Back when I played PeeWee football at Southland Park, we used to have "halftime games" It's self-evident what they were. All of the crappy players, like me, got to play a scrimmage game while the starters (CatiIL, for instance) rested/got chewed out by the coach.
I started at QB for two "halftime" games. I went 2 for 8 (my receivers sucked) and ran a naked reverse in for a TD. Then my coach, Greg Taylor got the bright idea to put me in second half at MIDDLE LINEBACKER. Where I had NO BUSINESS BEING!!!! Allen Douglas ran a FB dive, trucked me, and all I could do was grab his facemask which resulted in fracturing my hand. As Allen was crossing the goal line, I looked down, and my left pinky and ring fingers were pointed straight down, and were actually touching the ulnar side of my wrist. My Dad threw up when I ran to the sideline and he saw it. LOL