Here we go, Mash. Blue Bell Chocolate Peanut Butter Overload. Chunky. Rich. Good stuff.
I want that.
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I want that.
TFW when your 2022 slowly-pitched softball season is resurrected by a call from a rival team that wants to sign you as a free agent...
TFW you realize your collection of stirrups no longer matches your new team colors...
TFW you come to your senses and realize you're nothing but a materialistic whore to consumerism and therefore actually like buying new shit...
I think my slowly pitched softball season is due to start in July.
All this time I envisioned mav as a a man of dedication, character & loyalty when it comes to hitting & chasing slowly pitched softballs. Turns out he’s just a cheap whore.
Oh I'm a whore...but I'm high-dollar.
Gotta say, when they called it also felt kinda like Rocky when he met Duke in Apollo's gym, "Gonna be good playin' with you, sure had enough playin' against you."
Hey Mav, these scleral lenses are effing dope.
- 20/30 vision.
- Nighttime driving is fun again (and not dangerous)
- Golf is back on my radar
- Can see popped pool mom nipples from a block away.
Dude that's freaking great. I am so happy for you. I'd bet they're prolly more comfortable too.
It's little things like this that make life worth living 😁
Man that's a great question. I'm gonna go to the cage today at lunch and take some swings and try to throw a few. Kinda nervous tbph.
If this winds up being a Kirk Gibson-esque type situation then I want video footage of your HR trot.
I stopped at Ye Ol’ Flying J at the Waddy/Peytona Beach exit today. As I was fueling up the ride, I surveyed the grounds and thought to myself...this is a beaver-less wasteland compared to what it could have/should have been.
But the gas was cheap (relatively speaking) so my mind wondered off towards bigger & better things...like the amazing set of hooters at pump #9.
But the gas was cheap (relatively speaking) so my mind wondered off towards bigger & better things...like the amazing set of hooters at pump #9.
You were in my neck of the woods.
1. The flying j is underrated for hooters.
2. It has a Dennys attached to it. One could argue it's better than Buc-ee’s.
3. There's quality soccer mom hooters at the Simpsonville exit. Aka the outlet mall exit.
I think that Simpsonville exit is home to the world famous Purnell Sausage factory.
I don’t go to Dennys or Perkins anymore. The last ones that I was in smelled like old people BO.
Took the Simpsonville exit once. It must’ve been end of shift for a local factory or something. Parking lot/gas pumps were all jammed up. I needed to pee & car needed gas. I prefer my local Costco. Indoor parking and the gas station part is very organized. Traffic goes one way. The pumps have long hoses, so either side of the island works.
Been kinda busy slingin’ cancer drugs and whatnot.
Yeah. They setup the Costco in some huge warehouse. You drive into a covered parking lot. It’s really spacious. Big aisle ways between rows of cars. If you back into the spot (like I recommend), you can load your vehicle without being in the lane where people are driving.
A Costco that you drive into? What other secrets you keeping in Iowa? I feel like this is a pretty big deal.
Yeah, 93’s futuristic Drive-thru Costco might be a pretty big deal and whatnot...but I bet there’s still a bunch of abandoned shopping carts aimlessly strewn about that fancy “indoor” parking lot with several mostly empty cart corrals in the near vicinity.
Much cool stuff out where UKGrad93 resides.
- Draft beer taps at some gas stations
- Gas stations also sell hard liquor, as in vodka, gin, bourbon, etc.
- Bottled Icelandic spring water.
Wow, and I thought Buc-ee’s was cool.
Well I'll be damned.
That’s the future.
So, just to be clear - my hillbilly ass ain’t never drove into an industrial sized grocery store - can you or can you not drive down aisles?
Sounds to me like Drive-In Costco and 592 gas-pump-with-an-acre-of-jerky Buckees' need to combine forces to make a huge retail Death Star or something.
Nah. Why bother? Some wide-eyed plucky little underdog dreamer (with his latent-homo pederast space pirate boyfriend as his wingman) would prolly just blow it up out of spite.
And yeah, I'm implying that Han Solo diddled Luke -- and by "diddled," I mean...
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And yeah, I know that's Yoda not Han, but I was talking about destroying the DS in the original post, not Jedi training on Dagobah.
The clown was on a fiery rampage in the political thread all day long whilst mav was binge post raping the NOB to close out the day.
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