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Bottom line: we need to bring back these unis...
Curved “KENTUCKY”
Power K
Fake belt on ball-hugger shorts
Curved “KENTUCKY”
Power K
Fake belt on ball-hugger shorts
<> I concur...those unis suck.
<> But they still don't suck as bad as these...
<> Or as bad as picking an interwebz name like funkyhomo.
<> But they still don't suck as bad as these...
<> Or as bad as picking an interwebz name like funkyhomo.
Bottom line: we need to bring back these unis...
Curved “KENTUCKY”
Power K
Fake belt on ball-hugger shorts
How are his nuts still tucked in that garment?!? Definitely tailored for small-junked honkies. Wenyen’s shit be dangling out of those like a tripod.
NO(Funky)HOMO
Fatties on the outside, best looking gals of the bunch on the arm. Good move.
I wonder how many kids #2 has had? She’s holding together ok, but has some confusing areas.
One is his stepmom. The other just beached itself, I guess.
We are in a nanny search right now that seems like a contrived torture/trap game by my wife. Mercy. Willy model talent or greater. Wish he was free to comment.
Maybe she’s looking for a live-in 3-way partner. Tread lightly bringing it up
So last night I made the greatest hey-that's-that-famous-yet-somewhat-obscure-actor-in-two-different-movies-connection in world history. I'm playing on my phone and For Your Eyes Only is on TV and I hear this distinct voice and I'm like "that's gotta be the dude who played the scientist in 1980's Flash Gordon." A little Googling here, a little IMDB-ing there, and....YEP, it's the same dude -- AND he was a Golden Globe winning actor in Fiddler On The Roof. Dude's name is Topol.
FLASH!!! Ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! He saved everyone of us!!!
Chaim Topol is the dude on the right saying "Humanity."
Nice work, mav.
Also, just wanted to point out that Dale was a freak...Ming knows it...we all know it. Let your freak flag fly, Dale...
Chaim Topol is the dude on the right saying "Humanity."
Nice work, mav.
Also, just wanted to point out that Dale was a freak...Ming knows it...we all know it. Let your freak flag fly, Dale...
You corpses even alive?
Update: today's nanny was turbo hot. Convinced of a trap at this point.
We briefly did a search before and all the gals (genetically speaking, I guess..woof) were long in the tooth and long in the waistline. Things changed so we didn't need to go the nanny route at that time but wondering if my comment of "can you find some non-decrepits?" posed a challenge. It's a comically ridiculous juxtaposition. I'm horny as hell. Holy shit.
Update: today's nanny was turbo hot. Convinced of a trap at this point.
We briefly did a search before and all the gals (genetically speaking, I guess..woof) were long in the tooth and long in the waistline. Things changed so we didn't need to go the nanny route at that time but wondering if my comment of "can you find some non-decrepits?" posed a challenge. It's a comically ridiculous juxtaposition. I'm horny as hell. Holy shit.
Pretty sure that’s the plot of 12% of porn movies. If you are asked to drive her home one night, it’s on.
We'll see. Wife's explosive diarrhea tonight is a deterrent, at least to me. Need to check with the nannies on their preference. I can sit back and watch until the shit starts spraying, then I'm outsies.
Nah, that only works in the movies. The key in real life is to set up the nanny cam so you can catch her and your wife doing lesbo stuff. Then you confront them and join in.
Or you catch her on the nanny cam having sex with her boyfriend while you and your wife are gone. You and the wife then confront the nanny after the fact and she says she will do anything to keep her job. And then you say "anything?" And then she says anything. Then...it's on. That's how it works in real life.
Nah man. Try to keep up...
You and the wife are out to dinner while the nanny has sex with her boyfriend at your crib. The boyfriend is long gone by the time you get home. You and the wife go to bed and then check the nanny cam the next day. Then you confront the nanny...and then it's on.
Damn, man. Ain't you ever seen a por...I mean...that's how it works in the real world.
She was freaky in Flesh Gordon.FLASH!!! Ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! He saved everyone of us!!!
Chaim Topol is the dude on the right saying "Humanity."
Nice work, mav.
Also, just wanted to point out that Dale was a freak...Ming knows it...we all know it. Let your freak flag fly, Dale...
Back from the Bluegrass.
Drank beer
Water skied
Drank bourbon, whiskey and black cherry moonshine (Mav & Funky wouldve approved)
Went 4-wheeling
Jumped off a cliff into the lake
Bunch of good redneck fun
Drank beer
Water skied
Drank bourbon, whiskey and black cherry moonshine (Mav & Funky wouldve approved)
Went 4-wheeling
Jumped off a cliff into the lake
Bunch of good redneck fun
Hell, yes! Glad y'all had a good time.
When is the interview? We believe you may require more preparation. We stand ready to assist.
It was available, but I had many other homemade deserts to choose from.
Helicopter: Check
Ray-Bans: Check.
Shorts: Check.
Sandals: Check.
What are we missing?
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