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God I love Kristen Pflum
I have masturbated to every single one of her videos. I found her relatively late in her news career, but I began as soon as I watched the first clip. Within the next 3-4 weeks, I noticed that I have came to all recent LEX18 clips with her in them. I then set a goal for myself to do all of them. I'm not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to complete the task, maybe a month or so. And again, not all of these were "relatively" sexy. However, I always found something about her that just begged for it... of course her brapper, her strong feminine features, her bitties, and her face. But to be honest, it's not even these common features themselves that set me off - but rather her metaphysical bredability.
Keep in mind, Kristen has over 400 videos that i know of. That means I've came to the idea of breeding with her over 400 times. At this point, I believe I've formed a cosmic connection with Kristen Pflum in which mulitiverses are formed from pure thought. In each multiverse, I've bred her another child. And in one multiverse in particular, we've started an army. Kristen is hooked up to a machine that keeps her legs spread and there are various tubes jammed in all over her, like one in her mouth that force feeds her and one that is an extension of her digestive system, and a couple connected to her breasts that continuously milk her, and various machines keep her washed and shaved. I simply walk up to her once per day, sometimes twice, and activate the machine by saying "For LEX18, I'm Kristen Pflum" and the mechanics bring her to me and the whole thing vibrates until I orgasm. Then when she becomes pregnant, the machines manipulate her onto an "accelerator" of sorts, which removes the fetus and places it within an artificial womb to grow. In this way, the beauty and youth of Kristen's body is preserved. Also, she is released from the apparatus once per day to do the nightly news.
I have masturbated to every single one of her videos. I found her relatively late in her news career, but I began as soon as I watched the first clip. Within the next 3-4 weeks, I noticed that I have came to all recent LEX18 clips with her in them. I then set a goal for myself to do all of them. I'm not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to complete the task, maybe a month or so. And again, not all of these were "relatively" sexy. However, I always found something about her that just begged for it... of course her brapper, her strong feminine features, her bitties, and her face. But to be honest, it's not even these common features themselves that set me off - but rather her metaphysical bredability.
Keep in mind, Kristen has over 400 videos that i know of. That means I've came to the idea of breeding with her over 400 times. At this point, I believe I've formed a cosmic connection with Kristen Pflum in which mulitiverses are formed from pure thought. In each multiverse, I've bred her another child. And in one multiverse in particular, we've started an army. Kristen is hooked up to a machine that keeps her legs spread and there are various tubes jammed in all over her, like one in her mouth that force feeds her and one that is an extension of her digestive system, and a couple connected to her breasts that continuously milk her, and various machines keep her washed and shaved. I simply walk up to her once per day, sometimes twice, and activate the machine by saying "For LEX18, I'm Kristen Pflum" and the mechanics bring her to me and the whole thing vibrates until I orgasm. Then when she becomes pregnant, the machines manipulate her onto an "accelerator" of sorts, which removes the fetus and places it within an artificial womb to grow. In this way, the beauty and youth of Kristen's body is preserved. Also, she is released from the apparatus once per day to do the nightly news.
Just came in to post that. She just coming back to be mom?
Ahem, I think you mean MILF.
Some advice... lower your standards, raise your stats.
Advice I wish I had taken.
You're welcome.
Advice I wish I had taken.
You're welcome.
That's a much better way to put the same advice I got from an old man I was working with right before I went into the military.
He said, "Son you're going to be going to a place with a ton of guys and not as many women. The best advice I can give you is go ugly early."
Best advice I ever got.
Mods, please ban. This is a WLEX thread only. Keep the WDKY talk in its own thread.
that’s a joke
That’s just a myth. Prove me wrong.Well I'll just keep all the Phlum in a bikini pics to myself.
She’s leaving a Chicago gig to come to Lex?!?
“Hey..I’m leaving my gig at KTLA to host mornings in Paducah...no regrets.”
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Phil got that old dude selfie down. Gotta tilt that head back.There’s a little bit of Phil McArdle in all of us.
I’d like to feed her about 30 gallons of blue bell to maximize her potential, and ass.
Only the hot ones and the ugly ones
I would too, just wouldn't tell anyone and would stay off my moped for at least a week.
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