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- Thread starter Mashburned
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Bad day for dudes named Richard Donner.
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Considering FFL draft for Sunday, August 29. Labor Day is September 6. First regular season game is September 9.
What says ye, Gents?
What says ye, Gents?
I say good luck, losers. Team Blue Bell is ready to bring the pain.
That’s odd. We’re smack dab in the middle of baseball season & we haven’t seen kooky post a baseball emoji in months. What gives?
Yes. The Yankees stink this year, but they’re mine.
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New neighbor activity at that one house I just love. There is a new model Subaru in the driveway. I would love this new neighbor to be a prototypical Subaru driver. I don’t feel like talking to em today though. Probably never, and I hope I hardly ever notice them.
They also have one those storage container thingys you fill up and then the truck delivers to your new home...All the other neighbors arrived like the gd Clampits.
So, Lesbians?
That would be my assumption. I have a lesbian couple next door. They’re great neighbors.
Saw a thin, short gray haired lady who could def be a lesbo. What a relief this could be.
Just remember. All lesbians are just straight chicks what ain’t met the right feller yet.
The two hot lesbians next door sunbathe together. I’m the jealous type. No fellers allowed including myself (cept as an observer). Don’t want no dudes interrupting this party.
One day after getting the J&J Covid vaccine-it’s an all day headache and joint pain. Maybe lesbovoyeurism will help
Back to the front page before @Kaizer Sosay complains.
Few things in this life are as nerve wracking as teaching your kid to drive. My wife did it exactly once. Both her & my daughter walked back in the door saying they were never doing it again with each other. I have much more patience and am way more laid back & calm. Keeping them calm is key...because if you aren’t calm there’s no way they will be. You can’t panic and yell when they mess up...because they will panic and get flustered and their already nervous state of mind will increase exponentially off the charts.
My daughter has gotten much, much better. But lord have mercy the first few times are insanely “nerve wracking”. And each progression is just as much so as you move from your driveway to the neighborhood to parking lots to main streets to highways, etc...
Begrudgingly, I am going to steal one of my least favorite Cal quotes...
“It’s a process.”
My daughter has gotten much, much better. But lord have mercy the first few times are insanely “nerve wracking”. And each progression is just as much so as you move from your driveway to the neighborhood to parking lots to main streets to highways, etc...
Begrudgingly, I am going to steal one of my least favorite Cal quotes...
“It’s a process.”
Wife and I split the job with our oldest. I have a 100% chance of being 100% in charge of the middle kid’s learning.
The very first time I took him somewhere to drive, he put his left foot on the brake. It was indeed a process.
The very first time I took him somewhere to drive, he put his left foot on the brake. It was indeed a process.
Me, in passenger seat...Hand firmly gripped on e-brake.
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It’s the first day of the first grade,
And she found a new best friend.
It’s a laid back Sunday afternoon,
You wish would never end.
The homemade taste of Blue Bell,
And good friends gathered round.
The good ol’ days are being made right now.
And she found a new best friend.
It’s a laid back Sunday afternoon,
You wish would never end.
The homemade taste of Blue Bell,
And good friends gathered round.
The good ol’ days are being made right now.
It’s the last day of the first grade,
And she lost her only friend.
The sharp pain in her abdomen,
Just never seemed to end.
The homemade way that Blue Bell,
Flips off the FDA.
Listeria, is killing folks today.
And she lost her only friend.
The sharp pain in her abdomen,
Just never seemed to end.
The homemade way that Blue Bell,
Flips off the FDA.
Listeria, is killing folks today.
It’s the last day of the first grade,
Diarrhea shooting, toxic blend,
Laid out on a gurney, filthy hospital room,
Your hole cleft wide -poor rear end,
The homemade intestinal bomb of Blue Bell
Reminds of Timothy McVeigh
Corpses created by unpasteurized cream from cow.
Diarrhea shooting, toxic blend,
Laid out on a gurney, filthy hospital room,
Your hole cleft wide -poor rear end,
The homemade intestinal bomb of Blue Bell
Reminds of Timothy McVeigh
Corpses created by unpasteurized cream from cow.
Okay, Mash. Pics from my recent visits to Royse City Buc'ee's.
July 3: Breakfast tacos on display.
July 14: Lunch/Dinner sausage sandwiches.
No 128 oz cokes at this location, but 64 oz cups definitely available. You guys and gals are in for a treat.
July 3: Breakfast tacos on display.
July 14: Lunch/Dinner sausage sandwiches.
No 128 oz cokes at this location, but 64 oz cups definitely available. You guys and gals are in for a treat.
@CatGotMyTongue You wanna go hunt this escaped murdering kid down? You bring a torch and I’ll get the pitchfork.
Copters filling the sky yesterday. Supposedly seen at Chik Fil A in Hamburg this morning. If he was smart, he’d get the further hell out of dodge.
