Have one under my pillow fully loaded.Colt M1911 .45 ACP
A fine choice.
If you want to pick one up, you're going to pay a lot of money. But it will... let's put it this way, you won't be worrying about how fast the police get there.
With respect to Bob Barker... Next idiot house intruder, Come one down! You are the next contestant on, Make stupid decisions, Win stupid prizes.