lb eagle statues placed atop posts. 10 total.
So, I get an email with a picture attached showing a crack monitor...
2 of these eagles are failing and may tumble onto the sidewalk below (150').
So, tomorrow I am going on site to formulate a strategy to stabilize the movement. I have to hurry.
Not much pressure.
and your reply was???? Prostitution, manufacturing and selling meth...sounds like a couple winners for the winners.
I gave them your number.
You came back!
They could do yard work. There are like 6,000 yards in Funky's large village.
I hope Vandy loses and the school replaces them with the first mens competitive interpretive dance squad.
Yes.... Plus cables, plus steel dunnage. Once secure install a scaffold & rig local winch to lift marble eagle sculpture, set it down onto girded deck to dissipate point load. Disassemble the the marble post, fix failing delaminated steel beneath... Reassemble marble post. Reinstall eagle.
We knew these were in poor condition, but they deteriorated quickly.
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! IS BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! Just in time for the run to #9.
Welcome home, blu.
They could find restaurant work today.
Yep...Kooky knows his ish.
A little disappointed that you didn't work the Boscoe Effect into the mix somehow though. (I know it's not Boscoe…but I can't remember the name of the dude that fixed your water line problem at your crib…and Boscoe is close…I think).
That's the Frank BOCCHINO effect and the frozen water main of 2015.
Better than Omar the rogue plumber who blew a space heater onto our paverlock stairs to disintegration...
Ron Baker still on this team? Jesus.
Fück Vandy.
Better than Omar the rogue plumber who blew a space heater onto our paverlock stairs to disintegration...
Ron Baker still on this team? Jesus.
Fück Vandy.
Has anyone heard from Bert lately? Is he okay?
Ah yes. The Bocchino Effect.
You have to admit though that Boscoe was pretty effin close.
You have to admit though that Boscoe was pretty effin close.
Tied at half... Vandy loses by at least 8 points.
Stallings in golf mode.
Stallings in golf mode.
That's some cool stuff KK. I'm always amazed that someone figured out how to do stuff like that.
Hi guys/gals. Just a quick Hello.
Hope all is well with you/kiddos/families. Have not been on here forever, but excited about the tournament and cheering from Lake St Louis, Mo. (was kind of hoping that we would get put here in 1st round) but that ok too.
Will try to catch up, cannot believe this thread is still going? I think the last page I was on was around the 500 page?
Be good... and hope we do well in our games!!! How amazing is Ulis? I love him.
Hope all is well with you/kiddos/families. Have not been on here forever, but excited about the tournament and cheering from Lake St Louis, Mo. (was kind of hoping that we would get put here in 1st round) but that ok too.
Will try to catch up, cannot believe this thread is still going? I think the last page I was on was around the 500 page?
Be good... and hope we do well in our games!!! How amazing is Ulis? I love him.
Welcome back, Blu. Wonderful seeing you again.Hi guys/gals. Just a quick Hello.
Hope all is well with you/kiddos/families. Have not been on here forever, but excited about the tournament and cheering from Lake St Louis, Mo. (was kind of hoping that we would get put here in 1st round) but that ok too.
Will try to catch up, cannot believe this thread is still going? I think the last page I was on was around the 500 page?
Be good... and hope we do well in our games!!! How amazing is Ulis? I love him.
The D-League has slowed a little of late. At one time, we led Gyero by over 6,000 in post count, but they are closing.
Agreed, Ulis is truly amazing.
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Great call.
I don't do prostitution, I do "escorting", and I'm not from Indiana so meth manufacturing is not in my area of expertise. Now if they want in the prescription drug business...have them give me a call.
I always wondered what might happen if that neighborhood got all pissed off and Militia'd up. I'm just on the outskirts of it, so my little barrio would be one of the first to fall.
Also, you wouldn't believe how many lawn care 'businesses' originate from over here.
Awwwww, he thinks trailer parks have yards. No, son. That was just some astroturf your dad put down in the driveway before he left 'to pick up a pack of cigs'.
I always dreamed of owning a home where I tore up all the grass in the yard for the entire lot, and replaced it with cement that I painted green.
I'm upset that Speers picked MSU. There. I said it.
I'm most scared of UNC. Not enough to pick them.
Kaizer who's winning your bracket?
I'm most scared of UNC. Not enough to pick them.
Kaizer who's winning your bracket?
South Florida grass is the best. Doesn't grow and feels like walking on needles, when you're not stepping on a lizard.
No, you've got it all wrong. My "dad" as you call him was fired from his job for stealing money, then turned to drugs and alcohol and became an abusive asshole. Then my "mother" left him and he lived on the streets in Lex for a year or two.
The dude in the trailer park was my step-dad, and I know that grass was real because I had to mow it.
Bless his heart. To this day, all the neighbors wonder why he plugs in the vacuum and stands out in the middle of the backyard ...
You must be retarded....see people age and grow up, and people with drive and ambition make it a gold to be better than how they grew up. See what I described was over 30 years ago. Do you understand? I would be happy to make you a common core special ed diagram for you if you don't.
Speaking of mowing. Mowed for the first time this year yesterday. I was hoping to hold off, but the old retired bastard next to me mowed so I had no choice. Oddly enough it felt good to mow again.
Good stuff, Vanderbilt.
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