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Need to transition the B-Rad Calipizzle twitter account to something else since he’s gone.

Need some suggestions.

A few ideas.
A) A Murc Stuups-esque take on John Calipari
B) Brennan Canada swag account
C) Joel Justus fake account giving stats and analytics on everything
Mad Reid Travis
D) Mitch’s Top Button
E) Vince Marrow Sharpei
F) Kash Daniel Girlfriend
G) Larry Vaught’s X-ray Vision
H) All of the above

I vote for (H).
 
I share my culinary triumphs regularly....

Welp, as a matter of full disclosure, yesterday I hosted a dinner with a complete and comprehensive failure.

Prime brisket smoked for 18 hours was as dry as Joanne Pitino’s twat. Although her twat probably tasted better. Smoked Mac n cheese with bacon Panko topping was flavorless and dryer than Joanne too.

Collard greens were dope.

Azure blue sky, half hour before party - rogue black cloud emerges in west, dumps and inch and a half of rain all over my deck cushions, food setup outside- from there, everything went downhill. I didn’t have the energy to get drunk either.

Terrible.
Don't beat yourself up, Kook. Remember: Babe Ruth had 1300+ strikeouts.
 
Here ya go, Mash. Blue Bell Raspberry Fudge Brownie. Purchased at Kroger in Middlesboro. Interesting flavor combo, but also somewhat of an acquired taste. Fudge is just the right size. Nice summer flavor. Enjoy.

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Dropped a piece of raw spinach (which I like) into a pan the other day and it cooked for a few seconds. Tried to eat said partially cooked spinach leaf and I may never eat again. How can something that is so good for you and doesn’t taste awful, actually kind of pleasant, when it’s raw become what cooked spinach becomes? It must have been designed by God to warn Adam and Eve. In fact, I bet the tree of knowledge wasn’t full of apples or pomegranates or quinces, but instead it was just a cluster (I don’t know the collective noun) of spinach leaves. She grabbed a handful and ate it and it was good and God smote them with the desire to cook it as punishment. Disgusting.
 
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I alternate between GV chopped spinach and GV Brussels Sprouts and they both suck. Microwave the bag for 6 minutes to make sure you get your minimum daily leakage of hydrocarbons into your cruciferous veggies, mix a scoop of ON double rich chocolate protein powder in a bottle of water, chug both without tasting, and then sit in an ice bath for 20 minutes and you too can be on your way to wellness and vitality.
 
-Don't worry, Mav. Funky has several idle months left to figure out how to eat spinach appropriately. I have faith in him.

-Appreciated Kooky's honest assessment of his cooking prowess from the past weekend. Rare display of self-abasement and vulnerability in the Paddock, though if your cooking sucks this weekend you should probably just DIAF

-Kaizer, those doughnut concoctions look absolutely disgusting. Holy shit.

-Friend of mine who is a huge Hornets fan (which seems as bad as being a Reds fan) texted apoplectically about Washington sitting out his first summer league game with same foot injury from this past season. He's been through a lot with that franchise.

-Lake tomorrow for the 4th. Looking for stripers in the morning then grabbing the girls for some cruising. Have a good one, guys.
 
Randimz:

1) my cooking was distracted by getting wasted at my nieces’ graduation party down the street. Got cocky. Never get cocky with a big meat. Wrapped too soon, waited too long to slice.

2) to start my 4-day weekend, I dare you to google ‘Lincoln Tunnel Accident’. I have no way home tonight.

3) Big Kook on his last week of work at one of NYC’s best architecture firms. In two weeks, I’ll be in full-blown, triage and build mode for my old firm... if I grow it, it’ll be a glorious move... if not, I’ll be slinging eggs in Waddy sooner than some think.

4) Pooping.

5) COBRA insurance payment for August: $3125. Thanks Obama.

6) getting drunk tonight.

7) :baseball:
 
Prayers for 93 and his little girl.

Devastating.
this is heartbreaking. as a dad and just a human being I have no words.
Just caught up on that thread. Truly heartbreaking. Praying for a miracle for Sarah.

93, don't hesitate to reach out via PM. Not that I have any magic words for you but if you just want to vent I'm here.
More prayers for Sarah, 93 and family.
This x 1000.

And more prayers.
 
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