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Gettysburg Address

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Kamala Harris actually stopped in Gettysburg earlier in the week and took a stab at revising Lincoln's address:

"Four Score and seven years ago, our mothers, transgendered fathers, and gay sisters and brothers, brought forth upon this continent, after stealing it from the indigenous people and murdering them with Small Pox and then importing millions of enslaved people, a new nation, conceived in hatred and dedicated to Racism, Bigotry, White Privilege, Economic Inequality, a lack of diversity, equity and inclusion, to forcing women to have inconvenient babies and in general all the facets of a diseased white male mind."

I hear if elected, she'll weave it into the inaugural address.
 
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Doesnt even sound like Trump: AI?

Side note: if you see an American flag, you know immediately what party is on camera.
 
Doesnt even sound like Trump: AI?

Side note: if you see an American flag, you know immediately what party is on camera.

This shit is like selling tires with a cross on them and calling them Christian tires.

Regardless of your political affiliation, we should call bullshit bullshit.

Vote for me.
 
Kamala Harris actually stopped in Gettysburg earlier in the week and took a stab at revising Lincoln's address:

"Four Score and seven years ago, our mothers, transgendered fathers, and gay sisters and brothers, brought forth upon this continent, after stealing it from the indigenous people and murdering them with Small Pox and then importing millions of enslaved people, a new nation, conceived in hatred and dedicated to Racism, Bigotry, White Privilege, Economic Inequality, a lack of diversity, equity and inclusion, forcing women to have inconvenient babies and in general all the facets of a diseased white male mind."

I hear if elected, she'll weave it into the inaugural address.
Did she really say this or is this more fake news? Need a link.
 
If you took both candidate brains and added them together, and threw in 1 brain, you’d have 1 brain, LOL.

Unbelievable these are the choices. But I look at their supporters and think, you get what you deserve.

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I looked up this speech. It is real.

I much preferred Trumps speech about the Revolutionary war. My favorite was the part where he praised them because they rammed the ramparts and took over the airports. That was awesome. Shows his dedication to military service and history.

Biden still is passed out asleep on an 4 year nap, which is actually the best version of him. Much worse after he has “woke” up

Then we throw in Harris who was doing really really well..until she spoke. Then everryone saw why she got <1% in the Dem primary. She turned the Me too movement into policy.

Trump dumb idea “no taxes on tips!!”
Harris response “me too”
Who can pander the hardest?!?!?!?

Hoping the next election will be better…but expecting it to be DuhSantis vs Chuck the F&$k Schumer.

Then I may wish it was Trump V Harris again.

Surely America we can find 1 only semi-retarded, semi non-corrupt person to run our country.
 
Aside from its reverent rhetoric and clarity, the chief virtue of the Gettysburg Address that's usually praised is its brevity. 271 words and ten sentences. In contrast, Trump routinely breaks 80 minutes. But often only 2 or 3 actual sentences.

Seth Myers only half in jest suggested that Trump should be given the office of campaigner-in-chief and just have him go around to stir up his faithful. Swingin' and swayin' to the Ave Maria. Trump really lives for applause and venting in public.
 
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