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Steph Curry’s mouthguard has more germs than a half gallon of ‘15 Blue Bell.
A) Thompson should not have been tossed. That was a BS call.
B) But he should be suspended for the next game for pushing the ball/hitting whatshisname in the face afterwards.
C) I agree with Van Gundy. WTF are the refs doing. 2 seconds to go...game is over. Just end it already.
D) Every time the refs go to the monitor...college, NBA, NFL, whatever...I want to punch somebody in the face.
B) But he should be suspended for the next game for pushing the ball/hitting whatshisname in the face afterwards.
C) I agree with Van Gundy. WTF are the refs doing. 2 seconds to go...game is over. Just end it already.
D) Every time the refs go to the monitor...college, NBA, NFL, whatever...I want to punch somebody in the face.
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Last Month in Baseball
(takeoff of This Week in Baseball {young kaizer loved that show})
I noticed the Yanks slid out of 1st...which is nice. Also noticed that the Padres are only 6 games back. Which is hilarious.![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
What a shiiiiiiity Division the NL West must be for that to be the case.
Edit to add that I also noticed that there are still 297 games left in the season. 347 for the Yanks since every other game has been a rain out.
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(takeoff of This Week in Baseball {young kaizer loved that show})
I noticed the Yanks slid out of 1st...which is nice. Also noticed that the Padres are only 6 games back. Which is hilarious.
What a shiiiiiiity Division the NL West must be for that to be the case.Edit to add that I also noticed that there are still 297 games left in the season. 347 for the Yanks since every other game has been a rain out.
Wow. I edited that last post like 12 times. And it sucks as bad now as it did when I first posted it. But I got the wording exactly the way I wanted it. So mission accomplished.
Wait...I need to change one more thing...
Wait...I need to change one more thing...
Pimpmobile extrordinaire. Looks like something Johnny Cope might drive.
I just now walked 6 blocks to Chick-fil-A and back.
Currently overdosing as we speak.
Currently overdosing as we speak.
Good thing the Yanks don’t need a hotel with all these out of town rainouts...Last Month in Baseball
(takeoff of This Week in Baseball {young kaizer loved that show})
I noticed the Yanks slid out of 1st...which is nice. Also noticed that the Padres are only 6 games back. Which is hilarious.
Edit to add that I also noticed that there are still 297 games left in the season. 347 for the Yanks since every other game has been a rain out.
They living in KSs noggin RENT FREE every day.
I see the side of nuggets, but where's the extry sandwich? Always, ALWAYS, get an extry sandwich.I just now walked 6 blocks to Chick-fil-A and back.
Currently overdosing as we speak.
I just now walked 6 blocks to Chick-fil-A and back.
Currently overdosing as we speak.
Side of nuggets!
Plus, I don't see any cheese on that chicken.
Well done, sir!
That’s why I wear boxer-briefs.Side nuggets
Sitting at a fuggin sweetass mixology bar in the base of the Woolworth Building.
The Wooly.
Meeting a former colleague.
Blanton’s comin at me.
The Wooly.
Meeting a former colleague.
Blanton’s comin at me.
So completely hammered.
Lick my balls.
Lick my balls.
What? No Polynesian Sawce?!?I just now walked 6 blocks to Chick-fil-A and back.
Currently overdosing as we speak.
I have a good mind to call 512.936.5466 to complain to the management!
Just fell down a YouTube rabbit hole and found this Full Metal Jacket commentary. Long, but good (that’s what she said).
Of course the previous video led to this one...
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Someone in the CM Newton thread said he’s the best AD UK has ever had.
I’m going to exit Bon Scott style
I’m going to exit Bon Scott style
As much of a dork as he is, I think we have the best one right now. If he’ll let some socially functioning alcoholics have a beer or twelve at Kroger field or Rupp, he’ll go down as the greatest for sure.
Fingers swollen. Back wrenched. Arms numb. Ankle rolled.
...every goddamn weed, rogue boulder, stump, random debris, mini-tree, vine ripped the eff out of my back property line in prep for my new fence install on Wednesday.
Giant BBQ for workmates on Saturday.
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Pork Shoulder: Carolina Style
Pineapple SousVide Tri Tip Steak with Chimichurri
Cane Syrup Gulf Coast Shrimp
Redneck Tater Salad
Collard Greens
Banana Pudding
Tunes
Crafties
Bourbon
...every goddamn weed, rogue boulder, stump, random debris, mini-tree, vine ripped the eff out of my back property line in prep for my new fence install on Wednesday.
Giant BBQ for workmates on Saturday.
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Pork Shoulder: Carolina Style
Pineapple SousVide Tri Tip Steak with Chimichurri
Cane Syrup Gulf Coast Shrimp
Redneck Tater Salad
Collard Greens
Banana Pudding
Tunes
Crafties
Bourbon
I might have to fire up the private jet and crash that little shindig.
No. Just crashing the party by being present. But I need you to come pick me up at the airport first. Then ima crash that mofo.
Right now...in real life not the message board world...I would settle for competence. From someone. Anyone.
Sooo on my typical route home, the local sheriff's office has put up one of those "Your Speed" displays on the shoulder. Wellllllll, it's in a place where there isn't a lot of traffic and where visibility is good (so you can spot cop cars) -- ergo, I speed like a mofo when I get close to the sign to see how high I can make it register. 91 mph (55 zone) is my current record 
. I also flip it off every time I pass it cause I guarantee those sonsofbitches have a camera on it too.
. I also flip it off every time I pass it cause I guarantee those sonsofbitches have a camera on it too.
