Cyclists are such gafs. I'd like to run for politics where I don't run on any issue other than trying to imprison cyclists and making it legal to arrest them the moment they put on their little spandex costume.
I'd mandate minimum $2M for bicycle insurance for adults on bikes who want to ride on the public roads.
"How do you feel about the economy, sir? What policies would you implement?"
First, we gotta get these cyslists off the road and in the jails where they belong.
"You're on a hot mic saying you're okay if someone flattened them like a Looney Toons skit."
Look, I grew up in a middle-class family.