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We are who we are. But we are listed as the top seed in the sec east 7 games in who controls their own destiny to get to the college football playoff. A defense that ranks 2nd in the country in scoring and one of the best running attacks in all of football. And we are Kentucky. Pretty absurd. Still expect the Kentucky to Kentucky it up until it does or doesn't happen. But Damn.
 
I’m not saying that Gunnar is the next Dan Marino, but if he’s Mike Hartline- I’d take that in a heartbeat.

Terry is so afraid to turn the ball over that he’s got the yips.

Benny is wearing down as the season goes. He looked slow against a shit Vandy defense. Anything to slow the 0-coverage, 8-man boxes against us would help. Terry is so bad, the defenses daring us to throw.
 
Funky, your team sucks.
Resting my starters.Prepping for the playoffs. Got a few guys banged up and don't want to lose them for the postseason. We went out there and played hard and came up short but I'm proud of their effort. This loss is on me and the staff for not putting guys in good situations. We'll regroup and come out firing next week. Have a great day.

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I’m not saying that Gunnar is the next Dan Marino, but if he’s Mike Hartline- I’d take that in a heartbeat.

Terry is so afraid to turn the ball over that he’s got the yips.

Benny is wearing down as the season goes. He looked slow against a shit Vandy defense. Anything to slow the 0-coverage, 8-man boxes against us would help. Terry is so bad, the defenses daring us to throw.

Amen, brother. Preach!!!
 
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Resting my starters.Prepping for the playoffs. Got a few guys banged up and don't want to lose them for the postseason. We went out there and played hard and came up short but I'm proud of their effort. This loss is on me and the staff for not putting guys in good situations. We'll regroup and come out firing next week. Have a great day.

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Pls give him a cigarette
 
I think Gunnar can dink and dunk to move the ball. You don't need a 40 yd pass, just a 5-7 yd pass, then have the option to pass or run. I'm good with not using Gunnar last Sat against Vandy due to the wind, but there are situations where he could be useful.

A tie game in fantastic football seems almost improbable.
 
I'll give you a real-life example that happened just this past Saturday on my way home from Georgia. While cruising along at my customary 80-85 mph, I happened upon a slowly moving car in the left lane while a semi loomed slightly ahead in the right lane.

Of course I was forced to rapidly switch lanes, passing him on the right then quickly darting back into the left to avoid rear-ending the semi. It was a close call. I'm talking REAL close-like. Like super-duper close. I mean the dude had to slam on his brakes and you could still barely pass a piece of tissue paper between his front bumper and my rear. He flipped me off (much to my delight) as I merrily resumed speeding on my way.

Here's my point: Because of his insensitivity, he nearly (and needlessly) caused a multi-car crash which would have undoubtedly resulted in several deaths. However, had I been able to legally purge this boil from the right ass cheek of humanity, there would have been no risk and no loss of life (yes, I am NOT counting the boil's purge as a loss of life because, clearly, he is not even a human f#&king being.

Please. It's time.
 
I'll give you a real-life example that happened just this past Saturday on my way home from Georgia. While cruising along at my customary 80-85 mph, I happened upon a slowly moving car in the left lane while a semi loomed slightly ahead in the right lane.

Of course I was forced to rapidly switch lanes, passing him on the right then quickly darting back into the left to avoid rear-ending the semi. It was a close call. I'm talking REAL close-like. Like super-duper close. I mean the dude had to slam on his brakes and you could still barely pass a piece of tissue paper between his front bumper and my rear. He flipped me off (much to my delight) as I merrily resumed speeding on my way.

Here's my point: Because of his insensitivity, he nearly (and needlessly) caused a multi-car crash which would have undoubtedly resulted in several deaths. However, had I been able to legally purge this boil from the right ass cheek of humanity, there would have been no risk and no loss of life (yes, I am NOT counting the boil's purge as a loss of life because, clearly, he is not even a human f#&king being.

Please. It's time.
:americanflag: A vote for Mav is a vote for Humanity!:americanflag:
 
40-0. I think So.

A purge would be cool. I have so much ammo just sitting around that needs a reason...just a reason. I say. Very pro-Mav on this one.


And Matt Jones just needs to go away. His shtick is worn out. He is a bleeding heart self absorbed nothing honestly. I came from Some old boards like our old buddy rec league all star nob halloffamer that used to see matty get owned time and time again as a plagiarist laugh stock that somehow made a living off the bjw dumb dumbs. Now he is just intollerable. Anyway. Have run with your fantasy foosballs guys.

Buddy of mine plays in football pools every week at work. He was on a losing streak so he gave me the lists to pick this last weeks winners. Proud to say I win him the work pool. You guys are so lucky I'm lazy is all I'm saying. He repaid me by buying me lunch at one of my new favorite hot spots for grease inducing heart attack food joints. Geargetown cafe on Georgetown street in the ghhhheeeettttoo. It was freaking amazing food man. Can't beat a joint like that. They give you so much food they can't barely close the Damn lid on the box. For like 7 bucks. Got a Cajun sea bass pita with more spicy fries than you can stomach. ****ing on point.
 
Geargetown cafe on Georgetown street in the ghhhheeeettttoo. It was freaking amazing food man. Can't beat a joint like that. They give you so much food they can't barely close the Damn lid on the box. For like 7 bucks. Got a Cajun sea bass pita with more spicy fries than you can stomach. ****ing on point.
Been meaning to check that out, but it gets dark (the sky) real early now.
 
Never eaten at G-Town Cafe but it sounds like my kind of joint. I travel a bit for work and I always eat at local joints instead of fast food, other chains, etc...whenever possible. It's also a great convo piece for when dealing with customers. Because everyone loves to hype their local dives.

Gonna have to give the ghetto cafe a shot next time I'm in the vicinity.
 
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I’m have a project where it’s a non-profit client whose reps are openly gay (NTTAWWT). They reviewed the proposed office layout plans we submitted and commented on the bathrooms.

Their comments were from another planet.

“We want all separate, individual gender-neutral toilet rooms.”

I said, Ok, but Code prescribes 6 toilets 4 lavs for each sex.

“Why?”

I dunno. It IS.

“We don’t want to give up that much space”

I know, that’s why we have to gang them together for efficiency of space and plumbing risers...so, what we show, with the men’s room you’re allowed to use urinals for...

“SSStop! No goddamn urinals. We will not have them.”

Ok.

So we gave them a congaline of 12 individual toilet rooms, essentially killing 1/5 of their required program... idiots with tax-payer dollars.
 
Sooooo

How in the world was Funky allowed to trade Kenny garbage ass Stills for David Johnson????

Collusion! Shenanigans!

LEK isn't even playing! But he traded one of his best players for one of funky's worst? Ban him!
 
You can't sniff drugs off the top of a urinal, and sit down on it while you give a bj, Kook.

Or this is what I've heard.

But what I'm really concerned about is the fact that illegal trades are being conducted in our FF league that I'm about to win. My team is really starting to come along and I'm about to give Kook hsi first loss. Meanwhile, we got Funky hacking the system because I just beat his ass and now he's scared, resorting to bush-league tactics.

Toilet Rooms????
 
I’m have a project where it’s a non-profit client whose reps are openly gay (NTTAWWT). They reviewed the proposed office layout plans we submitted and commented on the bathrooms.

Their comments were from another planet.

“We want all separate, individual gender-neutral toilet rooms.”

I said, Ok, but Code prescribes 6 toilets 4 lavs for each sex.

“Why?”

I dunno. It IS.

“We don’t want to give up that much space”

I know, that’s why we have to gang them together for efficiency of space and plumbing risers...so, what we show, with the men’s room you’re allowed to use urinals for...

“SSStop! No goddamn urinals. We will not have them.”

Ok.

So we gave them a congaline of 12 individual toilet rooms, essentially killing 1/5 of their required program... idiots with tax-payer dollars.
Did you show them pics of the toilet room that you designed in your house?
 
Sooooo

How in the world was Funky allowed to trade Kenny garbage ass Stills for David Johnson????

Collusion! Shenanigans!

LEK isn't even playing! But he traded one of his best players for one of funky's worst? Ban him!
LEK is playing and he has won a game. He wanted a decent WR to go along with his team and hopefully make a run for a .500 season.
 
Did that trade go thru? There is a place to veto the trade in the espn app/site. Where's the league manager on this?

Ohhhhhh....Ok, i see the vote now. I just saw the trade had been accepted on the homescreen thingy, but it doesn't process till the 30th.

So I guess if there are vetoes it wont' go through.

I vetoed that crap twice. You will not win this Funk.
 
Ohhhhhh....Ok, i see the vote now. I just saw the trade had been accepted on the homescreen thingy, but it doesn't process till the 30th.

So I guess if there are vetoes it wont' go through.

I vetoed that crap twice. You will not win this Funk.
On what grounds? Don't be that dude.
 
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