N.O.B.

[Kaizer Sosay]

The NOB collectively claims to be Cats fans. You all claim that UK is a now a football school and that you support that 100%...Stoops Troops & whatnot & so forth. But not a single one of you fair weather jackals drafted a former Cat onto their fantastical foosball team.

There is but one True Blue Cats fan in the NOB that can make that claim...the mighty Mean Machine.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Tom
Allen
Cooper
Mark
Ja'Marr




Fits right in!

Sounds like the TriLam.House

 

[Kooky Kats]

The NOB collectively claims to be Cats fans. You all claim that UK is a now a football school and that you support that 100%...Stoops Troops & whatnot & so forth. But not a single one of you fair weather jackals drafted a former Cat onto their fantastical foosball team.

There is but one True Blue Cats fan in the NOB that can make that claim...the mighty Mean Machine.

He has sucked this preseason. That and it takes 2 years for most WRs to succeed. I ll pick up Wannie in week 12 when you drop him

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

The NOB collectively claims to be Cats fans. You all claim that UK is a now a football school and that you support that 100%...Stoops Troops & whatnot & so forth. But not a single one of you fair weather jackals drafted a former Cat onto their fantastical foosball team.

There is but one True Blue Cats fan in the NOB that can make that claim...the mighty Mean Machine.

I can't be lumped into this because I was not invited to play the fantastical foosball of distinguished gentlemen.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I got some non honks, too. They’re named…

Leonard
David
Chris
Josh

Go figure.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I ll pick up Wannie in week 12 when you drop him

There is iron in kooky’s words of prognostication.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

We never addressed who touched mav inappropriately.

 

[_Mav_]

⬅️ just now realized you can set your auto-draft to pick whoever you want IF they’re available — I always assumed the ESPN app thingy didn’t allow for any input.

 

[_Mav_]

No prob though cause

floor, field, whatever.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Don't know if any of you have been to the Red Rocks amphitheatre outside Denver before but it's a great experience. Wife and I are currently celebrating our wedding anniversary and had a blast at The Black Crowes show. Best outdoor venue I've ever been to. Definitely want to return in the future.

Also,, the local herbal selection is quite nice too. 😉 Oh and don't let me forget about the local craft beer selection as well. Very nice.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

@ Capt’n...happy anniversary!

I was in Denver on a business/golfing trip back in ‘96 or ‘97 or ‘98 (the ‘90’s are a blur to me) and one of the local dudes was dating this chick that worked at a Denver radio station who gave us all free tickets to the Rage Against the Machine show at Red Rocks.

Great venue (if not the best ever) & Rage put on an outstanding show. Good times.

 

[_Mav_]

Rage Against The Machine now Shill For The Machine, amirite fellas?

 

[Captain Forehead]

Thanks Kaiz. Will be doing some sight seeing the rest of the day before returning home. Have a couple of weeks of hard work ahead of us before we go to Louder than Life.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Thanks Kaiz. Will be doing some sight seeing the rest of the day before returning home. Have a couple of weeks of hard work ahead of us before we go to Louder than Life.

Still blows my mind that they have an outdoor concert every year at the site of the old Executive East hotel. Just seems like an odd venue to me. But hey...whatever works.

 

[_Mav_]

This is hilarious...

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

This is hilarious...

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As a football Cats fan for 40-something years...I know exactly how they feel.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Headlining marque matchup in week 9 that’s guaranteed to be a ball busting nail biter...

EC Fighting Eunuchs vs. PC Underbites

 

[_Mav_]

Headlining marque matchup in week 9 that’s guaranteed to be a ball busting nail biter...

EC Fighting Eunuchs vs. PC Underbites

Kinda hard to bust a eunuch's balls, just sayin'.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Wake up jackals!!!

In case you didn’t get the memo...UK is officially a mother effin’ football school and tomorrow is opening effin’ day and not a single post on Friday??? None??? WTF???

Get your minds right mofos or you can GTF-right-on out!!!

 

[Kooky Kats]

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

1. I was invited to a fantasy football league. Not as cool as yalls fantastical Foosball league of distinguished gentlemen. But I can pretend.


2. Are we really a football school? Also being on baby watch really puts a damper on drinking multiple beers all day today and tailgating. Sacrifice amrita?

3. How much we win by today? I hate how I have to stream the game tonight. Oh well. At least I can!

 

[funKYcat75]

Cats by a cool 24 tonight.

Did UK Athletics choose this picture because it kinda looks like the birds getting it on in the new logo?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Scissoring too

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Nothing unusual about that pic. It’s just one of the many ways they are gleefully expressing UK’s commitment to supporting the 2LGBTQRSTUV+++ community.

If you have a problem with two male athletes aerobatically scissoring at midfield for a photo op then you are just a homophobic, fascist, climate denying redneck MAGA Trumpster.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I want to see pain and suffering today.

How in the world did Bo Nix transfer to Oregon? He’s awful.

 

[Kooky Kats]

How we streaming this game?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Oregon has jumped the shark

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

How we streaming this game?

Apparently UK isn’t quite there yet. Football schools don’t stream football games.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Mavvvvvvvvv!!!!!!! It’s football time in the bluegrass! Do you know what time that is exactly?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I’m not watching the game but judging by the halftime score it looks like it’s a streaming pile of shite.

 

[funKYcat75]

I’m not watching the game but judging by the halftime score it looks like it’s a streaming pile of shite.

Nice reverse jinx.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I’m not watching the game but judging by the halftime score it looks like it’s a streaming pile of shite.

Check out the UL score. LOL!

 

[_Mav_]

Y'all ready for a good old-fashioned FFL ass whuppin'?

 

[gobigbluebell]

What a football weekend. Cats vs Gators. Bengals vs Steelers. BlueBells vs Capt'n.

 

[AustinTXCat]

* N.O.B. Public Service Announcement *

Read and Heed: Patrick Mahomes warns us FFL owners.

“I think there’s going to be a different player every single game that has the big game,” Mahomes said Wednesday. “It’s not going to necessarily be just Tyreek and Travis every single week, where one is having a big game, or both.

“It’s going to be every single week, it’s going to be someone different.”

KC Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes offers warning to anyone playing fantasy football

Mahomes had some words of advice for those playing fantasy football this fall.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[gobigbluebell]

Well no crap Pat. Tyreek is not even on your team this year. He might not know the season starts this Sunday.

Glad I drafted the greatest QB of all time, Tom Brady.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Honkey Brady

 

[funKYcat75]

The first time Tom gets hit hard, I wouldn't be surprised if he walks off the field and into real retirement.

 

[Captain Forehead]

What a football weekend. Cats vs Gators. Bengals vs Steelers. BlueBells vs Capt'n.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Biggest bust of all time in the history of the NFL would be Honkey Brady losing Giselle just to get one more season in. Sounds like he just unretired without discussing it with her first. Odd move for a seasoned vet w/ a hot wife.