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Dude, when I first read your post, I thought you were asking if I would drive or fly to the interview (which is at my current workplace)
About 6 hour drive?
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.KY is closer to 8-9 hrs. My daughter is bringing a friend, then she and her friend will stay the week with my mom. We flew in once to Louisville. Still had to rent a car and drive 3 hrs. No time savings.
Dude, when I first read your post, I thought you were asking if I would drive or fly to the interview (which is at my current workplace)
KY is closer to 8-9 hrs. My daughter is bringing a friend, then she and her friend will stay the week with my mom. We flew in once to Louisville. Still had to rent a car and drive 3 hrs. No time savings.
Gotcha. Safe travels back to KY. Again, good luck with the interview at work.
It’s national hotdog day and no post in GYERO from @UKraziest ? This whole board is going down the crapper.
Naps are great.
That’s all I got
Naps are great.
That’s all I got
showing up in a helicopter to your job interview would be the baddest ass thing ever. even if it is at the same place you currently work at. roll in like a boss. no way you wouldn't get the job
No doubt. And you can pinpoint the origination of that downward spiral to one single, solitary event.
Congrats to Barney Fife. Job well done.
So did you get the job?
You bet your ass I did! Chopper really impressed.
Oh, cool. So will your raise + bonus make up for the cost of that whole spectacle within the next 3-4 years?
I mean....yes? No, I don't know. Shit.
Gonna fast rope in, while wearing my best suit & carrying a briefcase.
You know the only person I know who could eff up a helicopter, Mark f***ing Stoops, that's who. He showed up to see Damien Harris at his high school home game in a freaking helicopter and still got denied. thanks Mitch.
briefcases are underrated imo. see a guy with one, is it drugs, is he balling with a big set of balls to just carry around shit loads of dope? is it money, is it both? hell, might just be his lunch and he don't even have a job. just wants to look bad ass. brief cases can do that
Cal showed up in a helicopter to recruit Adreian Payne who later went on to rape a chick or several so I'm rethinking showing up to work in my chopper tomorrow. Oh well...off to scream at my family for the duration of the evening.
Damien Harris played 30 minutes from Lexington and Stoops flew in on a helicopter. I don’t care for that ginger. He better win a bowl game this year.
DAMNIT FAMILY!!!!
WERE GOING TO OCHARLEYS FOR FREE PIE WEDNESDAY!!!!
WERE GOING TO OCHARLEYS FOR FREE PIE WEDNESDAY!!!!
The briefcase is a 1988 move.
You wear a coin purse and some Gucci and the job is yours.
Look at your phone a lot as well. Seem disinterested.
Briefcase is a risky play. It might trigger this type of response...
PROTIP: 93 should try screaming at the Bobs in interview.
Yeah, and don't forget to tell the Bob's that you are a huuuuuuge Michael Bolton fan. Tell them you celebrate his entire catalog.
go in wearing flip flops with socks. shows you are ahead of the times
a dude who gets off a helicopter wearing flip flops and carrying a briefcase would scare the shit out of me.
a dude who gets off a helicopter wearing flip flops and carrying a briefcase would scare the shit out of me.
Cheap sunglasses. Don't forget about the cheap sunglasses. Keep them on during the entire interview.
Unless they ask a question that you can't answer...at which point you remain silent, tilt your head down and glare at them over the edge of your cheap sunglasses, shake your head and give them a "hmmmmmm", and then take a quick peak inside your briefcase and then slam it shut and then yell at the top of your lungs, "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
Unless they ask a question that you can't answer...at which point you remain silent, tilt your head down and glare at them over the edge of your cheap sunglasses, shake your head and give them a "hmmmmmm", and then take a quick peak inside your briefcase and then slam it shut and then yell at the top of your lungs, "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
Just the inside of my house. By the 13 y/o.
I read that Marshalltown got destroyed.
Glad y'all are okay. Mother Nature no play.
Back to interview prep: How difficult would it be to obtain a gold tooth on such short notice?
I'd say his last name of O'Buck is fitting. Class of 2020?
After sitting on beach for a long time, I downloaded some old classic hip hop tunes...
I guess this one holds up as my 4 and 14 year old love this one...
I guess this one holds up as my 4 and 14 year old love this one...
Something that just blew my mind... Del the Funky Homosapian is the rapper in Gorillaz’s, Clint Eastwood.
Fun fact. In the early days of the internet, probably around 94, I signed up on a CBSSportsOnline account with the moniker of DelThaFunkyHomoSapien (a precursor to the funKYcat that we all know and love).
HOWEVER, due to text string limits, the name came out to just DelThaFunkyHomo. Being that the internet was fairly new and mostly inhabited by white well-to-do’s, most didn’t catch the reference and I was playfully chided for said alias whilst sitting in the Gatton business school computer lab.
I also printed probably 1500 pages of garbage writing in that lab despite never taking a business class. Really played the system for internet time and printing. Needless to say, the School of Education’s computer ‘lab’ was absolute trash.
HOWEVER, due to text string limits, the name came out to just DelThaFunkyHomo. Being that the internet was fairly new and mostly inhabited by white well-to-do’s, most didn’t catch the reference and I was playfully chided for said alias whilst sitting in the Gatton business school computer lab.
I also printed probably 1500 pages of garbage writing in that lab despite never taking a business class. Really played the system for internet time and printing. Needless to say, the School of Education’s computer ‘lab’ was absolute trash.
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GD MITCH!!!!!!!
We might not win 15 games in this crap. This is awful. Mitch said I see your checkerboard and I RAISE YOU MORE CHECKERBOARDS MHHHUAHHHAHAHAH.
You can see the shame in PJ’s eyes.
We might not win 15 games in this crap. This is awful. Mitch said I see your checkerboard and I RAISE YOU MORE CHECKERBOARDS MHHHUAHHHAHAHAH.
You can see the shame in PJ’s eyes.
Did they add another row?
If TENNESSEE thinks the effin checkerboard is garish, what I the samfuch are we doing wearing this dogshit?!?!?
Why is milquetoast making this and Joker Philips the Hill to die on?
If TENNESSEE thinks the effin checkerboard is garish, what I the samfuch are we doing wearing this dogshit?!?!?
Why is milquetoast making this and Joker Philips the Hill to die on?
UK uniform would be better with Arthur logo, coin purse and Gucci lowtops IMHO. NO(Funky)HOMO
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