So says the Chihuahua trying to drive a stick shift.
Now for a point of agreement I suspect. I went to buy my Christmas Carol tickets this year from Actor's Theater in Louisville... like I have done many times over the last 45 years.
To my surprise there is no production this year. In it's place is the play...
"Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins".
"In this playful adaptation of a children's book, the Jewish folk hero and trickster Hershel of Ostropol confronts the Hanukkah-hating goblins who keep blowing out the candles of every menorah in town. Can he outsmart these wicked creatures who haunt the old synagogue and restore the celebration of the Festival of Lights?"
You've got to be F'ing kidding me. Got no problem with the play... But do have a problem destroying a long-standing family tradition and yearly Christmas play being dropped completely after decades.
First time in my life I've muttered about going woke and going broke. 🤣