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Shouldn't funky be bringing more content? Dude hasn't worked in a couple of months. Lazy asshole.
-First par 4 eagle today (1 ace about 11 years ago) but it wasn't pretty. Terrible drive, seemingly pedestrian 5 iron that hit all the right spots to go in. Tripled the next. Lots of brews and a good group.
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Blue Bell Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough. Crazy good. Smother with Hershey's. Thank me later.
Blue Bell Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough. Crazy good. Smother with Hershey's. Thank me later.
Holy cow man, you ain’t lying. That was actually the first batch I picked up when Blue Bell returned. Blew my mind. Another genius creation from the world’s best ice cream maker.
I bet the Hershey’s made it even better.
I bet the Hershey’s made it even better.
yea, 93 first day on the new job...
Toots, hold all my calls and email me a high res photo of those fun bags, STAT.
Toots, hold all my calls and email me a high res photo of those fun bags, STAT.
I was asked to submit references today. No pics of anyone real, cause I don't want to be unemployed.
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Oh waaahhh waaaahhhh get to work asshole. Your long days of idle jerking off are over until your week long break that I'm assuming is scheduled for less than a month from now.
Jeffries out. Think Cal has clearly gone all in on Whitney on the wing with presumably Allen next. Seems to have prioritized McDaniels as the class's combo forward. Doesn't seem like good news for Wiseman, however.
I give up.
Y’all know I’m a car nut. I have a pristine vehicle that I baby with foam cannon and a WookieFist shearling mit every weekend.
Driving home - 8:45. Top down, Silversun Pickups jammin Make Believe... dusk. Whizzing around 40mph - northbound on Piermont Rd.
A goddamn, motherfuggin 8 foot deer darts left to right and jumps into and bounces out of my car. He nearly decapitated me with a hoof.
I have no idea how much damage I have to my car, I don’t have the heart to look.
I hope that bastard is dying a slow, painful death.
Suck my hog.
Y’all know I’m a car nut. I have a pristine vehicle that I baby with foam cannon and a WookieFist shearling mit every weekend.
Driving home - 8:45. Top down, Silversun Pickups jammin Make Believe... dusk. Whizzing around 40mph - northbound on Piermont Rd.
A goddamn, motherfuggin 8 foot deer darts left to right and jumps into and bounces out of my car. He nearly decapitated me with a hoof.
I have no idea how much damage I have to my car, I don’t have the heart to look.
I hope that bastard is dying a slow, painful death.
Suck my hog.
Holy sheet! The deer actually landed in and then jumped back out of your moving vehicle at 40mph? That's a new one for me, man.
Forget about the vehicle...you're lucky to have survived that ordeal. Death by deer is no way to go out.
Also, the possibility of a random deer jumping inside (which I have never even heard of before today) or hitting the exterior body of your vehicle is reason #27 why you should just occasionally run your vehicle through a car wash.
Anniversary weekend for me and the wifey. she works in the ticket industry so we get perks quite a bit. which is really nice.
so 2 tickets to a concert floor seats at the Yum, free. riverside balcony suite at the Galt House, 1/3 the normal price. kind of humble bragging, but whatevs. cool weekend and didn't hardly cost squat.
^Kooky, i would have shit my pants if that happened to me. damn.
so 2 tickets to a concert floor seats at the Yum, free. riverside balcony suite at the Galt House, 1/3 the normal price. kind of humble bragging, but whatevs. cool weekend and didn't hardly cost squat.
^Kooky, i would have shit my pants if that happened to me. damn.
My wife had a goose fly thru the open windows on her car a few months back. We need Mav to bring his AR15 with bump stock to take care of this wildlife.
I think I just have random deer hair everywhere in the back, plus this clump and scratch near antenna.
I think I can buff this out. I pray.
Saw 3 more families of deer this morning on way in. Eff you cute bastards.
He hurdled me, missed... landed in back seat area and rolled off back. I have a cramp in my calf still from jamming brakes.
You need to go FULL Jersey on that deer and his family. No one lives.
For the taxes I pay: the local, bored & overpaid cops should have target practice.
Glad kook didn't get hurt by the deer. Bastards are a major annoyance where I live. Have a brother who has never been hunting. But he's killed like six of them with his truck. First one was an accident. Then he just started aiming for them. Crazy bastard.
Also. Love getting paid to drop a deuce while at work. Totally underrated.
Also. Love getting paid to drop a deuce while at work. Totally underrated.
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@Kooky Kats It could have been worse. If Vincent Vega had been riding shotgun when that deer hopped in the back seat then you would have some major interior detail work ahead of you.
On the bright side...deer have tiny little brains so brain detail wouldn't have been too bad.
On the bright side...deer have tiny little brains so brain detail wouldn't have been too bad.
Almost got tboned by some crazy old lady in a chrylser. Lucky bitch would have killed herself if she smashed into my 5.4L Japanese Muscle Truck. Luckily I have great peripheral vision from years of covertly scoping out big titties and saw her coming just in time.
And da Mets were obliterated by the Nationals 25-4 last night for the worst defeat in franchise history.
I read that DJ de-committed. I never liked that kid or his fat mama Rosanne.
His Daddy got upset after he told us his son was was backing out of his commitment to pursue Memphis?
Clown ass.
Clown ass.
If the DJ de-committed then who is going to run the show for BBM???
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