Pope: I can get the kid to drop the NBA draft and pay us a visit. It’ll take a few weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill (Kentucky fan): A few weeks? That don’t do me no good.
Pope: Next school up, though, is BYU, and there's always Fop Poplar.
Ulysses Everett McGill (Kentucky fan): Hold on, I don’t want this other kid. I want Dapper Robinson.
Pope: I can't quite guarantee Dapper Robinson, I can only recommend Fop Poplar.
Ulysses Everett McGill(Kentucky fan): Well, I don’t want Fop Poplar, g*****n it! I’m a Dapper Robinson man!
Pope: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public NIL market. Now if you want Dapper Robinson, I can work on it for you, have him here on a visit in a few weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill (Kentucky fan): Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. A few weeks from everywhere!