So, Republicans did opposition research on JD Vance. Let's call it that Jell-o Dossier. Anyway, apparently someone in the RNC who had the Jell-o Dossier on his computer was sent an email with a link in it. What has every tech savvy person in the universe told you about emails with links? They're hacking attempts. Forward them to the authorities or delete them. But above all: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
As you all know and as Fate would have it, that person clicked the link. And so the world has the Jell-o Dossier.
Personally, unless there are literal bodies in his basement, nothing in Vance's Jello-Dossier is going to top what we know of him from his own words. Multiple names. Multiple religions. Multiple sexualities. Multiple takes on Cheeto Mussolini. And he invented a grandmother who burned her husband with gasoline. (Not to mention his fascination with couches.)