Crap, i'm old.
And you ain't never been this old before.
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And you ain't never been this old before.
I STG I'm not making this shit up. Today is just one of those days. I just had a dude swear by "iridology," which is a pseudo-science/alternative medicine branch of quackology that says you can diagnose bodily disease states by studying the crypts and ridges and other landmarks of the iris.
Usually I'm able to politely nod to these people and not comment, but I have less than zero tolerance today and it's tough to hold back my acid tongue, but I'm tryin' Ringo, I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
F#$king morons.
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Killing me today man
You gotta have a pretty big iris to support landmarks so I'm calling that a #myth.
Rand used to be my eye doctor. My wife and I were in all his commercials when he ran for the senate six years ago. He and Kelly are fantastic people. Plus he is a sports nut.
Iridology is definite bull shit, Phrenology is where they are making great strides. The other chick should have used Kosher salt, because it's kosher.
It's legal again.
There's a history in the 30s. Thought it was Wlliam Randolph Hurst, due to owning paper co. But could be stoner lore
Phrenologically speaking, I would say that guys turns out to be a maniacal killer.
This guy on the other hand will be extremely intelligent to the point he can control energy and matter, however, he will still be very afraid of physical confrontation.
This guy on the other hand will be extremely intelligent to the point he can control energy and matter, however, he will still be very afraid of physical confrontation.
Looks like Alfred E Neumann, except she's got a bigger cock.Was absentmindedly looking around on some political websites and found this pic. Yikes.
Would not.
I think Saturday broke South Carolina. Playing like garbage against Mizzou.
Good take Kooky. I kne that face looked familiar.
Total agreement. This photo is, what, over 50 years old? Yikes Yikes Yikes.Was absentmindedly looking around on some political websites and found this pic. Yikes.
Would not.
I'd make her eat my ass.
Good take Kooky. I kne that face looked familiar.
WTF! Oh Shizz!!! There is blood on my head!!
I'll be glad when Saturday is over and done with. Voting for Carson just because he's the only candidate that HASN'T robo-called me. His caller was a nice, actual HUMAN lady.
I held off taking a carp to see the end of NCIS New Orleans and just at the crucial last five minutes the damn TV goes blank. I held my shit in to be craped on! BS on that!
A warm relatively warm 36 here in the City. Supposed to be in the 60s Friday and Saturday. Gotta find my sunscreen. Turn the AC on. Spring is peeping . Come on baby. Morning to all. Out. FCC.
Good morning, FCC. Glad y'all are warming up back in KY.
Currently 54°F in ATX. We might have another 80°F+ day in Austin on the way.
We've also been bombarded by robo-calls lately. Thank heavens for caller-id.
Hey ATC, my dear friend. 80? Really? You're going to beat in temp Willy. Hope all is well. FCC.
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Hey ATC, I've been getting calls from all over America wanting to lower my interest rate on my credit card. I sometimes wait "for the next available" person and mess with them. They hang up one me every time. I called the sheriff and the lady said they get them too but there is nothing a person can do. FCC.
Thanks, FCC. All is good in ATX. It's been really warm around here lately. We're running a 3-inch rainfall deficit so far this year. Hoping for some rain next Sunday-Monday.
In other news, Longhorns Men BB beat Huggy-Bear's WV Mountaineers last night at home. Good stuff.
I've heard whistles are good for those types of calls. Some folks use their voicemail to screen local, landline calls. Annoying, indeed. We get 'em too.
Had to edit. I meant your going to have a higher temperature than Willy in Orlando. FCC.
Don't guess Willy is stirring yet. FCC.
Neither is catfan. Hasn't got his containment vessel in hand yet. He's getting so old he probably needs to set his cup on the counter and use a straw. FCC.
Local news. Our meteorologist got busted yesterday. Her and her husband were growing more than five pot plants and had a bunch of guns which upped the charges. Pretty girl and did a good job as a weather girl. Kinda sad. Hell, if they were in Colorado it would be OK. We've got to get this legalization thing uniform in the states. So, in Kentucky her career is ruined. FCC.
We may. Some winter days here in central Texas are 5-to-10°F warmer than Orlando.
Wow, that stinks. Totally agree about legalization. Wish it were legalized around the USA.
Wow on the rain. Seems like y'all had an abundance not too long ago.
Wv beatdown, couldn't have happened to a nicer person. FCC.
Sometimes it's just that way. But let's be honest Jedwar, I bet you have given a big healthy morning steam of doo doo cake. So maybe that's why you feel empty.
That sucks. What a shame.
- Found my old Kangol 504 at the bottom of a box. Wearing that mofo today.
- Hoping for a calm day at work.
- German Shorthair won BIS last night @Westinster. Meh. I'm gonna go next year.
- Pulled a nasty shot of espresso this morning. Gotta dial my grinder in. Gross.
- Smoking a shoulder on Saturday.
- The above bullet points are akin to Jed's..."I got nothing."
- Sorry for wasting your time.
Smoking a shoulder on Saturday? Damn, I bet that thing is delicious.
Yessirreebobaroooski. Meat from my butcher on order for tomorrow. Rub inject all day Friday. Goes on egg @ 4:30 Sat morning, on a luscious bed of hickory and peach wood coals @225°.
Using some of the Michelbob's rub, son!!!!
HOW IN THE SAMFUDGE IS THERE THIS MUCH TRAFFIC @7:20am?!?!? I hate NY.
Gotta get back to Louisville.
Gotta get back to Louisville.
