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My anus is totally toasted.
Just texted my daughter, whose "boyfriend" is father of my granddaughter and a huge Vols fan:
"Kentucky just beat Florida in Gainesville. You were born in Kentucky. By shit, don't you ever forget it".
Go Cats!
So …
1. I prefer to not ridicule the opposing vaunted QB when we beat him. Give props to the defense that stopped the player whom most experts agree is a damn fine player.
2. Similar to number 1, saying “fLoRiDa SuCkS” undermines the legitimacy of a great game by us.
3. I don’t know if we really have anything for Georgia, but you can bet they’re game-planning harder for us than for any opponent not named Alabama.
4. We may not end up in Atlanta in December, but we’re 2-0 and a lot of good teams are not. Thinking we’ll be ranked about 13 tomorrow. Keep ‘em hungry.
5. Thinking about copping a Youngstown State ticket next Saturday. These boys deserve a full house. Get rowdy during the rout.
Soak it in, Gents.
1. I prefer to not ridicule the opposing vaunted QB when we beat him. Give props to the defense that stopped the player whom most experts agree is a damn fine player.
2. Similar to number 1, saying “fLoRiDa SuCkS” undermines the legitimacy of a great game by us.
3. I don’t know if we really have anything for Georgia, but you can bet they’re game-planning harder for us than for any opponent not named Alabama.
4. We may not end up in Atlanta in December, but we’re 2-0 and a lot of good teams are not. Thinking we’ll be ranked about 13 tomorrow. Keep ‘em hungry.
5. Thinking about copping a Youngstown State ticket next Saturday. These boys deserve a full house. Get rowdy during the rout.
Soak it in, Gents.
FOUR points from my f#%king auto-drafted starting QB? Hell, I wish that damned computer HAD picked accused-not-proven lothario Deshaun Watson instead of Puss Prescott. Oh and wittle Dak-dak is gonna be out 6-8 WEEKS for a broken finger? FMR, I played, nay I EXCELLED at men’s senior slowly pitched softball with a broken finger two years ago, so I have zero sympathy and zero f#%ks to give.
Welp, the Eunuchs followed up their breakout, miraculous 2021/2022 title run with a slightly-less-than-stellar thirt-f#%king-teen combined points from their starting backfield. Can y’all say “regression-to-the-mean”?
Kenny Stabler played his entire Hall of Fame career fueled by only Jack Daniels and Marlboros, with no opposable thumbs and missing a left shin bone yet he never spent a day on the DL, so f#%k Dak Suckcock.
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*Note: As seen in the above pic, in 1972 Stabler had his right big toe grafted onto his left hand to help hold the ball better, thus improving his pass completion percentage because that's what f#%king winners do -- they lop off body parts to elevate their games.
*Note: As seen in the above pic, in 1972 Stabler had his right big toe grafted onto his left hand to help hold the ball better, thus improving his pass completion percentage because that's what f#%king winners do -- they lop off body parts to elevate their games.
Ronnie Lott bit off his pinky which was hanging on by a thread.
It's just something real football players do.
Looks like a season of mediocrity is ahead for me. Which compared to last season is an improvement. Guess I should be happy about that? But hey, a championship contending team isn't built over a 45 minute online draft night. Am I right fellas? But the season is young and have plenty of time to improve and make a run.
Me patiently waiting for tomorrow so that I can slash and/or burn my roster...
Anybody else's Catpaw got the itis? I've gotten at least three -502 Bad Gateway errors this morning.
Mercury-in-retrograde is for realz.
Mercury-in-retrograde is for realz.
I got conned into joining a fantastic football league at work. Fifteen teams, I was #13 in draft position. All the good players were already gone. Ended up with Dak as my QB. I should’ve known better. I need to compare that roster with Mav’s so I know who to drop.
It was fun to watch the football Cats beat the gators Sat night. Although the bad snaps brought back memories of the Cats of yore.
It was fun to watch the football Cats beat the gators Sat night. Although the bad snaps brought back memories of the Cats of yore.
I get messages about no user with that profile or something another.
Yeah my Fantastical Foosball team got curb stomped this week. Life is like that sometimes. Reflect. Rectify. Respond.
But other times...sometimes even simultaneously...life is good...
Mav, stop effing around. It’s time to unleash the 15-0 tittays!!!
But other times...sometimes even simultaneously...life is good...
Mav, stop effing around. It’s time to unleash the 15-0 tittays!!!
I hope this leads to wonderful posts with pictures of barely dressed ladies with huge knockers. Or average sized knockers. Really, any sized knockers cause I am not prejudice toward the smaller knockers.
I likes em all
I won my first fantasy football game.
Went to KFC today and got the usual original recipe breast and wing meal with Mountain Dew to drink and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a pic of the notorious Jessie "THIS HERE IS MAGA COUNTRY, BITCH" Sommelier on the cup -- is pimping for the Colonel a condition of his prison furlough?
Hey Funk, got a 'shop idea -- Put a Yoohoo carton...
In the back of the Queen's hearse...
As always, TIA.
In the back of the Queen's hearse...
As always, TIA.
So many things could go in the back of that greenhouse. You could generate an entire parade of those with different characters in the back, but the Yoohoo carton is next level genius.Hey Funk, got a 'shop idea -- Put a Yoohoo carton...
In the back of the Queen's hearse...
As always, TIA.
That’s how she got there in the first place.Put a couple these bad boys in that hearse
I’ll see what I can whip up.
Funky...if you really want to go all out...I mean I’m talking master level sensei genius all out...then shop these dudes carrying the Queen’s hearse...with the Yoo-hoo carton in the back of it...
Rather than flowers atop the YooHoo Box, this is a bit more appropriate. Like Hell, you can’t take it with you.
I’m sitting in a CE lecture and I’m f#£¥ing bored to tears. Decent talent here though, for an eye nerd meeting that is.
What is the true efficacy of CE for an accomplished eye doc at this point in your career anyway? You’ve already mastered the important stuff...lens/retina/optic nerve, the 6 basic eye exam tests, always demand cash upfront...I mean what else do you really need to know???
